View Poll Results: Why? Why is Yourassowsky always on the pitch?

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  • He keeps losing a contact

    1 1.28%
  • He's fixing the sprinklers

    2 2.56%
  • He's secretly an entomologist

    2 2.56%
  • He's snorting the white lines left by the refs

    6 7.69%
  • He suffers from sleep apnea

    1 1.28%
  • That's the only play he knows

    11 14.10%
  • To piss me off

    30 38.46%
  • Other

    25 32.05%
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    Default Why Yourassowsky is always on the pitch

    cause I'd like to know

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    I voted other, he's like my favourite player. Mostly cause he's Belgian and it's my favourite Euro. League. So he dives, give the guy a break. A little diving's the least of the team's problems . . . what about the Dyson-like suction?

    It's all going to work out, our coach is totally Dutch.

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    Other:

    He is a highly skilled technical player who is often taken down as it is nearly impossible to defend him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QSIM View Post
    Other:

    He is a highly skilled technical player who is often taken down as it is nearly impossible to defend him.
    Bahahahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QSIM View Post
    Other:

    He is a highly skilled technical player who is often taken down as it is nearly impossible to defend him.
    I hope the refs catch on soon.

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    Because it's useful for us and we need all the help we can get and shouldn't bitch when our players actually do something that helps the team.

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    ^today though, he was crap, i can't remember how many times i yelled at my computer screen cos of him ... also, this is coming from someone that actually likes him ... but today, yeah, he was a wash
    ~ illegitimi non carborundum ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFCRegina View Post
    Because it's useful for us and we need all the help we can get and shouldn't bitch when our players actually do something that helps the team.
    He didn't really help us. He was shit, and we lost 1-0.

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    The guy has a touch like an elephant but the heart to go with it. Tough call.

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    Let's call out more of OUR players on this "Supporters Group" forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    Let's call out more of OUR players on this "Supporters Group" forum
    lol, you are right. lets just keep sitting back with rose coloured glasses and saying 'maybe next season'. who cares about accountability right?

    any player that flops like he did last night deserves to be called out.

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    He's a left back playing all over the place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    Let's call out more of OUR players on this "Supporters Group" forum
    This is ironic coming from you.

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    I love it when the ref doesn`t give him a call and then he goes and takes a card in retaliation.I find he is starting to rub off on a few other players.Now if only we could take a free kick.I was refing in the local beer league last week and one of the players took the big plunge in the penalty area and and the small crowd was giving him a hard time.At half time i was sitting with them and laughing about it and told them to see how many calls he would get in the second half.He wasn`t very happy with me

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    Yourass is an utility player. He's most effective making runs and such in offence. can't hold on to the ball. oh well.

    seems like he learned about diving during his boca juniors days or something
    “Years have gone by and I’ve finally learned to accept myself for who I am: a beggar for good football.

    I go about the world, hand outstretched, and in the stadiums I plead: ‘A pretty move, for the love of God.’

    And when good football happens, I give thanks for the miracle and I don’t give a damn which team or country performs it.”

    -Eduardo Galeano

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    Let's call out more of OUR players on this "Supporters Group" forum
    That's what real supporters do, it's the casual fan who shrugs his shoulders and doesn't give a shit

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    How sad is it when the evaluation of a player is "even his diving is crap...."

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    Hes only out there to make sure our team meets the league's consonant quota.

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    Just rewatching the game and Yourass clearly dove in first half. Like, Shitlicker blatant dive
    “Years have gone by and I’ve finally learned to accept myself for who I am: a beggar for good football.

    I go about the world, hand outstretched, and in the stadiums I plead: ‘A pretty move, for the love of God.’

    And when good football happens, I give thanks for the miracle and I don’t give a damn which team or country performs it.”

    -Eduardo Galeano

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    If you're going to blatantly dive... be like Charlie Davies and do it in the box to get a PK...

    Problem is TFC can't even get the ball into the box.

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    the only way to win in this league is by diving...still disgusting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    Let's call out more of OUR players on this "Supporters Group" forum
    Come on, man. Really? Are we being too negative? Want to show me the positives?

    And the argument that Yourass's diving is helpful so he should do it is bullshit. I'd like to win without cheating and would rather lose while the team gets its shit together, whenever that may be.

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    Honestly, this piece is really all about him rolling around on the ground and nothing to do with his level of play. You want to know why he’s on the field? Because we’re not a deep team and frankly he’s one of our better players despite not being a standout.

    I guess everyone has their preferences. I wasn’t much of a fan of employing butchers like Harmse and Saric, but people seem not to be embarrassed by that.

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    I never understood the point of diving at midfield. Or from 40 yards out.

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    A good diver draws borderline calls. A bad diver doesn't get the benefit of the doubt on marginal calls. Blanco was an artist. Your-sky needs to pick his spots and not overdo it.

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    i personally think he's fixing matches personally
    so he's like the pete rose of the MLS

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    He doesn't dive....plain n simple

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFCREDNWHITE View Post
    He doesn't dive....plain n simple
    Yeeeeeah, and I'm about to bang Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox and Pippa Middleton in a few mins...

    Last edited by Carts; 06-19-2011 at 09:22 PM.
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    this thread = LOL.

    The one where he did a pirouette as he ran East-West and grabbed his knee was magnificent. It's not a natural motion. Neither is flailing your arms if tripped, which is also something we do (I think it was Stevanovic v Seattle - in the box, but equally unconvincing).

    Yourassowsky's problem now is that he has a reputation and he isn't going to get the calls. period.
    a ha ha heh he hoo.. ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFCREDNWHITE View Post
    He doesn't dive....plain n simple
    He's just swept off his feet by the breeze coming in off the lake?

 

 

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