Famous quotes about TFC

[TOBOR !]

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Then there's TFC. - W. Shakespeare


The only thing worse than being talked about is being a TFC supporter. - O. Wilde

You do one.

[Areathrasher]

“They are selfish, impatient and a little insecure. They make mistakes, They are out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle TFC at their worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve them at their best.”
― Marilyn Monroe (http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/82952.Marilyn_Monroe)

[hulkrogan]

“We’re setting a record for worst team in the world, man,”
-Danny Koevermans

[Alonso]

AN ODE TO TFC:


I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

From Alfred Lord Tennyson's poem In Memoriam

[Red4ever]

Ask not what TFC can do for you, ask how much they can really justify raising ticket prices after all this" _Kennedy

"You're Drunk"
"Yes and you're shite. But tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be TFC" -Churchill

[Alonso]

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Or, if you're TFC, you replant every single fucking year and start over.

–Chinese Proverb

[Alonso]

Eighty percent of success is showing up...

And then there is TFC.


–Woody Allen

[OgtheDim]

"For the past 8 years, I have looked in the mirror every game day and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many game days in a row, I know I need to buy some new TFC gear. "
Steve Jobs

[Dave67]

"Wait till the major hears that! Then the TFC'll hit the fan!"

[Red4ever]

THe secret to getting ahead, is getting started. (And the secret to getting started, is coaching TFC) - Mark Twain

[lobo]

“It's a big game Saturday. It's the Trillium Cup and we want to win that just as bad as the Amway Cup.”
- Ryan Nelsen 2014.05.30

Had this classic quote in my sig for a few months. Think I'll just retire it in this thread.

[Red4ever]

It is better to keep your boots off and let people think you are shite, than to lace up for TFC and remove all doubt.

[OgtheDim]

"When your time comes oh TFC player to lose, be not like those who have played for TFC whose hearts are filled with a fear of losing, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to play the game over again in a different way. Sing your song, and lose like a hero going home."

Tecumseh

[Chevy]

Vulnerability lies in the defence; the impossibility of victory in the attack.

Sun Tzu - The Art of Football

[TOBOR !]

These are ACE !

[backbeat]

"It's easy to quit TFC, I've done it thousands of times" - Mark Twain

[Joe Kool]

"Toronto are four players away from being competitive" Paul Mariner 2012

Did we get them yet? :rofl: Which ones were they in case I missed it?

[jloome]

"Build a TFC fan a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a TFC fan on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

[ensco]

MLSE. Pissing in their pants to stay warm since 1998.

[Cuppy]

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. –Benjamin Franklin

[Cashcleaner]

I've been spending two hours trying to figure out an homage to Byron's Epitaph to a Dog. I got the title: Epitaph to a Season, and the first part. But it's hard going.



Near this spot
are deposited the remains of one club
which possessed Balls without Grace,
Strength without Focus,
Competitiveness without Ferocity,
and all the vices of Man without his Virtues.

Unfortunately that's only one stanza out of like, four.

[Alonso]

I've been spending two hours trying to figure out an homage to Byron's Epitaph to a Dog. I got the title: Epitaph to a Season, and the first part. But it's hard going.

Unfortunately that's only one stanza out of like, four.


Yes.

You're on the right track.

[Alonso]

You do one.


Genius thread right here.

All the poets are climbing out of the wood work.

[BelfastBoy]

We try to equalize before the other team have scored.

[ryan]

"There's more than one way to skin a TFC supporter" -MLSE

[Brooker]

"I'm going down with this ship." - George Castanza.

[OgtheDim]

Inaction in the midfield breeds doubt and fear. Action breeds confidence and courage. If you want to conquer fear, do not sit there and think about it. Get out of your usual passing lane and get busy.

Dale Carnegie

[Cuppy]

And the streets don't change but maybe the names- Guns N Roses

[Pookie]

"Are we a Superclub?"

- anonymous forum poster

[jabbronies]

TFC are what they repeatedly do; incompetence, then, is not an act but a habit.


—Aristotle

[jabbronies]

TFC is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

[jabbronies]

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what TFC ends up doing.

—John Ruskin

[jabbronies]

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. TFC deny it.

—H. L. Mencken

[Slick]

An obvious one, but still needs to be said.

"Mark it down, write it down, film it … We're going to turn TFC around and we're going to make the playoffs next year. We know where we're headed, we know how to get there. We've been given the resources of this ownership group and we will get to the right place."

Tim Lieweke Oct. 29, 2013

[Pookie]

Another in the obvious category:

"Big game for boys tonight good luck can't wait to be back out there scoring #goals"

- Jermain Defoe Sept 6 2014

[Pookie]

Modified from "Norm" on Cheers:

"TFC can't live with 'em......... pass the beer nuts"

Modified from Homer Simpson:

"Lisa if you don't like your job, you don't quit. You just go in everyday and do it really half assed, that's the TFC way".

[Daveisonfire]

"A Toronto F.C. fan is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

- Ernest Hemingway

[Alixir]

-Life is not that complicated. You get up, go to work, eat three meals, take one good shit and go back to bed...unless you are TFC then you shit in the bed. Whats the fucking mystery- George Carlin

[TFC1154ever]

Someone should of wrote a big banner with that Lieweke quote on there tonight, with season ticket $ beside it.

[Auzzy]

Why can't we be half decent?

[inheavensince07]

Why can't we be half decent?

I have a video that I will post of Mo Johnston giving a guarantee that they will make playoffs in season 2 lol .. Thats true story !!!

[RedRum]

“He’s one of the best finishers I’ve ever seen in the modern era.” - Paul Mariner on Andrew Wiedeman.

[Redcoe15]

"Mark it down, write it down, film it … We're going to turn TFC around and flush it right down the shitter next year."

Phineas Tim Lieweke; Oct. 29, 2013

:facepalm: :banghead: :prrr:

[Cashcleaner]

"Are we a Superclub?"

- anonymous forum poster

You, sir, have just won yourself a brand-new state-of-the-art Internet with that answer.

[Leedsoronto]

if you could kick the person on the arse responsible for the dismal results accumulated by TFC, you would not sit down for a month

T. Roosevelt

[cmonyoureds]

They are who we thought they were..............total Sh** for 8 years.
Dennis Green

Playoffs?!? Don't talk about - - playoffs?!? You kidding me? Playoffs?!? I just hope we can win a game!"
Jim Mora and what should have been the reply by whomever was given the "write it down" quote.

[Jamaicanadian]

TFC have simply formed the habit of doing things winning teams don’t like to do. Albert Gray

[OgtheDim]

TFC is New York, Run by the Kardashians

Peter Ustinov

[notthesun]

"Football is a simple game. 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, TFC always lose."

Gary Lineker

[Oldtimer]

“We’re setting a record for the worst team in the world. Name me another 0-9 team in the world.
Name me one team in the whole world that’s 0-9… There’s not one team in the world that’s lost 9 x in a row.
You can’t say I’m wrong. We’re 0-9. That’s the only thing that counts.”

-Danny Koevermans, May 22, 2012

[Eastend]

"A Toronto F.C. fan is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."

- Ernest Hemingway

Games haven't been as fun since I cut back my drinking after season 2.

[MartinUtd]

“In an age of instant gratification, TFC is having a long, drawn-out affair with plenty of foreplay and slow arousal." - Ken Bates

[OgtheDim]

"If you can't be with the Coach you love, love the Coach you're with!"

Billy Preston

[Red Rat]

Hahahaha you whole bunch of shit heads!!!
Don't quote me on that.

too funny

[Red Rat]

Dorothy.... How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?

Tim... I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?

Dorothy.. Yes, I guess you're right.

[MartinUtd]

“A single loss is a tragedy; a million losses is a statistic.”

Joseph Stalin

[Initial B]

"You... shall... not... Pass!" Gandalf to Defoe.

[Carts]

"I Don't Want...Your Life..."

Johnny Moxon - Quarterback, West Canaan Coyotes.

[OgtheDim]

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from my seat on the way to BMO.

E. B. White

[jloome]

“This is the main advantage of playing for TFC: it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills: Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue - severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally... you can actually watch yourself behaving in the terrible way, but you can't control it.”
- Hunter S. Thompson

[Burning Red]

"Ill gladly make the playoffs for you next season for a season seat renewal today."

- Wimpy from Popeye

[FreekAce]

"Life is what happens while you're busy making bullshit excuses to renew your season seats again" John Lennon

[MartinUtd]

"The TFC Front Office. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Ben Kenobi

[Ultra & Proud]

Ours is not to question why, ours is but to pay and cry.

Corporal Upham

[lobo]

The ugly fallout from the TFC Dream has been coming down on us at a pretty consistent rate since MoJo's time — and the only real difference now, with Season 9 only a few months away, is that we seem to be on the verge of ratifying the fallout and forgetting the Dream itself.

- Hunter S. Thompson

[Burning Red]

From MLSEs new slogan:

MLSE
Bringing The World To Its Feet
Bringing Toronto To Its Knees

[Eastend]

Don't ask what your TFC can do for, ask how much more shall I pay for my season seat for season 9?

JF...Kidding?

[OgtheDim]

TFC's defence accepts chaos, TFC is just not sure whether chaos accepts TFC's defence.


― Bob Dylan


It's a cruel and random team to support, but the chaos is all so beautiful.

― Hiromu Arakawa

[woolly]

Fuck TFC fans if they can't take a joke.

- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

[dutch]

“Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes; but no plans.”
― Peter F. Drucker (http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/12008.Peter_F_Drucker)

“No playoffs is what happens to you while MLSE is busy making other plans.”
― Allen Saunders

“I am a person who continually destroys the possibilities of a future because of the numbers of alternative viewpoints I can focus on the present.”
― (http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/276029.Allen_Saunders)MLSE spin team The Golden Notebook (http://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/99441)


“The very least you can do in your life is to figure out what you hope for. And the most you can do is live inside that hope. Not admire it from a distance, but live right in it, under its roof.”
Requiem for a TFC fan


(http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/276029.Allen_Saunders)

[tfcleeds]

"There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve. Being a Tfc fan" - paulo coelho

"Pain is temporary. Being a tfc fan lasts forever" - lance armstrong

[tfcleeds]

"Have no fear of the playoffs - you'll never reach them" - salvador dali