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    Default Stefan Frei Facts

    Stefan Frei IS the Swiss national defense.

    Frei cannot be killed by gunshots. The bullets deflect off him and out to danger.

    Stefan Frei sued Dos Equis for commercial plagiarism.

    Stefan Frei makes Ryan Miller look like (Arsenal goalkeeper).


    Put in some Frei facts, people!

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    Stefan Frei puts fear into Chuck Norris
    “Years have gone by and I’ve finally learned to accept myself for who I am: a beggar for good football.

    I go about the world, hand outstretched, and in the stadiums I plead: ‘A pretty move, for the love of God.’

    And when good football happens, I give thanks for the miracle and I don’t give a damn which team or country performs it.”

    -Eduardo Galeano

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    Frei once carried a swiss army knife for all his needs...
    Now Swiss army knives carry Frei for all their needs.

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    Stefan Frei is used by the Canadian Forces in Afghanistan to deflect IED explosions from conveys of Orphans.

    Stefan Frei met the PolkaSwede and through Awesome osmosis made him TechnoViking.

    Stefan Frei doesn't save the Ball. The Ball merely obeys his thoughts out of fear of his wrath.
    Last edited by Kaz; 05-16-2010 at 12:11 AM.

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    You don't score on Frei. He lets you score.

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    Is Frei French ?

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    Frei could have saved the Titanic from sinking...but didn't...because he hated the movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davenport View Post
    Is Frei French ?
    Swiss German

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    Frei made, through sheer force of will, this thread entertaining and a worthwhile read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFCRegina View Post
    Swiss German
    Whooooooosssssh

    Frei French......French Frei.... ?

    The moment's gone.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davenport View Post
    Whooooooosssssh

    Frei French......French Frei.... ?

    The moment's gone.......
    Marginal pun.

    Better would have been:

    He's saved Toronto from the deep fry.

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    TFC USA is a poser and should go back to USA

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFCRegina View Post
    Marginal pun.

    Better would have been:

    He's saved Toronto from the deep fry.
    The thread is Frei facts....hence the question.... is Frei French ?
    Never mind.
    Last edited by Davenport; 05-16-2010 at 12:37 AM. Reason: Incorrect entry

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    He once went to Turkey on a poultry sight-seeing tour, but instead of pointing out his ignorance, in fear of his greatness, the locals dressed up like Cornish hens and welcomed him with open arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bars92 View Post
    TFC USA is a poser and should go back to USA
    You're an ignorant douche, but we can't deport you anywhere.

    Also, Frei never has to use the five second rule, because he always make the save.

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    Actual Frei fact: he's a cousin of Alexander Frei the striker for the Swiss national team.

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    Fact: Frei eats beets.

    Frei. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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    frei gives freddy krueger nightmares

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    Frei hates annoying threads about himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFCRegina View Post
    You're an ignorant douche, but we can't deport you anywhere.

    Also, Frei never has to use the five second rule, because he always make the save.
    Your're an ignorant douche in Regina, I can give a wh*T if i get banned from these boards, but i'll still be in T.O at Reds matches while you'll be Regina. sucker.

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    ^ WTF, is someone really drunk, or just that stupid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bars92 View Post
    Your're an ignorant douche in Regina, I can give a wh*T if i get banned from these boards, but i'll still be in T.O at Reds matches while you'll be Regina. sucker.
    Good thing I'm at the New England game next week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bars92 View Post
    Your're an ignorant douche in Regina, I can give a wh*T if i get banned from these boards, but i'll still be in T.O at Reds matches while you'll be Regina. sucker.
    your an angry one
    and wtff is wh*t<????

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.O TILL I DIE View Post
    your an angry one
    and wtff is wh*t<????
    i was forced to go to a Blue Jays game today ok. give me a break.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bars92 View Post
    i was forced to go to a Blue Jays game today ok. give me a break.
    oh then in that case... stay angry for the night

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.O TILL I DIE View Post
    oh then in that case... stay angry for the night
    yeah gotta drink it off. i'll be ok mate.

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    This thread has gone all wrong. Maybe start a new one.
    MLS is a tough, physical league, that emphasizes speed, and features plastic fields, grueling travel, extreme weather, and incompetent refs. - NK Toronto

 

 

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