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    Default TFC to announce new DP centre back today!!

    I have it on really good authority that TFC front office will finally be announcing a new DP to shore up the central defense today.
    Can't reveal sources, although most of you know I have connections, but I'm being told it's A. Prilfül.
    Prilfül is a star CB in the Swedish first division and is often compared to John Terry for his ability to command the backline.
    This should be stellar! i'm told he's reporting for duty today, April 1, 2009.
    Finally!!

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    April fools!

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    I thought it was going to be the Welsh CB, U. R. Gullibul
    “What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.”

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    I'm all for a good joke but don't play games with my heart like that

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    goal's article on Capello resigning had be fooled for longer then this did, which was abotu as long as it took me to click the link

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    Well it was this or an elaborate hoax revealing that the city has officially ruled out grass at BMO after signing a multi-year deal with the Argos and the Monster Truck Jam folks...but that would have been downright cruel.

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    Ah how obvious...

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    the internet has ruined most good april fool pranks.

    everybody assumes if there's no link (or if there is a link there's a million there sites to double check on) then its a prank

    not too mention, with all the BS that floats around the rest fo the year, we've all become a lot more skeptical

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    I was going to say April Fools, but it has already been done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Mizz View Post
    I'm all for a good joke but don't play games with my heart like that

    I agree.

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    I considered this one at around 1 am last night, except I was going to do a fake wikipedia entry (and hope it stayed there for a bit) and submit it to MLS rumours, but I didn't want to do that to you guys...
    Last edited by ginkster88; 04-01-2009 at 09:12 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkster88 View Post
    I considered this one at around 1 am last night, except I was going to do a fake wikipedia entry (and hope it stayed there for a bid) and submit it to MLS rumours, but I didn't want to do that to you guys...

    see now that woulda been good, links et al. if you do do it next year, maybe steal a soccer websites page formate and write up an article to link to

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    ^^ Again... I just couldn't pull the trigger. April Fools isn't to ruin lives, despite what some people may think

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    I think they're calling another conference to say they're really close to signing someone but, of course, they can't say who.

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    I wish this was true.

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    Though jokes of new rumours coming in can be cruel to us supporters, at least it's nothing like that time a hundred people or so died in a tsunami because they didn't take the warning seriously; it was April 1.

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    what??? dont toy with a die hard 3 days till the home opener. i like the joke though had me going as well as most of us,

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    cold, very cold of you sir

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    i saw this april fools


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stugatzo View Post
    IPrilfül is a star CB in the Swedish first division and is often compared to John Terry





    Don't know if that comparison is a good thing



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    ^ I was having similar thoughts. But he can be Harmse like at times.

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    Ah, Loof Lirpdas, How we miss your commanding presence.

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    This was beyond cruel. How can you do this to me???

    And we shared a Burger King meal together! Did that mean nothing to you?

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    This is BS. I need to stop opening threads today..

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    Quote Originally Posted by loconet View Post
    This is BS. I need to stop opening threads today..
    i agree

    the thread starter starter should get a penis punch on matter of principle

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    It's after 12...shouldn't we close this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yohan View Post
    i agree

    the thread starter starter should get a penis punch on matter of principle
    BANG KOK!

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    yes dont kid about stuff like that - i forgot it was april 1st

    but what it really means is 3 MORE SLEEPS TILL OPENING DAY
    wow 2016 and things are looking up --- come on you reds lets go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boondaddy View Post
    BANG KOK!

    phu ket

 

 

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