TFC is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
TFC is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what TFC ends up doing.
—John Ruskin
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. TFC deny it.
—H. L. Mencken
An obvious one, but still needs to be said.
"Mark it down, write it down, film it … We're going to turn TFC around and we're going to make the playoffs next year. We know where we're headed, we know how to get there. We've been given the resources of this ownership group and we will get to the right place."
Tim Lieweke Oct. 29, 2013
Another in the obvious category:
"Big game for boys tonight good luck can't wait to be back out there scoring #goals"
- Jermain Defoe Sept 6 2014
Modified from "Norm" on Cheers:
"TFC can't live with 'em......... pass the beer nuts"
Modified from Homer Simpson:
"Lisa if you don't like your job, you don't quit. You just go in everyday and do it really half assed, that's the TFC way".
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"A Toronto F.C. fan is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
- Ernest Hemingway
-Life is not that complicated. You get up, go to work, eat three meals, take one good shit and go back to bed...unless you are TFC then you shit in the bed. Whats the fucking mystery- George Carlin
Someone should of wrote a big banner with that Lieweke quote on there tonight, with season ticket $ beside it.
Why can't we be half decent?
I have a video that I will post of Mo Johnston giving a guarantee that they will make playoffs in season 2 lol .. Thats true story !!!Originally Posted by Auzzy
“He’s one of the best finishers I’ve ever seen in the modern era.” - Paul Mariner on Andrew Wiedeman.
"Mark it down, write it down, film it … We're going to turn TFC around and flush it right down the shitter next year."
Phineas Tim Lieweke; Oct. 29, 2013
TORONTO FC, 2017 MLS CHAMPIONS!!! (Still the greatest in league history!)
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You, sir, have just won yourself a brand-new state-of-the-art Internet with that answer.
Did the USA , of all countries, just fix soccer? - C. Ronaldo, May 27th commenting on the FBI-led investigations into fraud and corruption throughout FIFA.
if you could kick the person on the arse responsible for the dismal results accumulated by TFC, you would not sit down for a month
T. Roosevelt
They are who we thought they were..............total Sh** for 8 years.
Dennis Green
Playoffs?!? Don't talk about - - playoffs?!? You kidding me? Playoffs?!? I just hope we can win a game!"
Jim Mora and what should have been the reply by whomever was given the "write it down" quote.
TFC have simply formed the habit of doing things winning teams don’t like to do. Albert Gray
TFC is New York, Run by the Kardashians
Peter Ustinov
"Football is a simple game. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, TFC always lose."
Gary Lineker
“We’re setting a record for the worst team in the world. Name me another 0-9 team in the world.
Name me one team in the whole world that’s 0-9… There’s not one team in the world that’s lost 9 x in a row.
You can’t say I’m wrong. We’re 0-9. That’s the only thing that counts.”
-Danny Koevermans, May 22, 2012
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MLS is a tough, physical league, that emphasizes speed, and features plastic fields, grueling travel, extreme weather, and incompetent refs. - NK Toronto
Games haven't been as fun since I cut back my drinking after season 2.
“In an age of instant gratification, TFC is having a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal." - Ken Bates
"If you can't be with the Coach you love, love the Coach you're with!"
Billy Preston
Hahahaha you whole bunch of shit heads!!!
Don't quote me on that.
too funny
Dorothy.... How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Tim... I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy.. Yes, I guess you're right.
“A single loss is a tragedy; a million losses is a statistic.”
Joseph Stalin
"You... shall... not... Pass!" Gandalf to Defoe.
"I Don't Want...Your Life..."
Johnny Moxon - Quarterback, West Canaan Coyotes.
"...Money wasn't tight, but it like, it wasn't right..."
I see nothing in space as promising as the view from my seat on the way to BMO.
E. B. White
“This is the main advantage of playing for TFC: it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills: Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue - severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally... you can actually watch yourself behaving in the terrible way, but you can't control it.”
- Hunter S. Thompson
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