Can we get a disco ball that hangs over the center of the pitch, and activates when we score a goal?
Also, I think we should put the entire stadium on wheels, so when the weather is shitty in downtown Toronto, we can just wheel the whole thing out to Vaughan, or something.
I also think sand and water traps on the field would be a great idea. Maybe a couple of trap doors that only the keepers can activate.
- Scott