Dumbest thing you have ever seen/done at a game.
Ok, thought some levity was in order.
For me it was Canada vs.? (that drunk)
I was with Sky and he brought his flag that Jamie gave him at the previous game.
Some guy thought it was Jamies, he was drunk too and instead of explaining I basically said 'go fuck yourself'
Lots of talk back and forth, then the cops come and drag him away and escort me to a cab.
I owe that guy a beer...
I could come up with better but not without incriminating myself pretty badly.
Your stories?
WE DID IT!
i think we can go to the first match at BMO...
'Wash your hands'
erm, just to be clear, it wasn't me
Last edited by Flipityflu; 05-02-2013 at 09:22 PM.
We were playing Columbus, I was drunk, it was raining. Eventually the yellow rain coats come out and I, in my infinite wisdom yell out something to the tune of "all you yellow motherfuckers need to fuck right off."
Didn't realize what I'd said until it was too late
the canada v. honduras match
i found out i was being laid off so i decided to drop acid at work on my last day (ie: the day of the match), and had another tab in the parking lot. when people broke out the flags during the national anthem i was convinced i was having a heart attack so i went to the concourse for some air.. for some reason i thought i wasn't going to get any in the crowd. i ended up forgetting why i was out there, and went to the concession stand to order food, so i just went back to my seat and ate 5 slices of cheese pizza before the second half.
i must've looked like a fucking lunatic.
long story short: i had a blast and woke up on the roof of the library at bathurst and king with a hooters tshirt on and my hands spray painted black.
Last edited by __wowza; 05-27-2013 at 07:37 PM.
we have a winner!Originally Posted by __wowza
06-18-09 i was there
Holy fuck
That idiot that wiped a flare into the wind and hit that girl in the face at the TFC game a couple years back.
i managed to retrace my steps by calling a few people i was with the next day after i lost track of my brother. apparently i stopped to help a girl spray paint her angel wings black for a rave which consisted of her spray painting the wings while i was holding them against a wall, and then we all decided to go to hooters for a laugh. i also have a tendency to climb things while im drunk, for those of you who remember my miracle in montreal story, so that explains the part about waking up on top of the library.
i also found out that im no longer allowed in hooters.
Is there a Post of the Year award? If so, I am pretty sure Wowza just won it with those two.
I doubt very much I will read anything funnier here this year.
I would have exploded if I'd had a night like that on acid.
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I wish I could just blame it all on the pre-game drinking, but I was only two deep at the time.
Last edited by Cashcleaner; 05-03-2013 at 12:12 PM.
Did the USA , of all countries, just fix soccer? - C. Ronaldo, May 27th commenting on the FBI-led investigations into fraud and corruption throughout FIFA.
Holy shit bombs. I dare anyone attempt to top that
what's your story? please give wowza a challenge
I wish I could just blame it all on the pre-game drinking, but I was only two deep at the pre-game.
06-18-09 i was there
Was that the same game with the streaker who took a shit while being wrestled by security?
I wish I could just blame it all on the pre-game drinking, but I was only two deep at the pre-game.
Good god am I thankful I made this thread!
lulz @ Cash and Wowz...
on a much tamer level, I stood about at my seat while everyone left after we'd just lost to Chicago. Their fans were being held back until the stadium was empty - which it was, except for me and my pal at our seats at the top of 105.
I was pointing out all the security to him when we realized they were all looking at us. Deciding to play sillybuggers, I led the way as we walked away from them along our row (toward 106). Some more security came towards us from 107, so we went down a couple of rows, giving the impression we were leaving, and then walked back through 105 toward 104.
As we were approached again from 104 we went down a couple more rows and reversed direction once more. I thought we were being hilarious and imagined that if you played the tape at high speed it would look like a Benny Hill routine.
Eventually we left at the bottom of the stands as more guys with walkie-talkies were arriving.
The funny bit to me was that we were being directed away from the Chicago support, but as we emerged from the stands at the foot of 104 (where the KIA is parked), we came face to face with them as they were being escorted out. We had some friendly chat and swapped scarves (to my eternal regret).
The end.
a ha ha heh he hoo.. ha
You make loads of threads - eventually you're bound to hit one out of the park
This made me laugh 'cause I totally forgot about that incident.
Wowza's story didn't make me laugh 'cause it's what I've come to expect from him.
Toronto 'til I die - but I think they're trying to kill me.
I was going to say I got excited that TFC might win the game. But Wowza kills everything.
Part of me feels bad for the some of the things I yelled at the Ecuador supporters that were in 111 during the CMNT friendly, but then again, I still enjoy singing the 'where were you born?/where were you bo-o-orn?/probably Canada and not Ecuador-or-or-or' chant that I made up.
After the game in the concourse, with a flag pole over my shoulder, I continued to chant that while directly pointing at people.
The kicker: my indoor team now wears Ecuador kits for some reason. I think it's 'cause they're yellow, and everybody thinks, "Hey, no other team will be wearing yellow." Then every other team ends up wearing yellow.
Toronto 'til I die - but I think they're trying to kill me.
Not in game, but who was with me during the Seattle away trip in 09 when we couldn't find a decent bar to get drunk in, and the most... interesting one was a cabaret with some cross dresser?
“Years have gone by and I’ve finally learned to accept myself for who I am: a beggar for good football.
I go about the world, hand outstretched, and in the stadiums I plead: ‘A pretty move, for the love of God.’
And when good football happens, I give thanks for the miracle and I don’t give a damn which team or country performs it.”
-Eduardo Galeano
The Soccer Game: Part 1 starring Zak Galifanakis.
Someone post the pic of the naked guy that shat himself.
After the first game in Philly. Drunkenly getting on the U-Sector bus to their hotel downtown. Deciding to stay downtown and drinking more, missing the last subway, taking a streetcar (or was it a bus?) to not close enough to my hotel by the airport. Finding out cabs don't go into that part of town after 10 pm. Wondering into a housing project. Quickly exiting a housing project. Getting on the first damn city bus I could find, which quite by coincidence took me where I needed to go.
was i right in remebering the streaking shitter was the first game at BMO?
'wash your hands'
The crapping streaker is an all-time classic....I re-tell that to people and they just stare at me with blank faces.
at a game; ugh don't think anything beats wowza, but for those who did the philly trip first year they were in MLS...spending 5 seconds in downtown Chester...that sums it up right there (makes Jane & Finch/Moss Park/Regent Park feel like the Bridal Path/Rosedale/Forest Hill
nevermind.
Last edited by boozilla; 05-06-2013 at 01:26 AM.
Dirty - Naked motherfuckin guy -Sanchez. Quite unfortunate really.
Winner! Gagnon!
Can't beat that story.
And somebody PLEASE tell me the shit story.
Last edited by Brooker; 05-03-2013 at 11:11 PM.
LMAO
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