stretching to put it in this thread but I figure it's noteworthy enough - Drogba has turned down Corinthians to go play in the USL for Phoenix Rising (that's still a shit name). He joins Shaun Wright-Philips there as the marquee signings for the upstart club.
Being that the greater Phoenix area is the worst metropolitan space in the western world, I'd give a shit ton of money to sit on the pitch they gave to Drogba.
"You've spent your entire professional career in world class cities, Didier; Marseille, London, Istanbul, Canadian Vegas. How would you feel about switching it up and playing in a place where you constantly have pool of sweat in your underwear that resembles the Marianas Trench, and wherever you go to eat there's a strapped up border militia yelling at the waiters about the Mexican food not being as good as it is at Chipotle. Does that sound like something that might interest you?"