10 Reasons why the Wiz will Fail Saturday

[DOMIN8R]

A little fun before the game...............

10 Reasons why the Wiz will Fail Saturday

10. Their new 2009 Starting 11 Girls are whores
9. The visiting fans from Toronto will outnumber theirs by a margin of 2:1
8. Kevin Hartman’s hair- not sure why – but I’m sure it will have an impact.
7. Santiago Hirsig is a transsexual and he plans on revealing it as the real reason he left Argentina (I have pictures to prove it)
6. Missouri is the appendix of the US and the rest of the states want to have it removed
5. Cristman is out with knee surgery – or is he just scared?
4. SBI says that they’re not as good as us. Oh common - if he says so, it must be true!
3. From his years playing there, Mo knows a secret passage under the pitch that leads right to the opposing goal and JC plans on using it.
2. Even last year's DP knows the team is a loosing proposition and is willing to take a salary cut to keep the team afloat


1. We fucking kick ass. Period. Full stop.

[tfc007]

interesting

[standupforthetfc]

8. Kevin Hartman’s hair- not sure why – but I’m sure it will have an impact.

It looks like he went to a Bukkakee party... haha FROSTED TIPS

[Parkdale]

7. Santiago Hirsig is a transsexual and he plans on revealing it as the real reason he left Argentina (I have pictures to prove it).

And you have photos of a latin tranny why?????

[DOMIN8R]

Dude looks like .....a

[Calvin]

http://www.gocrimson.com/ViewArticle...ATCLID=1506540

[TFC Via Buffalo]

1-10.) They are named The Wizard.

[DOMIN8R]

Because I suffer from a self promotion disorder.

[Redcoe15]

A little fun before the game...............

10 Reasons why the Wiz will Fail Saturday

10. Their new 2009 Starting 11 Girls are whores
9. The visiting fans from Toronto will outnumber theirs by a margin of 2:1
8. Kevin Hartman’s hair- not sure why – but I’m sure it will have an impact.
7. Santiago Hirsig is a transsexual and he plans on revealing it as the real reason he left Argentina (I have pictures to prove it)
6. Missouri is the appendix of the US and the rest of the states want to have it removed
5. Cristman is out with knee surgery – or is he just scared?
4. SBI says that they’re not as good as us. Oh common - if he says so, it must be true!
3. From his years playing there, Mo knows a secret passage under the pitch that leads right to the opposing goal and JC plans on using it.
2. Even last year's DP knows the team is a loosing proposition and is willing to take a salary cut to keep the team afloat


1. We fucking kick ass. Period. Full stop.

Works for me.

[Redcoe15]

Dude looks like .....a

[dclaro]

WTF?!?! whats wrong with her/his fingers?

[T_Mizz]

Umm just a thought, but can we stop calling them the wiz? Because as we all know, nobody beats the wiz, call me superstitious but I'd like to be able to beat them

[Kevvv]

Don't worry, we can take the wiz

[Kevvv]

A little fun before the game...............

10 Reasons why the Wiz will Fail Saturday

10. Their new 2009 Starting 11 Girls are whores
9. The visiting fans from Toronto will outnumber theirs by a margin of 2:1
8. Kevin Hartman’s hair- not sure why – but I’m sure it will have an impact.
7. Santiago Hirsig is a transsexual and he plans on revealing it as the real reason he left Argentina (I have pictures to prove it)
6. Missouri is the appendix of the US and the rest of the states want to have it removed
5. Cristman is out with knee surgery – or is he just scared?
4. SBI says that they’re not as good as us. Oh common - if he says so, it must be true!
3. From his years playing there, Mo knows a secret passage under the pitch that leads right to the opposing goal and JC plans on using it.
2. Even last year's DP knows the team is a loosing proposition and is willing to take a salary cut to keep the team afloat


1. We fucking kick ass. Period. Full stop.

Actually, they play in KC, Kansas. Two Kansas City's, they're not even in the 'good' one.

[DOMIN8R]

Actually, they play in KC, Kansas. Two Kansas City's, they're not even in the 'good' one.

I've been waiting all effen day for someone to pick this up. There are 4 Kansas Cities in the US and no one but you Kevvv has called me on this. Congratulations, you win the beer.

[T_Mizz]

I've been to both actually but I could've sworn they play at Arrowhead, which I could've sworn was in the "good" KC

[Kevvv]

I've been waiting all effen day for someone to pick this up. There are 4 Kansas Cities in the US and no one but you Kevvv has called me on this. Congratulations, you win the beer.

4 Kansas Cities, and I think every state has to have a place called Columbia to qualify for a senate seat. Almost as bad as Dover.

I've been to both actually but I could've sworn they play at Arrowhead, which I could've sworn was in the "good" KC

They used to, now they play in Community America Ballpark(!), which has the capacity to sit almost 10 times as many people as my high school cafeteria.