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Jackalope
07-23-2008, 11:11 AM
Me and my buddies have arranged our own protest. I personally haven't taken a crap since yesterday. I've eaten Lasagna, had Singapore noodles last night, along with a load of beers. Today, we are going to eat curry, probably a spicy one, a vindaloo or something. We are not going to crap today or tomorrow either.

Thursday at the game, watch section 111. 5 of us are bringing castor oil and we're going to be snacking on prunes. At half time, we are going to storm the pitch and each take a steamy giant shit at the centre line in front of 20,000 screaming and shocked fans.

We're going to have soccer balls with us too - as a giveaway to our fellow supporters. We're going to smear the balls in turds and then start firing them into the crowd.

Jay P
07-23-2008, 11:13 AM
1) good on ya for posting this on a public forum for all to see.
2) your gonna slip on the field turf and shit your pants instead and 20,000 ppl will laugh at ya.

RealG-TFC
07-23-2008, 11:14 AM
Who ever first called this guy a troll was spot on.

Wagner
07-23-2008, 11:15 AM
too bad you won't be the first fieldrusher/streaker to poop themselves....
anyone got that pic from last year??

RealG-TFC
07-23-2008, 11:15 AM
^^^^
:rofl:

Jackalope
07-23-2008, 11:16 AM
Who ever first called this guy a troll was spot on.

I am not a troll. I am the jackalope - the great equaliser. Where there is justice to be had for TFC supporters, I will be there to take a steamy loaf on the oppressors.

NateDoGG
07-23-2008, 11:17 AM
jackalope is a girls name isnt it?

Shaughno
07-23-2008, 11:19 AM
Who ever first called this guy a troll was spot on.


... who me?:noidea:

Jackalope
07-23-2008, 11:20 AM
I need your help, Red Patch Boys - join with me!

RealG-TFC
07-23-2008, 11:23 AM
... who me?:noidea:

It appears so.


:troll:

Antoshka
07-23-2008, 11:24 AM
... who me?:noidea:

why does anderson have a swoosh coming out of his finger, i dont get it