Dear Columbus

[Parkdale]

http://flickr.com/photos/jcarter14/sets/72157613519132336/
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/246/3264664118_3c6139753d.jpg?v=0





hahahahahahahah.

Thanks to Dave and Kitty for hosting a super banner making session.
And cheers to everyone who made it out to lend a hand.




I'm posting in this section in case there's any crew lurkers around.
:seeya:

[Parkdale]

and not to spoil the joke, but the final banner doesn't actually say that - we were just having some laughs.

[scut farkus]

Awesome!!

[FluSH]

Paint on hardwood!

Man

King Dave lives on the edge...

[London]

Paint on hardwood!

Man

King Dave lives on the edge...


clear plastic, look closer!!

dave went over the edge a long time ago:)

[Parkdale]

^ there's plastic drop cloth.


*RPBLondon beat me to the post.

[FluSH]

aaaah I see... nice work!

FYI: The Kansas City Away banner is still taking Designs... we will continue taking ideas until Feb 11th...

Painting hopefully on February 16th.... Family Day = Banner day =P

[sulfur]

Also good to post things in here:

http://www.redpatchboys.ca/forums/showthread.php?t=8378

So that they'll get sent out when new information comes up. So, the best time to do big important stuff is a week or so in advance.

[Nodoubtguy]

and not to spoil the joke, but the final banner doesn't actually say that - we were just having some laughs.


I was like..."I know I felt early, but that wasn't what the banner said when I left"...lol

[Parkdale]

the more notice the better, but you guys know that.

"topic:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3461/3263833911_b5106f9039.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/240/3263854511_3b97810e6d.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/241/3264683826_a7e43e213f.jpg

[Angelo1405]

the "funk u crew" is still the final design right ??? that banner is just so...class. it looks clean, traditional, with a beautiful message. cant wait to see it hanging down the rail....

[AL-MO]

and not to spoil the joke, but the final banner doesn't actually say that - we were just having some laughs.


the "funk u crew" is still the final design right ??? that banner is just so...class. it looks clean, traditional, with a beautiful message. cant wait to see it hanging down the rail....

See post from Parkdale.

As much as we all want it to be the final design.....;)

[Angelo1405]

awwwww. sahl good sahl good....

[nascarguy]

beautiful banner but do you think they will let us put the up

[TorCanSoc]

Jeeeziz. That's a giant bloody living room? Is that a baby grand at the side, and plenty of parking space front and back of it?

[Bluenose13]

and not to spoil the joke, but the final banner doesn't actually say that - we were just having some laughs.


beautiful banner but do you think they will let us put the upSee above :D

[CretanBull]

Awesome! That's big enough that both Crew fans in the stadium will be able to read it!

[BuSaPuNk]

Great looking banner. Can't wait for Columbus.

[Cashcleaner]

Awesome! That's big enough that both Crew fans in the stadium will be able to read it!

I love you Bull. :D

[twistedchinaman]

hahahahahahahah.

Thanks to Dave and Kitty for hosting a super banner making session.
And cheers to everyone who made it out to lend a hand.




I'm posting in this section in case there's any crew lurkers around.
:seeya:

Truly, a piece of awesome.

[Eastend]

Awesome! That's big enough that both Crew fans in the stadium will be able to read it!

I think you'd have to read it TO them.

[Gobi]

Well done!
That's some quality craftsmanship, lads.

[Dunc]

You should set it up pre-match at the whites-only entrance to KKKrew stadium.

[BosakWBC]

I got some very odd looks from Crew fans when I drank out of the water fountain that said "coloured" over it last year. I wasn't sure why.

[Canadian Blue]

Where was this painted?

[dantdot]

The Klansman on the Columbus Bigsoccer forum have all their panties in a bunch over this banner.

[Arnie Knows]

Where was this painted?


Looks Prince harry's castle...

[Parkdale]

The Klansman on the Columbus Bigsoccer forum have all their panties in a bunch over this banner.



links !!!!!!

[dantdot]

links !!!!!!

Few pages worth

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921901&page=9

[TFC Via Buffalo]

Few pages worth

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921901&page=9

Jesus Christ, can Obama just "accidently" nuke Ohio already? Nobody will miss it. That place makes Buffalo look like Toronto.

[T-Bird]

Hahahahahahaha! Breathe Hahahahaha! What a bunch of douche bags! You guys just made my whole life!

[FluSH]

I'm shocked noone from Columbus has infiltrated the boards yet.... we all know they lurk on here for chant and banner ideas...

One thing is for sure... noone can ever say they flew a plane over that Columbus shithole like we did last year!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2994008626_2876422083_b.jpg


aaaaw the good times... the next FlyBy banner will say - We all laugh @ the Yellow Football Team!

[Technorgasm]

Love the Banner.

Hate the Crew.

[Parkdale]

wow.... before I just disliked that city and team, not it's outright hate!

[Super]

Good stuff. All the more reason to travel south for the Crew game.

[nobodybeatsthewiz]

wow.... before I just disliked that city and team, not it's outright hate!


great job guys!!!

no shit. "2nd rate country"....seriously, how do they define CANADA as a 2nd rate country???? because most go by some index, HDI (can = 3, us = 15)

our GNP is higher than the yanks' (wealth), is more diverse and accepting (culture), life expectancy is higher (lifespan), education and literacy rates higher (intelligence), and is much better regarded internationally (foreign relations)...among others.

maybe we're a 2nd rate country because we don't marry our cousins and sisters?

[BuSaPuNk]

Wow... and the lower just keep getting lower. Can't wait to get to Columbus to fuck their city up. I wonder how they feel about being a lower lifeform than an ant?

[jloome]

On some level I feel kind of sorry for them. I mean, fuck, they have to live there.

Then on top of that, they have some pretty die-hard fans, who have to share their stadium with 6,000 soccer moms and another 6,000 giveaway tickets.

Then TFC fans show up and all of a sudden they have decent attendance for one game.

It's just so sad. They try and try, but the best they can do is "mimic" what it means to be a footie fan by printing "hooligans" on the t-shirts, only to get their assess kicked by two drunken West Ham fans.

[TFC Via Buffalo]

Wow... and the lower just keep getting lower. Can't wait to get to Columbus to fuck their city up. I wonder how they feel about being a lower lifeform than an ant?

What more can you do to fuck up that city? Plant a tree to break up the continuity of the shit?

[Parkdale]

What more can you do to fuck up that city? Plant a tree to break up the continuity of the shit?

AHAHAHAHA. I LOLed over that one.

[king dave]

Hey AL-MO, remember our conversation about our project for Columbus?
All systems go!
No more Mr. Nicedouche!:canada:
KD.

[Parkdale]

Hey AL-MO, remember our conversation about our project for Columbus?
All systems go!
No more Mr. Nicedouche!:canada:
KD.



I can picture Dave and AlMo leaving a burning bag of poo on every doorstep in that city.

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/flaming-bag-of-shit.jpg

[king dave]

Columbus.
The city that leaves a pregnant woman in labour with her child to both die in the hospital waiting room 'cause they have no credit card.
Nice place to live.
KD.

[Sab0tage]

"******** canada fooking canucks you fooking snow monkey ice chimps i didnt know your igloo got wifi bitch go back to fooking thunder bay you assholes."

Pretty much sums up the overall intelligence level of a Crew fan.

[king dave]

I can picture Dave and AlMo leaving a burning bag of poo on every doorstep in that city.

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/flaming-bag-of-shit.jpg
That would be a waste of perfectly good human feces:D.
KD.

[AL-MO]

Hey AL-MO, remember our conversation about our project for Columbus?
All systems go!
No more Mr. Nicedouche!:canada:
KD.


Nice! I was going to call you and discuss this very project. :D

[nobodybeatsthewiz]

what kills me is why NEE is trying to start with fellow TFC supporters in a crew thread.

headscratcherheadscratcherheadscratcher

[Azerban]

if i lived in columbus i probably would kill myself

[Technorgasm]

great job guys!!!

no shit. "2nd rate country"....seriously, how do they define CANADA as a 2nd rate country???? because most go by some index, HDI (can = 3, us = 15)

our GNP is higher than the yanks' (wealth), is more diverse and accepting (culture), life expectancy is higher (lifespan), education and literacy rates higher (intelligence), and is much better regarded internationally (foreign relations)...among others.

maybe we're a 2nd rate country because we don't marry our cousins and sisters?

If the mele ever goes away from Footy, I will kindly refer to this post.

FU.ColumbusCREW09

[Parkdale]

what kills me is why NEE is trying to start with fellow TFC supporters in a crew thread.

headscratcherheadscratcherheadscratcher

we need :head_scratch: smiley.

[Bluenose13]

we need :head_scratch: smiley.Since you were showing a picture with 650 RPB's in it, which is 10 x more than the little group from the north sent, you should be ok :D

All kidding aside, it's just bad supporter etiquette to argue with a fellow red in a Crew thread :noidea:

[Parkdale]

well I sure didn't start it.

[Technorgasm]

we need :head_scratch: smiley.


ya um "LET ME KNOW" if we get one MMMmm K tnxbye


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[Bluenose13]

well I sure didn't start it.I saw that ;)

[Parkdale]

That would be a waste of perfectly good human feces:D.
KD.


never said it had to be human. Maybe there's an Elephant somewhere?

[nobodybeatsthewiz]

who gives a fukk, guys, we're all on the side of TFC, lets delfect any hate NOT within but down I71 to columbus.

[Parkdale]

but down I71 to columbus.

aka the shitstain highway!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Interstate_71_map.png/800px-Interstate_71_map.png

[TFCREDNWHITE]

Can't wait, I'll be there!

[Marc"2L"]

Can anybody post the full lyrics for our yellow submarine rip off? I have seem to forgotten them.....about 20 minuets ago...

[TFCREDNWHITE]

Fuck i hate Columbus!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCpDnABnjg&eurl=http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921901&page=11&feature=player_embedded

[Marc"2L"]

hahaha. oh man. That doesn't even come close to rhyming!

[canadian_bhoy]

Fuck i hate Columbus!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCpDnABnjg&eurl=http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=921901&page=11&feature=player_embedded

It's not like we "created" that song - but I find it funny that the columbus supporters didn't start using that chant until a certain group first started rocking it in the south end of BMO Field.

Of course - it may also just be the case that they didn't have any supporters until they were in first place, so they just didn't have the bodies to sing before.

[TFCREDNWHITE]

It's not like we "created" that song - but I find it funny that the columbus supporters didn't start using that chant until a certain group first started rocking it in the south end of BMO Field.

Of course - it may also just be the case that they didn't have any supporters until they were in first place, so they just didn't have the bodies to sing before.

When was that video of them taken?? Was it during the Trophy Presentation???

[TFC HSV]

Nice banner. Columbus is a shit hole. Leagues worst fans without a doubt. To everyone whos going raise hell and show these bastards how real fans support a team. I think the following comment (made by mrs workie if I remember correctly) If you have to call yourselves hooligans it says a lot about you.

Can you tell I hate columbus

[canadian_bhoy]

When was that video of them taken?? Was it during the Trophy Presentation???

Here's the pre-trophy presentation crowd.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1190/961809208_f7d6e9a7e6.jpg?v=0

BTW - the Crew FO paid for their one bus to Toronto last year.

FACT!

Sing when you're winnin
you only sing when you're winnin
sing when you're wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinin

-hwhY8SwGiU

[TFC HSV]

they even lowered prices because they were having a hard time filling one bus LMAO!

[TFC Via Buffalo]

Nice banner. Columbus is a shit hole. Leagues worst fans without a doubt. To everyone whos going raise hell and show these bastards how real fans support a team. I think the following comment (made by mrs workie if I remember correctly) If you have to call yourselves hooligans it says a lot about you.

Can you tell I hate columbus

It's funny. Never gave a real thought about Columbus besides hating Ohio State as a Michigan fan. I mean, it's Columbus. The only worthwhile thing in Ohio is Cleveland. Now, it's just become pure venom since I became a TFC fan. That place could burn for 5 days and I wouldn't care. I'll do it and be called a patriot. $0 tax dollars should go to that hole.

End Rant.

[TFC HSV]

ya asides from the rock and roll hall of fame (i assume thats what your talking about) ohio in general doesnt have much going for it. I hope we get them in the playoffs and invade that shit hole.

[canadian_bhoy]

It's funny. Never gave a real thought about Columbus besides hating Ohio State as a Michigan fan. I mean, it's Columbus. The only worthwhile thing in Ohio is Cleveland. Now, it's just become pure venom since I became a TFC fan. That place could burn for 5 days and I wouldn't care. I'll do it and be called a patriot. $0 tax dollars should go to that hole.

End Rant.

This just proves how stupid the crew are. The city is dominated by OSU, that's all they have going for them. Great idea making the Crew's colours one of the main colours of U of Michigan.

Now the team they (crew) hate the most has the same colours as OSU.

Maybe we can get the whole city of Columbus cheering for us instead of the "crew"

[Marc"2L"]

I remember getting across the border after last years trip. As soon as we crossed the guy sitting in the aisle across from me made a phone call.

"aye, we're back"
Pause
"yeah, back to fucking civilization"

I vividly remember that because I felt the exact same way..

[TFC Via Buffalo]

This just proves how stupid the crew are. The city is dominated by OSU, that's all they have going for them. Great idea making the Crew's colours one of the main colours of U of Michigan.

Now the team they (crew) hate the most has the same colours as OSU.

Maybe we can get the whole city of Columbus cheering for us instead of the "crew"

Can they really spare the 12 non-"hooligan" fans? We know we are class above them. Let the freeloading fans have their trophy this year. Let them (try to) chant that they have a title. Just remember.....

Can you hear Columbus sing?

[TFC Via Buffalo]

I remember getting across the border after last years trip. As soon as we crossed the guy sitting in the aisle across from me made a phone call.

"aye, we're back"
Pause
"yeah, back to fucking civilization"

I vividly remember that because I felt the exact same way..

Hey!!!!! Don't lump the rest of us in with that place. You hit civilization before then.

[canadian_bhoy]

Here's a banner for columbus

http://i44.tinypic.com/fyq0es.jpg

[London]

i was reading the big soccer thread and got kicked off because too much traffic!!

[TFC Via Buffalo]

Ok. I keep freaking posting, but this gets better and better.

I get a call from one of the ticket reps for the Crew about 5 mins ago. I bought my seats last year off their web site and sat in the middle, away from the action since I wasn't aware of this site or anything really. Anyway, guy has left VM's for me every 3 weeks about coming to the home opener. I spoke to this guy last year and told him I'm a TFC season ticket holder and only came for the opener. I got the "You live in the US and go all the way to Canada?" crap I usually get. He's from Columbus, I understand he's got some GPS issues in his brain. To which I replied, "It's a 1 & 1/2 hour drive from Buffalo. It's not exactly an international getaway." So, I basically tell him to not call as I'd only come back to a TFC game. Well, not only am I getting calls for this game, now he's whoring the US/Mexico game to me saying "Tickets just became available" which I'd honestly go to if it wasn't a full day off of work to go to freeze my ass off in that pit. I told him once to stop calling. I'm wondering if posting his work phone number and hearing from some actual fans may get me off the list for good. :)

[TFCREDNWHITE]

Here's the pre-trophy presentation crowd.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1190/961809208_f7d6e9a7e6.jpg?v=0

BTW - the Crew FO paid for their one bus to Toronto last year.

FACT!






HAHAHAHA I see some TFC Fans in the PIC!!! HAHAHA LOL :p

[canadian_bhoy]

Ok. I keep freaking posting, but this gets better and better.

I get a call from one of the ticket reps for the Crew about 5 mins ago. I bought my seats last year off their web site and sat in the middle, away from the action since I wasn't aware of this site or anything really. Anyway, guy has left VM's for me every 3 weeks about coming to the home opener. I spoke to this guy last year and told him I'm a TFC season ticket holder and only came for the opener. I got the "You live in the US and go all the way to Canada?" crap I usually get. He's from Columbus, I understand he's got some GPS issues in his brain. To which I replied, "It's a 1 & 1/2 hour drive from Buffalo. It's not exactly an international getaway." So, I basically tell him to not call as I'd only come back to a TFC game. Well, not only am I getting calls for this game, now he's whoring the US/Mexico game to me saying "Tickets just became available" which I'd honestly go to if it wasn't a full day off of work to go to freeze my ass off in that pit. I told him once to stop calling. I'm wondering if posting his work phone number and hearing from some actual fans may get me off the list for good. :)

No offense, but what's with the fans at the USMNT games? America has some of the best songs ever - America the Beautiful, GB America, Star Spangled Banner etc. and the fans don't sing any of them! Just USA clap clap clap USA clap clap clap.

[NF-FC]

I can't wait for their supporters to disappear when they drop back down to the bottom of the table

[Sonny Cheeba]

No offense, but what's with the fans at the USMNT games? America has some of the best songs ever - America the Beautiful, GB America, Star Spangled Banner etc. and the fans don't sing any of them! Just USA clap clap clap USA clap clap clap.

what? i've never seen the clapping. just U S A U S A like people used to yell for hacksaw jim duggan

[boban]

Sing when you're winnin
you only sing when you're winnin
sing when you're wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinin
Stupid song/chant

[TFC Via Buffalo]

what? i've never seen the clapping. just U S A U S A like people used to yell for hacksaw jim duggan

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Tough guy!!

I've never been to a USMNT game, so I can't really speak for the chants and such. So, no offense taken.

Maybe they need a leader. Yeah, one to bring forth and spring a new life into US support. Man, I need to win the lotto so I can travel the globe and be that guy. Stupid work.

[MG42]

what? i've never seen the clapping. just U S A U S A like people used to yell for hacksaw jim duggan

lol whenever I hear that chant I think of the simpsons episode where it's the last day of school and the kids are running out the doors and the teacher stops them and says something like "wait...I forgot to tell what happened in world war 2.....we won!" and then all of the kids continue runnning out chanting USA USA USA :lol:

[TFCREDNWHITE]

what? i've never seen the clapping. just U S A U S A like people used to yell for hacksaw jim duggan


HAHAHHAHAA:D:D

[king dave]

I feel like I just signed up with the military.
Before heading out for my first tour of duty I enjoy a nice vacation, which would be Charleston.
Then, my first assignment/training excercise? Kansas City.
Next? Right into battle in Columbus.
If I make it out of Columbus alive and see the end of my tour, I would enjoy the homecoming, BMO on April 4.
KD.

[FluSH]

I feel like I just signed up with the military.
Before heading out for my first tour of duty I enjoy a nice vacation, which would be Charleston.
Then, my first assignment/training excercise? Kansas City.
Next? Right into battle in Columbus.
If I make it out of Columbus alive and see the end of my tour, I would enjoy the homecoming, BMO on April 4.
KD.


Kansas won't even know what hit them... I just wished more of us were on this trip!!! nevertheless it's going to be out of this world.

[AL-MO]

I feel like I just signed up with the military.
Before heading out for my first tour of duty I enjoy a nice vacation, which would be Charleston.
Then, my first assignment/training excercise? Kansas City.
Next? Right into battle in Columbus.
If I make it out of Columbus alive and see the end of my tour, I would enjoy the homecoming, BMO on April 4.
KD.

Should we update our Will's KD ?

[TFCREDNWHITE]

Kansas won't even know what hit them... I just wished more of us were on this trip!!! nevertheless it's going to be out of this world.

I'm going to Columbus, Do you know how many people are slated to go to Columbus so far?? and how many to KC so far??

[icecoldbeer]

Stupid song/chant

Are you from Columbus?

J/k, but it is true... Columbus only sing when they are winning.

[Blazer]

Jesus Christ, can Obama just "accidently" nuke Ohio already? Nobody will miss it. That place makes Buffalo look like Toronto.

Ohio is a great state – it’s Columbus that’s the eye sore. Plus their chicks are easy down there.

[AL-MO]

I'm going to Columbus, Do you know how many people are slated to go to Columbus so far?? and how many to KC so far??

According to Rudi's math 404 so far between RPB/U-Sector/NEE.

[james]

Columbus is so pathetic i cant believe i spent 10 minutes readding this bull shit. Lets just end this thread.

[TFCREDNWHITE]

According to Rudi's math 404 so far between RPB/U-Sector/NEE.

404, is that Columbus?? or KC??

[TorCanSoc]

Wow. Crazy BigSoccer thread. I really don't think about columbus that much. Why are we putting so much effort into hating them again?

[TFCREDNWHITE]

Wow. Crazy BigSoccer thread. I really don't think about columbus that much. Why are we putting so much effort into hating them again?

March 28th Invasion Part Deux!!!!!

[TorCanSoc]

^ I'll be there again!!! Of course, supporting our team and stuff. But the BigSoccer thread seems to slide into some real hatred. I know its "thuh internets" and bravado and stuff, so I can't get a gauge on its intensity.. but could it go past that just posting and stuff?

Sorry to say it but, it seems kind of stupid. I'm as red as the next guy, but seriously, is that all necessary?

[InDa_110]

You guys forgot to explain to the Columbus lurkers that this is what the inside of our apartments, lofts and homes look like; the lack of a gun rack, generator, beer cans all over the floor and nascar posters on the wall may have them confused!
the more notice the better, but you guys know that.

"topic:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3461/3263833911_b5106f9039.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/240/3263854511_3b97810e6d.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/241/3264683826_a7e43e213f.jpg

[FluSH]

Columbus is so pathetic i cant believe i spent 10 minutes readding this bull shit. Lets just end this thread.


HAHA oooh man so true. fuck I just added to the list...

[FluSH]

You guys forgot to explain to the Columbus lurkers that this is what the inside of our apartments, lofts and homes look like; the lack of a gun rack, generator, beer cans all over the floor and nascar posters on the wall may have them confused!

and a piano!

Yes a musical insturment... that is not a COW BELL

[Technorgasm]

EAT IT.

god I am so JACKED!!!

SHOTGUN EXPRESS!

WEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!

[Technorgasm]

Can someone post a pic of the Finished banner?

[Kevvv]

and a definition and pronounciation of WEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy! for old folks like me

[Technorgasm]

(Kev : Way - but just waaaaay better)

CREW. . get ready for . . . .

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/shotgun_express4e7.jpg