Jackalope
07-23-2008, 11:11 AM
Me and my buddies have arranged our own protest. I personally haven't taken a crap since yesterday. I've eaten Lasagna, had Singapore noodles last night, along with a load of beers. Today, we are going to eat curry, probably a spicy one, a vindaloo or something. We are not going to crap today or tomorrow either.
Thursday at the game, watch section 111. 5 of us are bringing castor oil and we're going to be snacking on prunes. At half time, we are going to storm the pitch and each take a steamy giant shit at the centre line in front of 20,000 screaming and shocked fans.
We're going to have soccer balls with us too - as a giveaway to our fellow supporters. We're going to smear the balls in turds and then start firing them into the crowd.
Thursday at the game, watch section 111. 5 of us are bringing castor oil and we're going to be snacking on prunes. At half time, we are going to storm the pitch and each take a steamy giant shit at the centre line in front of 20,000 screaming and shocked fans.
We're going to have soccer balls with us too - as a giveaway to our fellow supporters. We're going to smear the balls in turds and then start firing them into the crowd.