Not sure if this has been posted, but just read that Dichio has minor groin injury.
hahaha...I don't know, sure looks like it.
Anyways, that news is all wrong, Dichio doesn't get injuries of the groin or anywhere. He simply chooses to shut down certain parts of his body at times in order to bring himself down to the level of competition.....it's true.
Don't know if this has been posted or not, but, DANNY DICHIO is our strikeforce. Taxi for RR's the great pretender.
Once again:
DICHIO IS A MONSTER
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HE's fucking magic, and his passing accuracy is sublime.
Every one of his goals is brilliant, and the amount of times he is able to produce goals that look like flukes, only proves that theyre not flukes at all.
The goal against columbus last year and his second against DC on Wednesday show that when he is facing the goal he is just as capable of passing that ball into the net as he is at passing it to a teammates feet with a single touch.
The last goal of the season against the revs last year, should have confirmed his worth in this league to everybody. Nobody deserves his spot on TFC more than Dichio does, not Robert, not Guevara not even Jimmy Brennan to be perfectly honest, and that will remain true even if we do find a DP striker.
Jesus what more does this guy have do for some of you people. I keep hearing that he can't hack it as our lone striker yet he's scored 3x in 2 games and has 4 on the season, by the way that's more than Guevara and Robert have scored combined. For christ sake cut him a little slack, he's definately not underperfroming our there. Dichio is fuckin brilliant.
Oooooooooooooooooooh Danny Dichioooooooooo...
Now if only we had someone with the skill and toughness of Dichio with the pace of Cunny. Sigh.
I'm actually happy with Danny, but am worried about the lack of options behind him should he *gasp* go down with injury.