Idea for All star game protest

[Jackalope]

Me and my buddies have arranged our own protest. I personally haven't taken a crap since yesterday. I've eaten Lasagna, had Singapore noodles last night, along with a load of beers. Today, we are going to eat curry, probably a spicy one, a vindaloo or something. We are not going to crap today or tomorrow either.

Thursday at the game, watch section 111. 5 of us are bringing castor oil and we're going to be snacking on prunes. At half time, we are going to storm the pitch and each take a steamy giant shit at the centre line in front of 20,000 screaming and shocked fans.

We're going to have soccer balls with us too - as a giveaway to our fellow supporters. We're going to smear the balls in turds and then start firing them into the crowd.

[Jay P]

1) good on ya for posting this on a public forum for all to see.
2) your gonna slip on the field turf and shit your pants instead and 20,000 ppl will laugh at ya.

[RealG-TFC]

Who ever first called this guy a troll was spot on.

[Wagner]

too bad you won't be the first fieldrusher/streaker to poop themselves....
anyone got that pic from last year??

[RealG-TFC]

^^^^

[Jackalope]

Who ever first called this guy a troll was spot on.

I am not a troll. I am the jackalope - the great equaliser. Where there is justice to be had for TFC supporters, I will be there to take a steamy loaf on the oppressors.

[NateDoGG]

jackalope is a girls name isnt it?

[Shaughno]

Who ever first called this guy a troll was spot on.

... who me?

[Jackalope]

I need your help, Red Patch Boys - join with me!

[RealG-TFC]

... who me?

It appears so.

[Antoshka]

... who me?

why does anderson have a swoosh coming out of his finger, i dont get it