Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Then there's TFC. - W. ShakespeareYou do one.The only thing worse than being talked about is being a TFC supporter. - O. Wilde
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Then there's TFC. - W. ShakespeareYou do one.The only thing worse than being talked about is being a TFC supporter. - O. Wilde
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“They are selfish, impatient and a little insecure. They make mistakes, They are out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle TFC at their worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve them at their best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
“We’re setting a record for worst team in the world, man,”
-Danny Koevermans
AN ODE TO TFC:
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
From Alfred Lord Tennyson's poem In Memoriam
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Ask not what TFC can do for you, ask how much they can really justify raising ticket prices after all this" _Kennedy
"You're Drunk"
"Yes and you're shite. But tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be TFC" -Churchill
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
Or, if you're TFC, you replant every single fucking year and start over.
–Chinese Proverb
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Eighty percent of success is showing up...
And then there is TFC.
–Woody Allen
"For the past 8 years, I have looked in the mirror every game day and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many game days in a row, I know I need to buy some new TFC gear. "
Steve Jobs
"Wait till the major hears that! Then the TFC'll hit the fan!"
THe secret to getting ahead, is getting started. (And the secret to getting started, is coaching TFC) - Mark Twain
“It's a big game Saturday. It's the Trillium Cup and we want to win that just as bad as the Amway Cup.”
- Ryan Nelsen 2014.05.30
Had this classic quote in my sig for a few months. Think I'll just retire it in this thread.
It is better to keep your boots off and let people think you are shite, than to lace up for TFC and remove all doubt.
"When your time comes oh TFC player to lose, be not like those who have played for TFC whose hearts are filled with a fear of losing, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to play the game over again in a different way. Sing your song, and lose like a hero going home."
Tecumseh
Vulnerability lies in the defence; the impossibility of victory in the attack.
Sun Tzu - The Art of Football
These are ACE !
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"It's easy to quit TFC, I've done it thousands of times" - Mark Twain
"Toronto are four players away from being competitive" Paul Mariner 2012
Did we get them yet? Which ones were they in case I missed it?
"Build a TFC fan a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a TFC fan on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
MLSE. Pissing in their pants to stay warm since 1998.
“What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.”
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. –Benjamin Franklin
I've been spending two hours trying to figure out an homage to Byron's Epitaph to a Dog. I got the title: Epitaph to a Season, and the first part. But it's hard going.
Unfortunately that's only one stanza out of like, four.
Near this spot
are deposited the remains of one club
which possessed Balls without Grace,
Strength without Focus,
Competitiveness without Ferocity,
and all the vices of Man without his Virtues.
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Did the USA , of all countries, just fix soccer? - C. Ronaldo, May 27th commenting on the FBI-led investigations into fraud and corruption throughout FIFA.
We try to equalize before the other team have scored.
"There's more than one way to skin a TFC supporter" -MLSE
"I'm going down with this ship." - George Castanza.
Inaction in the midfield breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit there and think about it. Get out of your usual passing lane and get busy.
Dale Carnegie
And the streets don't change but maybe the names- Guns N Roses
"Are we a Superclub?"
- anonymous forum poster
TFC are what they repeatedly do; incompetence, then, is not an act but a habit.
—Aristotle