and so it begins (or the 'my name's Tucker, not Sucker' TFC 2013 ST renewal thread)

[Pookie]

Does it really matter if they dangle the carrot or hand it to you for free? Doesn't it still taste like shit?

I think their manager's handbook says something along the lines of:

TFC: Like a Shit Sandwich
The more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat

(Lyrics from Toronto 90's Alt band, Lowest of the Low)