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Blixa
05-17-2008, 05:48 PM
It's a tough one, but this Schelotto fuck certainly gives Landycakes a run for his money.

tfc_4_ever
05-17-2008, 05:53 PM
IMO Landycakes just wins but like yor self i believe Shitleltto really gave him a run

Bender
05-17-2008, 05:57 PM
Schelotto hands down.

http://users.chariot.net.au/~misterx/steve/images/cry_me_a_river.jpg

TFC07
05-17-2008, 05:59 PM
Don't forget about Carlos Ruiz (I think that is his name)

rocker
05-17-2008, 06:20 PM
I think I saw more diving, whining, and complaints from Schellotto than anybody in this league before against TFC.

Get rid of your 70s haircut you chump, it's too heavy for your head -- that's why you keep falling down!

scooter
05-17-2008, 06:24 PM
yes agreed what a diver----finally gave the whiner a yellow though

graeme117
05-17-2008, 06:27 PM
lol every time he ran by all i could think of was dodgeball

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/mammothmardge/WhiteGoodmanDodgeball.jpg

too bad he didn't have the mustache

Sab0tage
05-17-2008, 06:30 PM
Schelleto by far. What a complete joke he was today.

Roogsy
05-17-2008, 06:35 PM
After today's game...Schelotto is my most hated player.

Dive after dive after dive. Rolling on the ground. Whining to the linesman and ref. I wanted to run on to the field and break his legs.

He is a disagrace.

Laurignano
05-17-2008, 06:38 PM
The worst was how long it took him to get off the field. He shouldve got another yellow for that.

Ageroo
05-17-2008, 06:39 PM
for sure....he is public enemy #1 on my list....I felt like tossing a brick at that mullet!

Roogsy
05-17-2008, 06:41 PM
The worst was how long it took him to get off the field. He shouldve got another yellow for that.

He pulled so much garbage on the pitch today he could have earned 4 yellows.

Refs in MLS suck...

werewolf
05-17-2008, 06:45 PM
this needs to be a poll.

Bloor West FC
05-17-2008, 06:45 PM
Dont forget about that idiot on Chicago Fire um Blanco!!! But yes Schelotto sucks balls too

akoto
05-17-2008, 06:47 PM
schelotto now. That was an absolute disgrace to the game. Really doesn't help football's image and further solidifies the belief that south Americans are divers. Get a haircut and some class. I still hate landycakes but just not as much as this clown.

rocker
05-17-2008, 06:52 PM
did he headbutt Robinson when they were talking close face to face? I saw robbo grab his head.

he knew everything he was doing... a total theatre act and he got away with it until the end.

Northern Soul
05-17-2008, 06:59 PM
Schelotto by a mile. Such a whiney, diving, little prick. Disgrace to the game, and the refs let him get away with it too much! Overall, I thought the ref was ok today, though.

Chapman
05-17-2008, 07:05 PM
The Ref was ok but i was surprised how much he let the crew players barrage his assistants. After the one time people should have started to be carded. There is letting a game flow but when the players are only talking back after every call or crowding and delaying a free kick something should be done.

Chapman
05-17-2008, 07:07 PM
Plus schelotto ran so straight up posture it looked too funny to take serious.

werewolf
05-17-2008, 07:09 PM
lets not forget after he got a yellow for diving, he whined his way off the field, telling the bench to sub him off.

werewolf
05-17-2008, 07:12 PM
and walking off the field at a snail's pace, why didn't he get carded??

London
05-17-2008, 07:26 PM
dont forget about whinny hejduck!!!

Flipityflu
05-17-2008, 07:43 PM
Schelotto is a douchebag. my new most hated player. how he got away with those dives for so long blows my mind.

pppperkins
05-17-2008, 07:45 PM
scholeeto and hedgefuk are 1-2 at least Landycakes plays the game. Referee should have carded both, though overall the ref was one of the most consistant (SP)we have had all year

bdrs
05-17-2008, 07:48 PM
Schelotto. No contest and that ain't cause Landy is a real man...
That ass today spent more time on the ground than a pile of dirt!

noochie
05-17-2008, 07:59 PM
Schelotto. That was fucking embarrasing. Add Moreno and Hejduk to the list of divers on that cunt squad. Good thing we had a solid FIFA ref in Stott who doesn't fall for that shit. No wonder why their team is doing so well, the wanker ref staff in MLS is eating this shit for breakfast. Fucking embarrasing bunch of yellow-shirted wankers.

rocker
05-17-2008, 08:05 PM
Quote from Carver:

"Here you have a guy, a professional footballer, who runs across to the linesman within the first seven minutes in an aggressive manner and nothing happens," Carver said. "The whole game continuously, it's like the wind was too strong for him.
"[Crew head coach Sigi Schmid] is a great guy, I've got a lot of time for him, total respect for him, and I'm sure he doesn't encourage it. But players are players, and they're individuals and they make their own decisions."

Christoff
05-17-2008, 08:50 PM
MLS' biggest wanker is NONE OF THE ABOVE!
drum roll please...









THE AWARD GOES TO!!!!





DON GARBER!

Fort York Redcoat
05-17-2008, 08:57 PM
After the shambolic exhibition today he asked Robbo if he wanted HIS shirt. Hilarious! I love how Robbo brushed him off.

Cashcleaner
05-17-2008, 09:02 PM
Schelotto should have been sent off in the 2nd after his last tantrum. Refs in this league need to crack down on the general douchbaggery. Makes me wanna puke.

Christoff
05-17-2008, 09:04 PM
someone needs to work on a banner with Schelotto training for the olympic diving competition on it.

shaggingscot
05-17-2008, 09:08 PM
Schelotto was a fucking disgrace today. should have been sent off for his diving and moaning to the linesman. The good news is if he keeps it up he's a lock for the Speedo man of the year award.

Rocco
05-17-2008, 10:48 PM
Schelotto was PMSing today... he was whinning at every call. I'm still surprised he didn't see a yellow or at least a chat.

Daveisonfire
05-17-2008, 10:56 PM
Schelotto. That was fucking embarrasing. Add Moreno and Hejduk to the list of divers on that cunt squad. Good thing we had a solid FIFA ref in Stott who doesn't fall for that shit. No wonder why their team is doing so well, the wanker ref staff in MLS is eating this shit for breakfast. Fucking embarrasing bunch of yellow-shirted wankers.

You sir, are correct!

twistedchinaman
05-17-2008, 11:03 PM
Go to hell Schelotto.

I caught only glimpses of the game at work and watching him made me want to puke.

Lucky Strike
05-17-2008, 11:03 PM
It's always been Schelotto even before this match because I knew what he was about. Him and Moreno dove in our first game in Columbus. This time, Moreno didn't have a chance to dive because our boys erased him from the game, but GBS, wow, is that guy a prick! By my count, he deserved 3 yellows (including the one he got) and I'm sure I missed some. Donovon might have an attitude problem (like when he yelled at Ianni - sp?) and might be pretty self-centered sometimes but the guy does actually have competence. The only ball GBS could hit correctly today was his own (the other was likely amputated when his knee crushed it during one of his dives. If I saw him on the street, I would honestly spit on him.

ua-kozak_TFC
05-17-2008, 11:07 PM
Schelotto by FAR!!!He;s a dirty "Bostero" like all of them....

Yohan
05-18-2008, 12:16 AM
The fact that he had the gall to complain to the refs after he blatantly dove is what really pissed me off

Laurignano
05-18-2008, 12:20 AM
He should have never been able to walk off the field like he did. He is suck a fucking wanker...seriously. The ref sucked too.

stretchthetruth
05-18-2008, 09:49 AM
Schelotto is a fuckwad, but Landyboy will always be cunt #1 for me...

rocker
05-18-2008, 10:03 AM
loved it when Jimmy B kicked the ball off Schellotto when he wouldn't move back for the free kick.

Redpunkfiddle
05-18-2008, 10:06 AM
Could be Blanco. He's just not on the radar because we haven't played him yet.

Fiin
05-18-2008, 10:17 AM
Yah, I would have to say that ThunderMullet may have overtaken the little Munster kid in my books too, that was one of the saddest displays I have seen in a long time.

RealG-TFC
05-18-2008, 10:44 AM
Donovan. Scholotto is bad but Landycakes is just sooo ugh! I actually hate Hejduk more. Him and Donovan I cannot stand. I swear I saw him utter "fuck off" to pur players (hejduk).

Mango Kid
05-18-2008, 11:26 AM
My vote is on Scheltwatto, and it ain't even close. How he escaped a yellow for showing up the linesman in the first half is beyond me, but his act throughout, and then demanding a sub in the dying minutes when given a yellow for diving and then taking three days to get off seals it.

Scheltwatto...fuck you.

arsenal
05-18-2008, 11:35 AM
After today's game...Schelotto is my most hated player.

Dive after dive after dive. Rolling on the ground. Whining to the linesman and ref. I wanted to run on to the field and break his legs.

He is a disagrace.

Agree 100% ...... I was hoping for a Tyrone Marshall "leg-breaker" tackle on that little prick.