TFC Street: Essay help needed..

[blackandwhite]

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Since i don't have a kid... can we collectively write a 100 word essay??

[Shaughno]

Deniz is a superstar.

Essay is written, send it in.

[RealG-TFC]

Don't u have a nefew or something?

[blackandwhite]

100 words!! i am not a TFC player!

[blackandwhite]

ok how about this....

ooooooooooooooooooh Danny dichiooooo, danny dichioooo, danny dichoooo, danny dichiooooooooooooooo

Used the Usector version to increase the word count...

[icecoldbeer]

I'm sure you have a kid out there somewhere?

[blackandwhite]

can we focus on saving $200 please!

[Nerepis]

ok how about this....

ooooooooooooooooooh Danny dichiooooo, danny dichioooo, danny dichoooo, danny dichiooooooooooooooo

Used the Usector version to increase the word count...

Good start, now just repeat 11.1 times and you have an award winning essay.

[Shaughno]

Here's a good start:

My name is Deniz and I was born in Istanbul. I have tremendus skill and style while playing soccer and my greatest asset is hitting the ground with so much style people think I'm dying.

Keep going...

[blackandwhite]

hahahahah it has to be about your fav TFC player not TFC supporter... you can't even follow instructions!!!

[Shaughno]

ok ok ok.... My favourite player is Jeff Cunningham because he is almost as good at 'drawing' fouls as I am. His ability to bring in defenders and end up with free kicks is incredible.

[blackandwhite]

ok ok ok.... My favourite player is Jeff Cunningham because he is almost as good at 'drawing' fouls as I am. His ability to bring in defenders and end up with free kicks is incredible. When I grow up I want to score just as many goals as Jeff Cunningham. I want to break his record. My dad says with practice I can do it. In 5 years I will be eligible for TFC Academy. I hope Mr. Parkdale will come and support me when I play for the Academy team.

......

[Shaughno]

ok ok ok.... My favourite player is Jeff Cunningham because he is almost as good at 'drawing' fouls as I am. His ability to bring in defenders and end up with free kicks is incredible. When I grow up I want to score just as many goals as Jeff Cunningham. I want to break his record. My dad says with practice I can do it. In 5 years I will be eligible for TFC Academy. I hope Mr. Parkdale will come and support me when I play for the Academy team. My greatest dream is to see Mr. Parkdale and his ever loyal fans in the stands at Lamport (and hopefully BMO too), cheering me and my friends on! Go FC!

......

Better.

[blackandwhite]

My favourite player is Jeff Cunningham because he is almost as good at 'drawing' fouls as I am. His ability to bring in defenders and end up with free kicks is incredible. When I grow up I want to score just as many goals as Jeff Cunningham. I want to break his record. My dad says with practice I can do it. In 5 years I will be eligible for TFC Academy. I hope Mr. Parkdale will come and support me when I play for the Academy team. My greatest dream is to see Mr. Parkdale and his ever loyal fans in the stands at Lamport (and hopefully BMO too), cheering me and my friends on! Go FC!
I love the atmosphere at BMO. When my dad takes me to games we always sit in the Bunker and I have learnt so many bad words from the guys with masks.. FUCK YOU REF!

[Shaughno]

hundred words yet?

[t.o_moose]

My favourite player is Jeff Cunningham because he is almost as good at 'drawing' fouls as I am. His ability to bring in defenders and end up with free kicks is incredible. When I grow up I want to score just as many goals as Jeff Cunningham. I want to break his record. My dad says with practice I can do it. In 5 years I will be eligible for TFC Academy. I hope Mr. Parkdale will come and support me when I play for the Academy team. My greatest dream is to see Mr. Parkdale and his ever loyal fans in the stands at Lamport (and hopefully BMO too), cheering me and my friends on! Go FC!
I love the atmosphere at BMO. When my dad takes me to games we always sit in the Bunker and I have learnt so many bad words from the guys with masks.. FUCK YOU REF! P.S. I want Cunny's nuts on my chin

now it sounds like Deniz wrote it

[blackandwhite]

now it sounds like Deniz wrote it

that's your contribution?? great job Myron!!! Now go to your room and grow up!

[werewolf]

someone write one about Andrea Lombardo, I dare you.

p.s. anyone want to write 800 words on if nationalism and racism are connected in building Canada from confederation? that would help me out big time, as Flush says - ''kthnxbye''

[ACSertL]

someone write one about Andrea Lombardo, I dare you.

p.s. anyone want to write 800 words on if nationalism and racism are connected in building Canada from confederation? that would help me out big time, as Flush says - ''kthnxbye''

I probably had some notes on some decent readings for this but I got rid of them after I got my degree...I figured I'd never need them again. Let this be a lesson to everyone, never throw anything out...ever.

Oh and my Andy Welsh essay is coming along nicely.

[koryo]

How about this:

My favourite player is Jeff Cunningham because he likes to run a lot, except when he doesn't run which is also a lot. I like it when he plays because then my dad drinks more and says a lot of really bad words and says I shouldn't say them to my mom because then we'll both be in big trouble when we get home.

One time I saw Jeff Cunningham score which was great because he ran after he scored and put the ball in his uniform which made him look fat like my dad which is funny.

- 100 words or thereabouts.

[James Oliphant]

My favourite TFC player is Brian McBride because...fuck Chicago.

[Red CB Toronto]

OK, who diggs up a thread that has no posts in six years for their first RPB post, quite weird, even bizarre if you ask me.

[OgtheDim]

Its a spam bot.

[Couchy81]

Yea the thing searches public forums for keywords - in this case essay - and advertises their essay writing service. The strange part is there is no url, so it's either a mistake or a bot left to roam free in the wild after the service is no longer available.

edit- oh my mistake it's a hidden hyperlink so it doesn't get auto-flagged.