Quote Originally Posted by molenshtain View Post
Your coffee tastes like ass water.

I don't blame you for not using Umbrellas. I wouldn't want to take the chance of looking at you people with clear eyes either.

Everyone laughs at you when you tell them Seattle is a cultured city. Your idea of a proper seafood dish is five day old raw salmon smothered in barbecue sauce and served by Guy Fieri.

Your air of superiority towards the middle of your country coupled with your psychotic need for validation from proper metropolitan cities is fascinating. Your state is West Virginia on the coast.

The only time anyone took interest in your city is for a brief period in the mid-nineties when you collectively yelled into a microphone about how depressed you are. Cool.

The best part of The Killing was watching everyone in your shitty little provincial town find reasons to give up.

I hope your next governor is a Republican from Tacoma.
That's Rich coming from the City that gave the World Justin Bieber