I got it!!! Mass mooning!!!

[the-lower-eastsider]

i cant make it this wednesday, but i just drank a couple of double vodka's and this is what i would love to see happen next saturday day match. (sorry parky, denime, cant find a protest idea thread going-which surprises the bejeezus outta me).

two words: MASS MOONING!!!
(w/ banner(s) and two stick support)

just after the national anthem, everybody symbolically drops their drawers and moons the FO and MLSE private box en masse. then we pull up our drawers and effin leave. en masse. and nobody buys a single goddamn beer in the process (ok, i might get a delicious nathan's hotdog to go). and then we all go king dave's. EDIT: kathy says ixnay on goin back to king daves. ok, so we all leave and go a bar (bar prices are cheaper=win/win).

note: i will be providing a handful of high quality sharpies for those that want to display their displeasure on their ass. i already know what i'm gonna write. er, i just gotta find the girl to write it.

this should get their attention at the top. mlse will be be forced into seein the "bottom line". plus i'm lookin forward to the ladies joinin in on this one. HELLO! phonzo's ass - not so much.

its peaceful, non-violent and VERY effective. might even make the papers.

can someone under 40 pls post an example photo of a mass mooning on here? i dont know wtf i'm doin. i'm goin to make a drink...

craiger

[OgtheDim]

And people wonder why Elvis always is busy doing weddings in Las Vegas.

[Code Red]

Can my grandma join in?

[king dave]

Now this is a great idea.
If enough peple stepped forward to volunteer there ass-space for a message (2 spaces/letters/person), this would be a monumental ass banner.
If the message is 24 characters and 5 spaces for example, you would need 15 butts all in a row.
THis is bomb!
KD.

[Couchy81]

I can get behind this. If anything we should sit on the idea a while. But we should do it with class.

[the-lower-eastsider]

just bounced this off king dave. so heres what we do. we send a giant text message (via our asses) to MLSE. every guy has two letters written on their ass to spell out a message to them. some asses (preferably girls) have nothing written on them and will be the "spaces". there is no doubt people will take notice. everyone will look just to try and figure out what it says. so if we have a 20 word phrase, we need at least 10 asses. females will be given priority preference.

sign up HERE:

[the-lower-eastsider]

effin right she can. whats her #?

[the-lower-eastsider]

hey couchy81:

blah blah blah. the boy scouts club meets tomorrow night at 7pm.

[the-lower-eastsider]

class? lets do it with ASS!!!

[king dave]

MLSE CAN SUCK THE ZITS OFF OUR ASS!
Would require 18 asses.
KD.

[Code Red]

Now this is a great idea.
If enough peple stepped forward to volunteer there ass-space for a message (2 spaces/letters/person), this would be a monumental ass banner.
If the message is 24 characters and 5 spaces for example, you would need 15 butts all in a row.
THis is bomb!
KD.

You fucking kill me KD!

[king dave]

MLSE IS ALL CLASS
But with an X through the 'CL'.
Only need 9 asses here.
KD.

[the-lower-eastsider]

sorry couchy. the booze read it as you "CANT" get behind this here. my bad. get behind this. i get it now. hahahahaha

[AL-MO]

LOL. Classic Craiger and KD.

[Shakes McQueen]

My favourite part of this is KD feverishly working to crunch the numbers on how many butts the different options would require.

- Scott

[Code Red]

effin right she can. whats her #?

Turns out she's unavailable but Bart Simpson tells me he's good to go for 2 letters.

[king dave]

WE ARE BEHIND YOU
9 ass count on this one.
KD.

[Kevvv]

More like


W*E A*R E*B E*H I*N D*Y O*U

[ExiledRed]

I like the message idea, but I think its too small, and on certain asses around here you'd either have to put two letters on each cheek, or make the letters larger than others, and theres a risk that everybody involved will be ejected.
(excuse me sir, can you take down your pants? I would like to see if you have letters on your ass.)

But I like the idea of hundreds of asses even better, nobody is ejecting an entire section. In fact nobody would come near it.

I call for numbers!

We need a monumental display of bouncing, flatulent bums, a veritable orchestra of arses!

and that is the greatest sentence I ever wrote.

[Yohan]

We need a monumental display of bouncing, flatulent bums, a veritable orchestra of arses!

and that is the greatest sentence I ever wrote.

ahahahaha. it'd be the greatest TIFO ever

[king dave]

We would have to have a standard size, visable font in a very contrasting colour.
Should be a very interesting banner session.
Just had a thought.
No flares/smoke. Right?
But what about 'blue angels'?
KD.

[Furtado91]

JESUS CHRIST KD AND CRAIGER. This shit is killing me man, I love your creativity :P.

[razor787]

What about "MLSE BRASS" wiwth the ASS in Brass a different colour. That way it prevents the message from being confused with a problem with the players. No way of getting that confused. And better yet, only needs 5 asses!

[the-lower-eastsider]

exactly. best TIFO EVER. its simple and very effective. and who doesnt like a good well deserved mooning? and IMO, MLSE and the FO deserve one for this 0-8 shit show after 6 years. there's no IF'S ANDS OR BUTTS!

AND we dont even need to write anything. exiled's right. just one big effing show of ass. how do u throw out a whole section? could u imagine if this had been done when the toronto star did that panoramic picture. NOW THAT WOULDA BEEN CLASSIC!!!

[Wagner]

Don't forget this:


or maybe you can save on sharpie costs and go with something more like this, but on some butts:

[the-lower-eastsider]

Great idea wagner. Phonzo would prolly be perfect for this!

[the-lower-eastsider]

Don't forget this:


or maybe you can save on sharpie costs and go with something more like this, but on some butts:

crap that guy looks a lot like me.

[[NBF]]

I can just see the headlines the next day, "Mass-Mooning Turns Ugly", serveral men unhappy with the FC's season record in MLS and MLSE's lack of accountability were arrested and banned for indicent exposure by Toronto police. Additionally they were ordered to do 1 week of community service and ordered to register as sex offenders.

[king dave]

^Yeah alright? When are you due back in boys town.
KD.

[JuliquE]

MLSE will just be thinking, "wow.. they're really making this easier for us."

Maybe a banner which states, "All we ask is for a little more Vaseline" would be fitting.