Not really relevant to this thread, but I just found this story absolutely hilarious.
Suriname's 60-year old vice-president bought a club (Inter Moengotapoe) and for the first leg of their CONCACAF LEAGUE match against Olympia made himself captain and a starter and played 54 minutes. He also named his son as a starter. They lost 6-0.
Then the story gets even better looking at his past.