Crew fans want cunningham

[Mikey]

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=723402

Get on it MO!!

[dupont]

Columbus. I forgot they existed.

[Mango Kid]

I'll drive Cunny there personally.

[Heathen]

even they can't be that dumb

[alexintoronto]

I'd like to take FULL Credit for the idea :D


You guys need a star on your team to sell tickets.

Get Jeff Cunningham - isn't he your all-time leading goal scorer?

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2019167.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED916F82715FF1C199 5A5397277B4DC33E

http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=720040&page=9

[Mikey]

even they can't be that dumb

Bigot Archor himself has said he wants Cunny........:D

[DOMIN8R]

Cunny to the KKKrew? Is that wise?

[olegunnar]

even they can't be that dumb

Shhh
I think they've figured out they have the internets in Ohio

[I_AM_CANADIAN]

LOL... I will pay for his plane ticket. It also goes to show how intelligent Columbus fans are...

[Jay1974]

Not the most knowledgeable fans in Columbus. Honestly, I just thought they were idiots not stupid.

[boomcha]

Plane? Let him take the bus.

Actually.... Let's send him on plane so we can get rid of him faster!

[Damien]

Get another first round pick for him :D

[Ladies Love Julius James]

Get another first round pick for him :D


No don't make them contemplate it.

[twistedchinaman]

Who the hell would we want for him?

[Billy the kid]

One of them thinks $10 U.S. is worth $50 canadian, which leads me to beleive they haven't picked up a newspaper in the last couple of years.

[Nodoubtguy]

They do know he is black, right??

[bdrs]

Perfect!!! Everyone wins.

[Billy the kid]

Woops, I got that backwards.

[Northern Soul]

I also enjoy how they think $10 Canadian is $0.50 US. Last time I checked, we were still close to par.

[RealG-TFC]

plane? send him on a bus

[koryo]

The Crew wants Cunny?

I'LL PACK HIS BLOODY BAGS!

[Nerepis]

Plane, train, bus, walk, crawl or run, but I'm sure he'd find a way to go offside on the way.:)

[Nodoubtguy]

I think he said $10CDN = $50US.......

[Shaughno]

I also enjoy how they think $10 Canadian is $0.50 US. Last time I checked, we were still close to par.


Well, when your cuntry is going into recession, you forget about the outside world... oh wait, they never had a clue about the outside world anyway. :canada:

[koryo]

Plane, train, bus, walk, crawl or run, but I'm sure he'd find a way to go offside on the way.:)

He'll cross the border before the guard looks through is passport and get arrested.

[koryo]

oh wait, they never had a clue about the outside world anyway. :canada:

Especially "down there" in Canada.

[Smenge]

Bill Archer and Cunningham can now resume their weekly mutual butt shaving ritual that Archer swears helped Cunningham to become a better goal scorer.

[Billy the kid]

I just think it's nice that there's a place where all 5 crew fans can get together and talk.

[Smenge]

Cunningham has indicated he will play for Columbus as long as he is allowed to sleep at the stadium.

[trane]

Fuck Columbus I would demote Cunny to the Academy, before doing anything for Columdus, what the fuck could they give us anyway.

[Heathen]

Fuck Columbus I would demote Cunny to the Academy, before doing anything for Columdus, what the fuck could they give us anyway.

An upset stomach, that's what most of us got from there

[profit89]

Shhhh.. let's not reveal that cunny is a useless twat. we may actually get something.

[tfcleeds]

I can imagine those clueless KKKrew fans saying to each other, "Man, we should really go after this guy! He's scored 99 goals in this league! Guy's a goalscoring machine!"

[BC101]

If it meant Cunny leaving... I'd drive him down.

[Steve]

I can imagine those clueless KKKrew fans saying to each other, "Man, we should really go after this guy! He's scored 99 goals in this league! Guy's a goalscoring machine!"

I assume this is some sort of joke, but just in case, Cunningham played at Columbus for 6 years, and got most (62) of his goals there. The point is they want him back because he is a local legend.

[T.Reis]

hate to bring up the race card, but after the problems they been having managment might want to get someone in there that can help sub-due a certain stigma that is becoming attached to Columbus.

[TFC_Junky]

LET THEM HAVE HIM!!! Good F#%^$N Riddance!!!!

[tfcleeds]

I assume this is some sort of joke, but just in case, Cunningham played at Columbus for 6 years, and got most (62) of his goals there. The point is they want him back because he is a local legend.

Sure enough, it was tongue-in-cheek, but local legend or not, if they've seen the sheer inept performances he's put in this year, they wouldn't want him...

[maninb]

One of them thinks $10 U.S. is worth $50 canadian, which leads me to beleive they haven't picked up a newspaper in the last couple of years.


actually he was slagging the US dollar saying $10 Cdn=$50 US

[Steve]

Sure enough, it was tongue-in-cheek, but local legend or not, if they've seen the sheer inept performances he's put in this year, they wouldn't want him...

Good, just making sure (sometimes you honestly can't tell on this board)

[LucaGol]

Honestly, I give them Cunningham for a 2nd round draft pick.

Just to unload the remaining part of his salary and to free up the senior squad spot.

[Heathen]

If it meant Cunny leaving... I'd drive him down.

drive? i'll give him a piggyback all the way

[LucaGol]

drive? i'll give him a piggyback all the way

:D

Thanks...now I need a new keyboard...with that ridiculous image in my head.

[tlear]

Steven Lenhart for him maybe?

[brad]

How about giving them Cunny for nothing except a guarantee that he will alway be fielded when the Crew play us?

[profit89]

How about giving them Cunny for nothing except a guarantee that he will alway be fielded when the Crew play us?

yeah, we would know for sure that they wouldnt score a goal. a tie result would be worst case scenario.

[LucaGol]

Cunningham has 99 goals from 269 games....

100 goals or not...that is far from impressive....

A goal every three games is not too good....

I mean...it's not as if he is just tailing off now.

He only scored 60 times in almost 200 appearances for Columbus...in a time when
a) he was younger, b) the league was terrible

[profit89]

Cunningham has 99 goals from 269 games....

100 goals or not...that is far from impressive....

A goal every three games is not too good....

I mean...it's not as if he is just tailing off now.

He only scored 60 times in almost 200 appearances for Columbus...in a time when
a) he was younger, b) the league was terrible

the league was absolutely horrible !

[Oldtimer]

It seems almost too good to be true.

Of course it is, the fans don't run the team. Otherwise, Mr. C. Ronaldo would be on the plane to T.O.

[Rawkus_420]

LOL... I will pay for his plane ticket. It also goes to show how intelligent Columbus fans are...


were they born in a barn.....oh wait....yes they were:hump:

[Cashcleaner]

Cunningham to Columbus? I'll drive him myself.

Basically, this proves that Columbus fans pay zero attention to the rest of the league and have no knowledge of anything outside of the Crew.

[bhoybobby]

They do know he is black, right??

????? What's race got to do with anything??

FFS Get a grip

[Cashcleaner]

^ C'mon, it was meant in jest. Ya know, Columbus having the problem of racist fan(s) and all.

[Broadview]

To Columbus: Jeff Cunningham (they call him Jeffro...that's funny)

To Toronto: Grass

I'm actually kind of surprised Mo hasn't had many takers on Cunny. He does have his admirers around MLS based on his history, he's getting up there but he's still fast, at this point in the season he comes relatively cheaply in salary, and like Barrett maybe a change in scenery is just what he needs right now. Plus, it seems like lots of teams are in need of forwards right now.

[Strikers]

To Columbus: Jeff Cunningham (they call him Jeffro...that's funny)

To Toronto: Grass




Now were talking, that would be an awsome trade :smilewinkgrin:

Oh I would also drive Cunny down to Ohio :driving:

[Smenge]

Cunningham for grass, that is funny, considering he has been playing like he has been smoking the stuff.

[TicTacTabarnack]

~fingers crossed~ I'll take anything from grass seeds or a bag of balls to allocation money and a first round pick for this trade to go down.

Negotiation table:

KKKrew ... We'll give you grass seeds for Cunny.
Mo ... ~chuckle trying to keep a straight face~ That's outrageous! Throw in a bag of balls and come pick him up and he's yours!
KKKrew ... Only if you pay for the mileage
Mo ... ~chuckle trying to keep a straight face again~ Done!

[Broadview]

Cunningham for grass, that is funny, considering he has been playing like he has been smoking the stuff.

That's not the grass I meant, but I would certainly accept that trade as well. I'd even take a small collection of roaches that would be recycled.

I would take one joint rolled out of cut up roaches of other joints that were rolled with cut up roaches.

:stogey:

[Dave67]

I can't get the image out out of my mind. Cunny scores his 100th goal jumps into a section of empty seats, runs towards the fans and gets tasered by state police :)

[Heathen]

I can't get the image out out of my mind. Cunny scores his 100th goal jumps into a section of empty seats, runs towards the fans and gets tasered by state police :)

Cunny would have the taser, he'd have to use it on the goalie that's the only way he'd score

[Ladies Love Julius James]

That's not the grass I meant, but I would certainly accept that trade as well. I'd even take a small collection of roaches that would be recycled.

I would take one joint rolled out of cut up roaches of other joints that were rolled with cut up roaches.

:stogey:


I think a pound is a fair trade....I'l put like 10g's in one SUPER SPLIFF.

[Smenge]

A taser to his balls would make him a better player than he is now.

[TFC4ever]

http://cheerleading.about.com/b/2007/01/02/columbus-crews-cheerleading-team-try-outs.htm

It's about a year and half late but maybe they can make an exception

[ensco]

the league was absolutely horrible !

This is not true. The league is getting better every year, but not that quickly. There were teams in MLS 10 years ago that would do very well today.

[Yohan]

Fuck Columbus I would demote Cunny to the Academy, before doing anything for Columdus, what the fuck could they give us anyway.
They have this young winger named Rogers who has potential to be pretty good player. Love this kid

[Pearce321]

They have this young winger named Rogers who has potential to be pretty good player. Love this kid

I don't think we could ever trade Cunningham for Rogers.....you can always dream though, lol