Dumbest thing you have ever seen/done at a game.

[Abou Sky]

Ok, thought some levity was in order.

For me it was Canada vs.? (that drunk)

I was with Sky and he brought his flag that Jamie gave him at the previous game.

Some guy thought it was Jamies, he was drunk too and instead of explaining I basically said 'go fuck yourself'

Lots of talk back and forth, then the cops come and drag him away and escort me to a cab.

I owe that guy a beer...

I could come up with better but not without incriminating myself pretty badly.

Your stories?

[Flipityflu]

i think we can go to the first match at BMO...

'Wash your hands'

erm, just to be clear, it wasn't me

[MartinUtd]

We were playing Columbus, I was drunk, it was raining. Eventually the yellow rain coats come out and I, in my infinite wisdom yell out something to the tune of "all you yellow motherfuckers need to fuck right off."

Didn't realize what I'd said until it was too late :hide:

[__wowza]

the canada v. honduras match

i found out i was being laid off so i decided to drop acid at work on my last day (ie: the day of the match), and had another tab in the parking lot. when people broke out the flags during the national anthem i was convinced i was having a heart attack so i went to the concourse for some air.. for some reason i thought i wasn't going to get any in the crowd. i ended up forgetting why i was out there, and went to the concession stand to order food, so i just went back to my seat and ate 5 slices of cheese pizza before the second half.

i must've looked like a fucking lunatic.


long story short: i had a blast and woke up on the roof of the library at bathurst and king with a hooters tshirt on and my hands spray painted black.

[SmokedPanda]

the canada v. honduras match

i found out i was being laid off so i decided to drop acid at work on my last day (ie: the day of the match), and had another tab in the parking lot. when people broke out the flags during the national anthem i was convinced i was having a heart attack so i went to the concourse for some air.. for some reason i thought i wasn't going to get any in the crowd. i ended up forgetting why i was out there, and went to the concession stand to order food. i ended up just going back to my seat and ate 5 slices of cheese pizza before the second half.

i must've looked like a fucking lunatic.


long story short: i had a blast and woke up on the roof of the library at bathurst and king with a hooters tshirt on and my hands spray painted black.

we have a winner!

[Morlesio14]

the canada v. honduras match

i found out i was being laid off so i decided to drop acid at work on my last day (ie: the day of the match), and had another tab in the parking lot. when people broke out the flags during the national anthem i was convinced i was having a heart attack so i went to the concourse for some air.. for some reason i thought i wasn't going to get any in the crowd. i ended up forgetting why i was out there, and went to the concession stand to order food. i ended up just going back to my seat and ate 5 slices of cheese pizza before the second half.

i must've looked like a fucking lunatic.


long story short: i had a blast and woke up on the roof of the library at bathurst and king with a hooters tshirt on and my hands spray painted black.

Holy fuck

[TFC1154ever]

That idiot that wiped a flare into the wind and hit that girl in the face at the TFC game a couple years back.

[__wowza]

we have a winner!


Holy fuck

i managed to retrace my steps by calling a few people i was with the next day after i lost track of my brother. apparently i stopped to help a girl spray paint her angel wings black for a rave which consisted of her spray painting the wings while i was holding them against a wall, and then we all decided to go to hooters for a laugh. i also have a tendency to climb things while im drunk, for those of you who remember my miracle in montreal story, so that explains the part about waking up on top of the library.

i also found out that im no longer allowed in hooters.

[Yagbod]

Is there a Post of the Year award? If so, I am pretty sure Wowza just won it with those two.

I doubt very much I will read anything funnier here this year.

I would have exploded if I'd had a night like that on acid.

[Cashcleaner]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Cashcleaner/Me_zps70bcaedd.png (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Cashcleaner/media/Me_zps70bcaedd.png.html)

I wish I could just blame it all on the pre-game drinking, but I was only two deep at the time.

[Cuppy]

Holy shit bombs. I dare anyone attempt to top that
the canada v. honduras match

i found out i was being laid off so i decided to drop acid at work on my last day (ie: the day of the match), and had another tab in the parking lot. when people broke out the flags during the national anthem i was convinced i was having a heart attack so i went to the concourse for some air.. for some reason i thought i wasn't going to get any in the crowd. i ended up forgetting why i was out there, and went to the concession stand to order food. i ended up just going back to my seat and ate 5 slices of cheese pizza before the second half.

i must've looked like a fucking lunatic.


long story short: i had a blast and woke up on the roof of the library at bathurst and king with a hooters tshirt on and my hands spray painted black.

[SmokedPanda]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Cashcleaner/Me_zps70bcaedd.png (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Cashcleaner/media/Me_zps70bcaedd.png.html)

I wish I could just blame it all on the pre-game drinking, but I was only two deep at the pre-game.

what's your story? please give wowza a challenge

[flatpicker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Cashcleaner/Me_zps70bcaedd.png (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Cashcleaner/media/Me_zps70bcaedd.png.html)

I wish I could just blame it all on the pre-game drinking, but I was only two deep at the pre-game.

Was that the same game with the streaker who took a shit while being wrestled by security?

[Abou Sky]

Good god am I thankful I made this thread!

[TOBOR !]

lulz @ Cash and Wowz...

on a much tamer level, I stood about at my seat while everyone left after we'd just lost to Chicago. Their fans were being held back until the stadium was empty - which it was, except for me and my pal at our seats at the top of 105.

I was pointing out all the security to him when we realized they were all looking at us. Deciding to play sillybuggers, I led the way as we walked away from them along our row (toward 106). Some more security came towards us from 107, so we went down a couple of rows, giving the impression we were leaving, and then walked back through 105 toward 104.

As we were approached again from 104 we went down a couple more rows and reversed direction once more. I thought we were being hilarious and imagined that if you played the tape at high speed it would look like a Benny Hill routine.

Eventually we left at the bottom of the stands as more guys with walkie-talkies were arriving.

The funny bit to me was that we were being directed away from the Chicago support, but as we emerged from the stands at the foot of 104 (where the KIA is parked), we came face to face with them as they were being escorted out. We had some friendly chat and swapped scarves (to my eternal regret).

The end.

[TOBOR !]

Good god am I thankful I made this thread!

You make loads of threads - eventually you're bound to hit one out of the park :)

[eustacchio]

Was that the same game with the streaker who took a shit while being wrestled by security?

This made me laugh 'cause I totally forgot about that incident.

Wowza's story didn't make me laugh 'cause it's what I've come to expect from him.

[Canary10]

I was going to say I got excited that TFC might win the game. But Wowza kills everything.

[eustacchio]

Part of me feels bad for the some of the things I yelled at the Ecuador supporters that were in 111 during the CMNT friendly, but then again, I still enjoy singing the 'where were you born?/where were you bo-o-orn?/probably Canada and not Ecuador-or-or-or' chant that I made up.

After the game in the concourse, with a flag pole over my shoulder, I continued to chant that while directly pointing at people.

The kicker: my indoor team now wears Ecuador kits for some reason. I think it's 'cause they're yellow, and everybody thinks, "Hey, no other team will be wearing yellow." Then every other team ends up wearing yellow.

[Yohan]

Not in game, but who was with me during the Seattle away trip in 09 when we couldn't find a decent bar to get drunk in, and the most... interesting one was a cabaret with some cross dresser?

[Canary10]

The Soccer Game: Part 1 starring Zak Galifanakis.

[billyfly]

Someone post the pic of the naked guy that shat himself.

[Detroit_TFC]

After the first game in Philly. Drunkenly getting on the U-Sector bus to their hotel downtown. Deciding to stay downtown and drinking more, missing the last subway, taking a streetcar (or was it a bus?) to not close enough to my hotel by the airport. Finding out cabs don't go into that part of town after 10 pm. Wondering into a housing project. Quickly exiting a housing project. Getting on the first damn city bus I could find, which quite by coincidence took me where I needed to go.

[Flipityflu]

was i right in remebering the streaking shitter was the first game at BMO?

'wash your hands'

[Oblio2]

The crapping streaker is an all-time classic....I re-tell that to people and they just stare at me with blank faces.

[prizby]

at a game; ugh don't think anything beats wowza, but for those who did the philly trip first year they were in MLS...spending 5 seconds in downtown Chester...that sums it up right there (makes Jane & Finch/Moss Park/Regent Park feel like the Bridal Path/Rosedale/Forest Hill

[boozilla]

nevermind.

[Corpand]

Dirty - Naked motherfuckin guy -Sanchez. Quite unfortunate really.

[Brooker]

Winner! Gagnon!

Can't beat that story.

And somebody PLEASE tell me the shit story.

[Richard]

http://fantasysportnet.blogspot.ca/2007/05/first-goal-first-win-and-first-streaker.html

Found the video...

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/7/TFC-Streaker-and-the-NASTY-ending-337625

LMAO

[neuf]

Winner! Gagnon!

Can't beat that story.

And somebody PLEASE tell me the shit story.

Not much else to tell. Some guy tried to streak out between 111 and 112. Didn't quite make it to the pitch before being tackled by security/cops. Shat himself while being carried out my security, naked.

I think I still have video of it somewhere!

[FluSH]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/Cashcleaner/Me_zps70bcaedd.png (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Cashcleaner/media/Me_zps70bcaedd.png.html)

I wish I could just blame it all on the pre-game drinking, but I was only two deep at the time.

OMG what was that security guard's nickname... Sme gold old memories right there. My brothers friend Fabricio always chirping him that he could out run him, we had bets... it was going to go down last game of the season.... And would't you know.... Everyone invaded the pitch!

[__wowza]

http://fantasysportnet.blogspot.ca/2007/05/first-goal-first-win-and-first-streaker.html

Found the video...

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/7/TFC-Streaker-and-the-NASTY-ending-337625

fuck my story, ive never shit myself naked in front of 21k+ people!!

[Suds]

fuck my story, ive never shit myself naked in front of 21k+ people!!

Well, not yet anyway.

You're still young. There's time. g:D

[JuliquE]

Well, not yet anyway.

You're still young. There's time. g:D
Aye.. he'll have himself a brown little tail, yet.

[__wowza]

Well, not yet anyway.

You're still young. There's time. g:D

it's good to have goals in life.

[Brooker]

You don't remember the streaker who shit himself after the cops caught him?

Maybe my mind purposely deleted it.

[Damien]

What about the fan who ran to the top of the 18-yard box and assumed the position to be handcuffed/arrested?

[james]

On the GO Train home with 3 other friends after a game back in 2007. Drunk guy across from us starts yelling at us because we were talking about Celtic, then his other 3 really drunk friends join him yelling at us for no reason really. Next thing I know brawl breaks out, punches being thrown. Fight went on for a few minutes and the GO train stops just after pulling out of Mimico station. We had to wait about 15mins for must of been at least 10 police officers show up and board the train (the fight long ended by this point) and all 8 of us were kicked off the train. Wow how rowdy the GO train rides use to be, funny memories.

[bigredone]

Not very funny, but it had to be done. I have not attended a TFC/CMNT game (25-30 games) that either have lost and I credit that to my really red hoody. At the recent VC game, the hoody was soaked as the rinse cycle did not finish before I had to leave. I wore the hoody, temperatures were very low, I am still congested as hell, but we won. I guess in the end this was a smart thing to do and not the dumbest, but many reminded me why I was sick after the second leg.

[hulkrogan]

That shark story....


... I think the internet will forever be disappointing. That cannot be topped.

[T-boy]

I love this thread! I have nothing on some of these stories, I'm way too sensible! Best I got is shouting so much at the TFC players after a goal (I think it was that 6-2 defeat to Philly), one of the security guys came and stood about 2 inches from mmy face and glared at my face for about a minute, not moving away. I didn't react, acted like he wasn't actually there, just started chanting and carrying on. He soon got bored and left. Fuck him, I pay money to come in, I should be allowed to tell the players they are useless if we are being thrashed at home. End of story!

[Yagbod]

Back in the 2nd season when I was in 104 I was really drunk and decided to skip the line moving slowly down the stairs by walking down on the seats. It was raining and again, I was plastered, so naturally I fell and landed on my ass on the concrete in front of a seat. I was so pissed off that I just sat there staring at the people in the line like they were all assholes and that I meant to do it.

My wife was pretty humiliated.

So that was dumb.

I've done a lot of dumb things at BMO now that I think of it.

[Huyton]

That shark story....


... I think the internet will forever be disappointing. That cannot be topped.

I know.

So many of us think that we're wild and crazy guys, but Wowza gives us all something to aspire to, or to offer as an excuse: "yeah, I know I was drunk, but at least I didn't buy a shark."

So...there were four guys who each coughed up $1200 to help buy a shark.

How big a shark can you buy for $4800?

[pawlukj]

i was up in a family section last summer and there were two really drunk dudes that were yelling all sort of things, cursing, and smoking cigarettes while kids and parents were around. everybody within like the sector radius started to get upset and a dad stood up and started scolding them.. a lady got the usher he came to tell one of the guys to put out the smoke and a warning.. then he lit up another one and eventually got booted out.. almost tripped cause he was so drunk.. total disregard for others..

[Alonso]

I know.

So many of us think that we're wild and crazy guys, but Wowza gives us all something to aspire to, or to offer as an excuse: "yeah, I know I was drunk, but at least I didn't buy a shark."

So...there were four guys who each coughed up $1200 to help buy a shark.

How big a shark can you buy for $4800?


I think there are a fair share of people who also refuse to incriminate themselves.... LOL

I'd have loved to have witnessed this particular fiasco though, that's for sure.

[ManUtd4ever]

Dumbest thing I've ever done is leave BMO Field a couple of minutes early with TFC up by a goal to beat traffic.

[Brooker]

Back in the 2nd season when I was in 104 I was really drunk and decided to skip the line moving slowly down the stairs by walking down on the seats. It was raining and again, I was plastered, so naturally I fell and landed on my ass on the concrete in front of a seat. I was so pissed off that I just sat there staring at the people in the line like they were all assholes and that I meant to do it.

My wife was pretty humiliated.

So that was dumb.

I've done a lot of dumb things at BMO now that I think of it.

Bwahahahaha. I've done that look. Well done sir. :D

[Sally Mack]

I'm a bit late to the party, but here goes...

Back in season 1 I got some freebies from work literally at the last row of 222/223 where all the old folks who want the shade sit. Me and 3 other buddies thought it'd be wise to throw some vodka in gatorade bottles prior to the game. We were in a rush, so we made some STIFF travellers. I'm talking 60/40 in favour of the vodka. Within 15 mins we crush these bottles, and are feeling pretty happy. It was a hot day outside so we decided to crush a few beers (which, for what they charge should be considered the dumbest thing to do at bmo).

Anyhow, as usual TFC is sucking. Why not drown our sorrows with some more beer? So my buddy pukes quietly (and surprisingly neatly) under his seat, and some girl with her boyfriend rips into him. I tell her in a few words to mind her own fuckin business, then some old drunk scot next to us rips into her too (which was AWESOME!)

As usual Jim Brennan is sucking (sorry guys, he stunk. a good cheerleader, a poor defender/winger/whatever). So in my impaired state, I decide to spend the last 10 minutes of the game screaming obscenities from the top row of 223 at jimmy b, as if he can hear me.

He didn't hear me, but two people both wearing brennan jerseys about 15 rows below did. They both stand, and give me a dirty look. So naturally, I stand up and say "He's fuckin shit! What the fuck are you, his fucking parents? He's SHIT!". More dirty looks from everyone around us.

Sure enough the old drunk scot next to me leans over, and says "y'know... those actually were his parents. But you're right, he is shite."

[bigredone]

I'm a bit late to the party, but here goes...

Back in season 1 I got some freebies from work literally at the last row of 222/223 where all the old folks who want the shade sit. Me and 3 other buddies thought it'd be wise to throw some vodka in gatorade bottles prior to the game. We were in a rush, so we made some STIFF travellers. I'm talking 60/40 in favour of the vodka. Within 15 mins we crush these bottles, and are feeling pretty happy. It was a hot day outside so we decided to crush a few beers (which, for what they charge should be considered the dumbest thing to do at bmo).

Anyhow, as usual TFC is sucking. Why not drown our sorrows with some more beer? So my buddy pukes quietly (and surprisingly neatly) under his seat, and some girl with her boyfriend rips into him. I tell her in a few words to mind her own fuckin business, then some old drunk scot next to us rips into her too (which was AWESOME!)

As usual Jim Brennan is sucking (sorry guys, he stunk. a good cheerleader, a poor defender/winger/whatever). So in my impaired state, I decide to spend the last 10 minutes of the game screaming obscenities from the top row of 223 at jimmy b, as if he can hear me.

He didn't hear me, but two people both wearing brennan jerseys about 15 rows below did. They both stand, and give me a dirty look. So naturally, I stand up and say "He's fuckin shit! What the fuck are you, his fucking parents? He's SHIT!". More dirty looks from everyone around us.

Sure enough the old drunk scot next to me leans over, and says "y'know... those actually were his parents. But you're right, he is shite."

Someone had to tell them.

[burlington Red]

I'm a bit late to the party, but here goes...

Back in season 1 I got some freebies from work literally at the last row of 222/223 where all the old folks who want the shade sit. Me and 3 other buddies thought it'd be wise to throw some vodka in gatorade bottles prior to the game. We were in a rush, so we made some STIFF travellers. I'm talking 60/40 in favour of the vodka. Within 15 mins we crush these bottles, and are feeling pretty happy. It was a hot day outside so we decided to crush a few beers (which, for what they charge should be considered the dumbest thing to do at bmo).

Anyhow, as usual TFC is sucking. Why not drown our sorrows with some more beer? So my buddy pukes quietly (and surprisingly neatly) under his seat, and some girl with her boyfriend rips into him. I tell her in a few words to mind her own fuckin business, then some old drunk scot next to us rips into her too (which was AWESOME!)

As usual Jim Brennan is sucking (sorry guys, he stunk. a good cheerleader, a poor defender/winger/whatever). So in my impaired state, I decide to spend the last 10 minutes of the game screaming obscenities from the top row of 223 at jimmy b, as if he can hear me.

He didn't hear me, but two people both wearing brennan jerseys about 15 rows below did. They both stand, and give me a dirty look. So naturally, I stand up and say "He's fuckin shit! What the fuck are you, his fucking parents? He's SHIT!". More dirty looks from everyone around us.

Sure enough the old drunk scot next to me leans over, and says "y'know... those actually were his parents. But you're right, he is shite."

funny story but made up

[Sally Mack]

funny story but made up

Why would i make that up? Truthfully, as funny as it is, I'm embarrassed about it more than anything.

[ag futbol]

Dumbest thing I've ever heard at BMO: "Things are really looking up this year" :facepalm:

It's a timeless statement really... of course it's probably never been said either.

[__wowza]

Dumbest thing I've ever heard at BMO: "Things are really looking up this year" :facepalm:


"that fuad ibrahim is really going to be something in a few years!"

surprisingly, it wasn't me saying it. speaking of which i need to bring back the old fuad avatar.

[__wowza]

there we go, much better.

[Shakes McQueen]

Hahaha! This thread is awesome! More stories!

The video of that streaker shitting himself still makes me shudder. The way the shit is just sitting there, resting on his thigh. The cops don't seem bothered at all.

- Scott

[__wowza]

Hahaha! This thread is awesome! More stories!

The video of that streaker shitting himself still makes me shudder. The way the shit is just sitting there, resting on his thigh. The cops don't seem bothered at all.

- Scott

two more TFC related stories i've posted on here before..

story the first:
during the miracle in montreal i was in sketch comageddon at the comedy bar with my troupe, the SuperCult (don't google it, it's a porn website). prior to our 15 minute set in the semi-finals of the competition, our troupe didn't run lines, we didn't warm up, we just parked ourselves in front of the TV and watched the goals pour in. it's funny, whenever i think of this story, i always remember reading about how shit TFC was on the forum right before the first goal, i wrote a weekly top fifteen about it.

we literally went on stage RIGHT AFTER chad barretts goal, killed it, and moved on to the final round of the competition.

afterwards we went out and with troupes from NY and winnipeg, and although they knew about the MLS (two of the five NY crew were RB supporters), they didn't know anything about the competition. so we basically spent the night explaining it to them, celebrating our troupe moving on to the next round and TFCs VC win. the next part is where things get a bit fuzzy, but for those of you who may've met the black haired girl i go to games with (redisthecolour on the forum), she can vouch for this next part (i called her to lookup the train schedule).
I WOKE UP IN A TREE.

like i mentioned, when i get plastered, i climb things.. but waking up in ajax kinda just came out of left field. now, i don't know anyone who lives in ajax, nor did i remember traveling there from ossington station, let alone climbing into the branches of a tree and sleeping sprawled out like a panther. but long story short i woke up with a donatable clothing bag as a pillow at 6 in the morning and hoofed it to work. i had sap in my hair, but i showed up on time so it was all good.



story the second: (turn away now if youre squeamish)
this one happened during the whitecaps final from the 2011 VC, i was watching the game at my girlfriends place on my laptop while she was at school. her roommate was in her room with her boyfriend because they didn't enjoy watching me shout at the screen. when yourassowsky scored our second goal, i yelled "YOURASSSSOOOOOWSKYYYYYY" like.. really loud. literally a split second later i hear a loud thud and then an agonizing scream coming from my girlfriends housemates room.

apparently, what had happened was when i yelled it had startled their cat which was hiding under her bed. it made a dash for her door (which was closed), and slammed into it head first. this would've been all well and good if she wasn't blowing her boyfriend at the time. she was used to me chirping at my computer when i watched games there, but the cat she didn't know was under her bed nearly breaking it's neck added another layer of complexity to the mix. having been startled by this series of events herself, her jaw clinched (ie: she bit down on his dick). so try and think of the following noises in quick succession: "YOURASSSSOOOOOWSKYYYYYY" (thud) (blood curdling scream) "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, i'm sooooo sorry!". that's what the neighbours heard.


i notice my TFC related stories tend to dry up when're not winning.

[ultra_hell07]

Rogers centre, when super Robbie scored right off the bat, I ran from my 5th row seat and jumped the barricade (which was small)! explained to security I was just ecstatic and I wasn't trying to run on the field!

[gdg_9]

This is the greatest thread ever... Wowza, your stories are epic!

[eustacchio]

http://fantasysportnet.blogspot.ca/2007/05/first-goal-first-win-and-first-streaker.html

Found the video...

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/7/TFC-Streaker-and-the-NASTY-ending-337625

well, I can't unwatch that.

[Voodooman]

Damn wowza, love to have you around a campfire or something just telling stories all night. Thats crazy man

[ochos]

The streaking shitter was the first game we won - when Danny scored! I missed the very first game but attended that one and had front row view of that shit log hanging out his ass. It was huge! Definitely the dumbest thing I've seen at a TFC game...

That acid story is pretty hilarious though. And the shark story... jeez I hope the thing survived

[__wowza]

Damn wowza, love to have you around a campfire or something just telling stories all night. Thats crazy man

im that guy that everyone likes hearing stories from, but would hate to be. losing $1200 on a shark is funny when it happens to someone else (or in hindsight).
corner me drunk at joes/a game one day.. most of the stories i have aren't fit for the TFC section.

[cincy]

So apparently there was a shark found on the NYC subway ... Wowza do you know where you were last night ? ...lol

[ManUtd4ever]

So apparently there was a shark found on the NYC subway ... Wowza do you know where you were last night ? ...lol Gotta love New Yorkers, LMAO...http://www.trbimg.com/img-52028d6b/turbine/os-dead-shark-found-new-york-subway-003/525/393x525

[Dbl_D]

the canada v. honduras match

i found out i was being laid off so i decided to drop acid at work on my last day (ie: the day of the match), and had another tab in the parking lot. when people broke out the flags during the national anthem i was convinced i was having a heart attack so i went to the concourse for some air.. for some reason i thought i wasn't going to get any in the crowd. i ended up forgetting why i was out there, and went to the concession stand to order food, so i just went back to my seat and ate 5 slices of cheese pizza before the second half.

i must've looked like a fucking lunatic.


long story short: i had a blast and woke up on the roof of the library at bathurst and king with a hooters tshirt on and my hands spray painted black.

rofl wow

[ryan]

wowza holy shit man. your life is hilarious.

[Wince]

Good god am I thankful I made this thread!

So am I!!

:hump:

[trane]

The dumbest thing I ever did at a game is through a bottle and at a opposing player, and then posted about it on these boards.

[Brooker]

the dumbest thing i ever did at a game is through a bottle and at a opposing player, and then posted about it on these boards.

you're worse than hitler!

[trane]

^ Apparently. :flare: I am a true oooooooooooooltra

[69Chevy396]

In 07 a stronzo had seats behind us. He and his pal were pissed every time I saw them, before, during, and after every game. Nobody in our area could stand them (this guy would call every woman a cu.t, and was ejected a few times. At one game a different, calmer guy showed up with him. About an hour into the game this friend stood up, screaming and spitting. His pal forgot to tell him he would piss into a used beer cup and place it under the seat, so naturally the friend took a gulp and went nuts.

[Doucet3]

Lmfao wowza you should have your own reality show fer fuck sakes ahhah aha, man I gotta shake your hand next time I see you (although I don't know what you look like lmao) those stories are top notch lol, makes my insomnia a little more tolerable ahahhaha

[__wowza]

Lmfao wowza you should have your own reality show fer fuck sakes ahhah aha, man I gotta shake your hand next time I see you (although I don't know what you look like lmao) those stories are top notch lol, makes my insomnia a little more tolerable ahahhaha

i'll be at joe's pregame. just look for the guy in a ponytail with a clash jacket and i'll tell you about the time i accidentally came in my own face.

[Brooker]

In 07 a stronzo had seats behind us. He and his pal were pissed every time I saw them, before, during, and after every game. Nobody in our area could stand them (this guy would call every woman a cu.t, and was ejected a few times. At one game a different, calmer guy showed up with him. About an hour into the game this friend stood up, screaming and spitting. His pal forgot to tell him he would piss into a used beer cup and place it under the seat, so naturally the friend took a gulp and went nuts.

He pissed into a cup at his seat? On a regular basis? Jesus how did he pull that off? What section?

[69Chevy396]

He pissed into a cup at his seat? On a regular basis? Jesus how did he pull that off? What section?
In year one we had four seats west side near the miniature canopy, just in front ofthe media window. This schmuck would crouch like he was looking for a contact lense, but was pissing into a beer cup. First time I noticed it wasnt with my eyes, but with my nose.

[Alixir]

December 2006 Jef United vs Yokohama Marinos J league final game of the season. I initiated a brawl that started out as a couple of us going at it to over a hundred people. After the game the Yokohama supporters wouldn't shut up while our players and president were giving their end of season speeches. My friend and I walked around to the barrier separating the supporters sections and started shouting profanities at them (damn beer), they stopped singing and started cussing back. My friend got pissed and threw a water bottle at them and some of their supporters hopped the barrier and ran at us. about a minute later our supporters came around from the home section and the barriers came down. Full on brawl. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzatJRZUoEI I didn't shoot this video but you can see right when the shit starts to go down at the very end of the video.