I remember when BMOfield, the stadium spokesperson came on after an embarassing home loss and explained that the turf was being enhanced, i cant remember, putting down new pellets or something. I didnt realize he was a rep though and I was drunk and I just blazed.
Something like, Fuck your turf, its an embarassment to football, injuring our squad and nobody good wants to come here and play on it, etc..etc..
He was like "OK....I'm out....wow"