He's the Dutch Danny Dichio, or 3D.

In a season that has been extremely bleak to date, this guy has grown to become my favourite player on the team. Gets the job done on the pitch, like no striker we've had in a while. Plays every game with heart and fire, like Dichio (his celebration after the late goal in our last game was awesome). And off the pitch, he's not afraid to tell it like it is.

As a piece on a better performing team, I think this guy would be getting all kinds of attention. I'm happy he's here.

So have at it, gents. What do you like about the Koov?

- Scott