This isn't right. BolickyBill is used to having his FO fight his battles for him. His delicate Seattle lifestyle hasn't prepared him for confrontation (unless it's because someone messed up his half caf light mocca choca pussy drink at Starbucks) Thats why he is coming across as a mouth breathing basement dweller. He isn't mentally equipped. Don't worry child, it will all be over very soon.
I just want to know if BolickyBill is coming up with these insults himself or if he's reading them off the big screen at CenturyLink like their chants.
Anyone remember when Conan came to TO and had the towers fight?
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The Moose is Loose aboot the hoose
Talk funny but can do basic jogfrey.
Fuckit - for a bunch of baiters you guys are boring.
Umm, maybe a reference to those who left Leeds for Man Utd but again, maybe I'm wrong. It has been known for me to be wrong. It could also be a Stoke City thing, but I doubt it. You probably wouldn't know about that though
Or maybe it just might be that you can't count so well?
"Yea...and verily did the Rave Green Army invade the frozen northern wasteland and spite the red demon and raise the sacred cup on hostile soil" J. Christ
Your coffee tastes like ass water.
I don't blame you for not using Umbrellas. I wouldn't want to take the chance of looking at you people with clear eyes either.
Everyone laughs at you when you tell them Seattle is a cultured city. Your idea of a proper seafood dish is five day old raw salmon smothered in barbecue sauce and served by Guy Fieri.
Your air of superiority towards the middle of your country coupled with your psychotic need for validation from proper metropolitan cities is fascinating. Your state is West Virginia on the coast.
The only time anyone took interest in your city is for a brief period in the mid-nineties when you collectively yelled into a microphone about how depressed you are. Cool.
The best part of The Killing was watching everyone in your shitty little provincial town find reasons to give up.
I hope your next governor is a Republican from Tacoma.
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I bet it really confuses sounders fans as to how they're so vehemently despised by the rest of the league while they're Cascadian brothers to the north and south are held in high regard.
How can you even banter about the two cities?
One city is regularly heralded as one of the best cities to live in worldwide, the other is a less beautiful, half-assed Vancouver.
The nicest thing I can say about Seattle is it's the thirteenth city I'd most like to visit in the United States. 105th worldwide.
On the bright side, maybe the impending MLS Cup loss will trigger a new generation of self-loathing musicians.