Unfortunately, our star goal-scorer, Danny K is out for a very long time, as you all know.
No problem, don't worry, be happy!
We have the permanent solution for replacing him successfully over the long run, and we don't need any DP striker to be signed or other kind of such nonsense BS!
How can you forget that we have now the newest acquisition of our team, Wiedeman!
He is great, and he is young, and he is hungry for action!
Nobody else, but our head coach himself, Paul Mariner said about him that he's (quote):
"the best finisher I've seen in modern times"! Now I hope you people don't doubt the expertise of our expert coach, don't you?
Everything will be fine, Wiedeman will shine even stronger than before under the guidance of Mariner, he'll be a goal-scoring machine for our beloved TFC, he'll really tear this league a new one!
Problem solved ladies and gents, girls and boys!
I'm the first one who informed you, you can buy me each of you a pint or two after the coming home games.