~~Columbus stuff...~~~

[Pookie]

Gentlemen and Ladies of the Toronto FC,

I come to you with a request rooted in the proven science of good ju-ju.

That good things come to those who are kind and accepting. Those who speak positive words about others. Particularly those kind words sent to those who are desperate for acceptance (see, below).



I want this thread to be a beacon for positivity for the those Ohio based "fans" that crave to be accepted by us here in Toronto. With that in mind, here are a couple of things that I find nice about Columbus.

Feel free to add your own.

Nice Things About Columbus

1. You can always get a ticket. Any game. Any time.
2. They have redefined the term "Hooligan", showing the world that it needn't be associated with violence. It can also mean soft, pussy-like and lame.
3. By default, they make NASCAR fans look sophisticated
4. We can hear our chants sung in their stadium, even when we aren't playing
5. As a result of the West Ham incident, they have popularized the technique of fighting while running backwards.
6. Watered down beer means less of a hangover the next morning

Perhaps you have a few more?

[Fort York Redcoat]

I'll be there this weekend with some of my friends.

That's it.

[Redcoe15]

They have Tim Hortons in their town. That's about it.

[rocker]

Their team mascot is very unique.
They were the first MLS team to add a concert stage to an already-built stadium. WOW!

[Carts]

Cheap beer available at convinience stores...

Its shit beer, but hey, beer's beer!

Carts...

[graeme117]

i just spit my coffee out from sheer terror...

[Flipityflu]

they offer up their sisters and moms for a reasonable fee after they have finished with them.

[BFin]

You get to leave when the game is done.

[MartinUtd]

Places of worship can also double as a lavatory

[NF-FC]

you can buy a house for $5

[TFC FORZA RPB]

their are plenty of White Castle's around

[rocker]

They have lots of room in the stadium for travelling supporters.

[Kickit09]

many people dont know this but along with the MLS cup they won last year they also set a new record to be proud of. lowest attendance at an MLS game in columbus (6,733). yes in the same season they won the MLS cup.

its true...

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content...4.html?sid=101

[Boudge]

Lot's of churches to pee in front of???
haha

politically incorrect????

[BFin]

"Hang On Sloopy" is the official state rock song.

Can't we make a chant about this?

[TFC FORZA RPB]

lol does anyone know if they will have porta potties available outside of the stadium?

[BFin]

Their state sucks so largely as a whole that not even Drew Carey would put a team there.

Is that a good thing? For Drew Carey I guess...

[tfcleeds]

The road leading out of it is the nicest thing about it!

[Lucky Strike]

I don't know...this is hard. I can only think of saying (like others) that there is lots of elbow room at KKKrew Stadium. They're also very kind in lending us their stadium for a match, it gives us an extra home game.

[Boudge]

I don't know...this is hard. I can only think of saying (like others) that there is lots of elbow room at KKKrew Stadium. They're also very kind in lending us their stadium for a match, it gives us an extra home game.

hahhahaha

[T-Bird]

If someone breaks the law you can count on them being punished cruel and unusually

[trane]

....

[jabbronies]

They have cheerleaders. The only thing other than TFC really worth watching at thier stadium.

[Parkdale]

Lot's of churches to pee in front of???
haha

politically incorrect????

Never has a simple whiz taken such legendary proportions.

[mclaren]

Never has a simple whiz taken such legendary proportions.

The funny thing is that it was my friend and I had to bail him out. Good story for him to tell the grandkids!

[Oblio2]

Gentlemen and Ladies of the Toronto FC,

I come to you with a request rooted in the proven science of good ju-ju.

That good things come to those who are kind and accepting. Those who speak positive words about others. Particularly those kind words sent to those who are desperate for acceptance (see, below).



I want this thread to be a beacon for positivity for the those Ohio based "fans" that crave to be accepted by us here in Toronto. With that in mind, here are a couple of things that I find nice about Columbus.

Feel free to add your own.

Nice Things About Columbus

1. You can always get a ticket. Any game. Any time.
2. They have redefined the term "Hooligan", showing the world that it needn't be associated with violence. It can also mean soft, pussy-like and lame.
3. By default, they make NASCAR fans look sophisticated
4. We can hear our chants sung in their stadium, even when we aren't playing
5. As a result of the West Ham incident, they have popularized the technique of fighting while running backwards.
6. Watered down beer means less of a hangover the next morning

Perhaps you have a few more?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[MartinUtd]

Never has a simple whiz taken such legendary proportions.

Speaking of that.. have any of you guys called Crew FO and asked for porta potties at the tail gate? If they're once again unprepaired then things could get ugly.

[Oblio2]

their are plenty of White Castle's around

Honestly, it took me hours to get that filthy taste out of my mouth last year....it was like eating garbage!

[Parkdale]

best thing about Columbus: It's not as bad as Akron Ohio!

[Oblio2]

Still, you can buy a fully detatched house for $500