"The Black Cat" Appreciation Thread

[[NBF]]

This guy deserves his own thread.



The official mascot of futility.

[Richard]

Six fucking years, i imagine it fed off all the souls that graced bmo field.

[nonc]

it was so fast i thought it was some kinda urban black cheetah

[T-boy]

How the hell did a cat get into BMO when The Ex is on?! That's one hella brave kitty!

[Doucet3]

How the hell did a cat get into BMO when The Ex is on?! That's one hella brave kitty!

That's what I was thinking lol like where the fuck did he come from? The lakeshore ? Like its literally a circus out there and he was booking it soooo hard, I was laughing out loud alone at this brave little bastard lol.

[khso11]

the cat just brought away all our bad luck, lol, how the fuck did it get in the stadium?

[Frings22]

I'm almost %100 sure that the cat is sadly dead. A fucking retarded security guard stomped on the cat's stomach before it left through the other exit. I'm sure it didn't survive a stomp on it chest from a big fat piece of shit security guard. That asshole should be fined.

[Super]

the cat just brought away all our bad luck, lol, how the fuck did it get in the stadium?

No kidding. Our logo should be a broken mirror.

[Carts]

The SQUIRREL put the cat to SHAME!

LOVE LIVE THE SQUIRREL...!!!

[JuliquE]

I'm almost 0 sure that the cat is sadly dead. A fucking retarded security guard stomped on the cat's stomach before it left through the other exit. I'm sure it didn't survive a stomp on it chest from a big fat piece of shit security guard. That asshole should be fined.

You've got to be kidding me! Unbelievable.

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Going back, though.. I just found it so strange that it seemed bent on making sure to cut across our goal-mouth, if it wasn't enough to have a black-cat citing at our pitch.

[khso11]

I'm almost 0 sure that the cat is sadly dead. A fucking retarded security guard stomped on the cat's stomach before it left through the other exit. I'm sure it didn't survive a stomp on it chest from a big fat piece of shit security guard. That asshole should be fined.

Wat an idiot (just like usual BMO guards), but dont worry just like Soolsma, cats have 9 lives, i hope its ok

[khso11]

No kidding. Our logo should be a broken mirror.

haha lol

[Furtado91]

I'm almost 0 sure that the cat is sadly dead. A fucking retarded security guard stomped on the cat's stomach before it left through the other exit. I'm sure it didn't survive a stomp on it chest from a big fat piece of shit security guard. That asshole should be fined.

You saw This? and no photo was taken of ths security guard? considering animal services is literally across the street. that guard would have some serious explaining to do.

[Rene Kingsriver]

I'm almost 0 sure that the cat is sadly dead. A fucking retarded security guard stomped on the cat's stomach before it left through the other exit. I'm sure it didn't survive a stomp on it chest from a big fat piece of shit security guard. That asshole should be fined.

He'll be worse than fired, that would be causing unnecessary suffering to an animal, a criminal offence, albeit one with ridiculously low penalties

[Fort York Redcoat]

This story just gets worse and worse.

The cat teared into the stadium through the gap in 111-112 and darted the entire length of the field past every steward and cop doing absolutely nothing to herd it before it crossed the pitch at full speed and out at 127 to get stepped on?

Have none of these people ever owned a cat? God, it's not like it was a rabid panther. Just get in its way and it would go out the way it came. It was terrified.

[Pookie]

"It was a copy cat" said the Squirrel

Thank you, I'm here all week. Please remember to tip your server.

[Chevy]

In a perverted way, the cat only adds to the history and lore of our club. One day (or decade) when things are going well and we trounce clubs like Santos, we can look back on this time with some memories and with some great stories to tell. Maybe not FOND ones, but memories and stories nonetheless.

Now that I think about it a bit more....fuck. A fucking black cat. Fuck.

[__wowza]

i can't tell which is worse:

the fact that the cat was so entertaining, or

the fact that when it stepped onto the pitch the ref watched it dart across ACROSS THE FUCKING GOAL LINE, allowed a santos to pass from 40 yards out and blast a shot outside the box before he blew the whistle AFTER hall had made a save.

[gcolacci]

Look who just showed up on Twitter

https://twitter.com/BMOcat

[T-boy]

I'm almost 0 sure that the cat is sadly dead. A fucking retarded security guard stomped on the cat's stomach before it left through the other exit. I'm sure it didn't survive a stomp on it chest from a big fat piece of shit security guard. That asshole should be fined.

If this is true, we should all track that piece of shit security guard down and take it in turns stomping on his chest. I would personally take a kick like I'm taking a penalty in a world cup final.

[cmonyoureds]

I wasn't able to make the game, but if ever an incident cried out for the old "Sign him up, sign him up, Mariner sign him up" chant, this was IT!!! lol. Tell me someone sang it?

And yeah, that black cat symbol of futility idea is one of the best I've heard so far!!!!

[Yagbod]

The video made it on to the Dirty Tackle today:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer...6515--sow.html

I have to assume that the infamous stomp occured after it came back down? Just curious.

[eustacchio]

^ I was just going to post that. I figured it would have been at least three days before that appeared on Yahoo.

[jabbronies]

The squirrel was in 2007 - our first year of futility.
Could the Cat signify an end to...never mind.

[Yohan]

I thought the squirrel was in 09?

[Frings22]

Yeah it was after it came down, my friend and I both saw it.Oh and it was one of the guys dressed in all black, not the ones with the yellow vests if that helps. There was a huge group of about 6-8 by the entrance/exit.

[Klinsmann]

[Fort York Redcoat]

RIP Felix.

[jabbronies]

http://onefanandhisblog.wordpress.co...-the-squirrel/

[eustacchio]

RIP Felix.

I prefer to think that he lived more like Fritz.