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Jack
05-24-2012, 08:54 AM
The biggest bitch in the world of football.

http://www.theprovince.com/6630897.bin

spark
05-24-2012, 09:25 AM
I can't decide who's a harder man - him or Dida

Suds
05-24-2012, 09:31 AM
:rofl:

ecospice
05-24-2012, 09:51 AM
BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Shitecraps suck!

Auzzy
05-24-2012, 10:03 AM
Seriously, would his actions be up for review and a fine or suspensions in some leagues?

He clearly instigated: stomped on Julian's foot while the ref was pulling Julian over to the side -- you can see it well in one of the replays. Then he embellished on the reaction.

Suds
05-24-2012, 10:23 AM
I doubt there will be any review.

Who cares now. Davidson is the one who has to live with the fact he was a complete pussy and douchebag on national TV and it's there for future posterity.

Auzzy
05-24-2012, 10:40 AM
I doubt there will be any review.

Who cares now. Davidson is the one who has to live with the fact he was a complete pussy and douchebag on national TV and it's there for future posterity.

I agree there won't be a review. Who would do that, the CSA? Ha ha. Just wondering if that might merit a review in a serious league.

Totally agree on Davidson. The Sportsnet commentators we howling during the highlights. Hope this makes it onto some of the "worst of" lists.

C.Ronaldo
05-24-2012, 10:51 AM
maybe he got a concussion.

De Guzman is a large lad

prizby
05-24-2012, 10:51 AM
I wonder if I walked up to Davidson on the street and actually punched him in the face (instead of a love tap), would he fall to the ground clutching his face rolling on the ground for 5 minutes or would he chase after me as a I run away?

Auzzy
05-24-2012, 10:52 AM
^ Hey I think that's a repeat of your mlssoccer.com comment :D

MartinUtd
05-24-2012, 10:55 AM
We need a rotating gif... Where's wowza?

Lucky Strike
05-24-2012, 11:25 AM
Even though JDG raising his hand to another player is wrong, Davidson totally shamed himself on national TV. At least Nick Garcia had the decency to take a full punch squarely in the face before dropping like a sack of potatoes.

ryan
05-24-2012, 11:29 AM
^ Hey I think that's a repeat of your mlssoccer.com comment :D

so now I know who I talk to on that site. thanks for liking my comment prizby ;)

[NBF]
05-24-2012, 12:07 PM
Even though JDG raising his hand to another player is wrong, Davidson totally shamed himself on national TV. At least Nick Garcia had the decency to take a full punch squarely in the face before dropping like a sack of potatoes.

lol@Nick Garcia..... that takes me backg:D



Jack
I have found him!
The biggest bitch in the world of football.

http://www.theprovince.com/6630897.bin




Why were you looking for a big bitch? And by the way when I saw the thread title I thought it was a thread about who the scapegoat for futility in the roster was and in my mind I thought it was DeGuzman. DeGuzman out of the lineup really inspired the team.

Jack
05-24-2012, 12:49 PM
;1493193']Why were you looking for a big bitch?

Sometimes you don't know what you're looking for until you find it. ;)

Pookie
05-24-2012, 12:57 PM
A thought occurred to me while he was blinking in response to questions from the trainers about whether he knew where he was.

We should show some compassion.

We all saw what a little tap can do to him. Imagine being him living through mosquito season?

rocker
05-24-2012, 03:20 PM
so where's the animated GIF for this?!?!?!?!

We need this on the Internet immediately so it will stick around forever.. then we can pull it out and show Shitecaps fans for the rest of our lives.

Flipityflu
05-24-2012, 03:26 PM
i sent flowers to the Whitecaps and requested the date of the funeral.

Julian DeGuzman, Palm of Steel.

honestly though, its why i love football...you never know what crazy shit you'll see next.

T-boy
05-24-2012, 04:04 PM
Even though JDG raising his hand to another player is wrong, Davidson totally shamed himself on national TV. At least Nick Garcia had the decency to take a full punch squarely in the face before dropping like a sack of potatoes.

Although I agree with you - if I was a quick thinking footballer in the middle of a tight game, and an opponent raised their hand to my face, I would jump on the floor like I was shot too! Way may be calling him a bitch - but if he raised his hand to JDG, we would be up in arms and calling him a thug!

rule number one of football - NEVER raise your hand to an opponent EVER!

Brooker
05-24-2012, 04:20 PM
My favorite part was when he laid flat on his back, staring up into space with that blank stare and his mouth open.... He is a great actor. He really did look like somebody who just got knocked out.

Auzzy
05-24-2012, 10:06 PM
The embarrassing bitch made deadspin.com:

Diving: Soccer Player Has Cheek Touched, Fakes Own Death, Provokes Red Card

http://deadspin.com/5913128/soccer-player-has-cheek-touched-fakes-own-death-provokes-red-card (http://deadspin.com/5913128/soccer-player-has-cheek-touched-fakes-own-death-provokes-red-card)

prizby
05-24-2012, 10:52 PM
so now I know who I talk to on that site. thanks for liking my comment prizby ;)

yessir :)

Lucky Strike
05-25-2012, 06:53 AM
Although I agree with you - if I was a quick thinking footballer in the middle of a tight game, and an opponent raised their hand to my face, I would jump on the floor like I was shot too! Way may be calling him a bitch - but if he raised his hand to JDG, we would be up in arms and calling him a thug!

rule number one of football - NEVER raise your hand to an opponent EVER!

Don't think I can agree with you on that one. I understand that someone might want to get a competitive advantage, especially in a cup final. But the moment JDG's hand made contact with Davidson's face with any velocity, it was always going to be a red anyway so no need for theatrics. At the most extreme end of the acceptable, Davidson could have jerked his head back/away to emphasize he got hit and ensure the referee saw it to then give JDG a red card. That could be excused by saying it might have been a reflex (ex. ever had a bee fly right by your ear and you duck away as a reflex?) but to throw himself on the pitch with a vacant stare as if he got shredded by machine gun fire is too much and it was embarassing.

That sort of behaviour is part of the reason why football can have trouble breaking into new markets in North America.

jazzy
05-25-2012, 07:17 AM
we need a R.I.P. banner with a body sprawled out , tombstone,...whatever,..the works,..lol,....for his next visit......

Gazza
05-25-2012, 07:23 AM
I thought this was a Jesus thread.

Gazza
05-25-2012, 07:26 AM
There was an article on espnsoccernet where Howard Webb talks about diving and feigning injury could cost lives. Someone could collapse on the pitch and a guy might not get the quickest treatment since he'd been diving all game. Life or death could be a matter of seconds.

Phil
05-25-2012, 07:44 AM
I watched the incident last night on the PVR. That is what TFC get most upset with, Montreal dove around the pitch and now Vancouvers players pulling that crap. DeGuz should not have bitch slapped him, but he paid the price. I feel bad for Vancity supporters and they have to continue to watch and support that asshat.

Ageroo
05-25-2012, 07:51 AM
I think TSN had him in the Top Ten worst dives last night.........I am still waiting for this animated GIF as well.....where is wowza and why is he slacking. ;)

Ageroo
05-25-2012, 07:59 AM
The embarrassing bitch made deadspin.com:

Diving: Soccer Player Has Cheek Touched, Fakes Own Death, Provokes Red Card

http://deadspin.com/5913128/soccer-player-has-cheek-touched-fakes-own-death-provokes-red-card (http://deadspin.com/5913128/soccer-player-has-cheek-touched-fakes-own-death-provokes-red-card)

Well I posted this on twitter and suggest those with accounts do the same....or retweet mine. Phil has already retweeted it. Let's spread the word. :)

Ageroo
05-25-2012, 08:00 AM
I made sure to add #VWFC #TFC @WhitecapsFC and @torontofc for maximum exposure.....

**EDIT**Maybe we can get it trending.......forgot that I have @deadspin there as well...lol

Auzzy
05-25-2012, 08:17 AM
Apparently Davidson not only stomped on JDG's foot in order to provoke, but also spit at him? Just makes it obvious how premeditated the whole thing was -- he would likely have gone down just as fast if JDG had touched him somewhere else.

I posted the Deadspin link to Twitter...

Technorgasm
05-25-2012, 08:17 AM
computer whizrds. . . please make a gif of that glove slap reaction..

oure
comedy
gold.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpax4z2pKc1qdbgcm.gif

Carts
05-25-2012, 08:26 AM
Although I agree with you - if I was a quick thinking footballer in the middle of a tight game, and an opponent raised their hand to my face, I would jump on the floor like I was shot too! Way may be calling him a bitch - but if he raised his hand to JDG, we would be up in arms and calling him a thug!

rule number one of football - NEVER raise your hand to an opponent EVER!

You've never watched a match with me...

I give our lads just as much shit, if not more, if they are lying on the pitch, diving all around, playing up injuries...

This is a MAN'S GAME... Play it like one...

This isn't really connected to incident like this, but.... In my opinion, FIFA must institute tighter referee directives - if the play is stopped for an injured player, that player MUST be removed from the pitch for a minimum of 1-minute... Minimum of 1-minute...

No more "resting" while guys grab their legs, then when they're asked "...trainer???..." they say '...no...' and pop up b/c they know then they'll be sent off for a bit... F*** all this pussy bullshit...

You go down hurt and stop play - your team plays a man down for a min of 1-minute, more if you're down longer and killing time...

You get a little knock - get up and play like a pro-athlete for Godsake and limp it off...

There is a very good reason why non-football fans think this is a baby-pussy sport - and that reason in the conduct of a large majority of players throughout the entire world...

/rant... Gimme a beer! LOL

__wowza
05-25-2012, 08:34 AM
I think TSN had him in the Top Ten worst dives last night.........I am still waiting for this animated GIF as well.....where is wowza and why is he slacking. ;)

sorry m'lord. i'll get it right away.
in the meantime, i've readied your bedchamber.

haha, ive been watching too much game of thrones.


My favorite part was when he laid flat on his back, staring up into space with that blank stare and his mouth open.... He is a great actor. He really did look like somebody who just got knocked out.

i was discussing it post-match with joes, it was the first time i saw it. the kerfuffle was too thick to see exactly what happened from over in 112. when it was live, i had seriously thought deguzman turned around and cold-cocked him. seriously, i thought JDG just went nuts and started popping chiclets (my favourite euphemism for knocking someones teeth out). raising your hands to another player is normally a bookable offense, stupid yes, but he did step on his foot. the ref didnt see what happened, and the fourth was in no position to make a recommendation, but he sold it well. davidson looked like he took a boot to the head or something.

Auzzy
05-25-2012, 09:12 AM
Looking forward to the next time VWFC is in town, should be fun.

eustacchio
05-25-2012, 09:52 AM
I remember playing in a tournament back in the day. One of our strikers slapped the other team's keeper. The keeper then broke our strikers nose.

WestStandGeoff
05-25-2012, 10:34 AM
The Deadspin video would be a lot easier to watch without the overlay of Davidson lying on the gound, but I love the write-up:


In the midst of some heated talk, Toronto's Julian de Guzman lightly brushed the cheek of Jun Marques Davidson, as you would a lover or a baby bird. Davidson went down like a pile of bricks. Obviously, de Guzman is Marvel superhero Rogue.

Highlighted part might inspire a good banner for the next time the Shitecraps are in town.

Ageroo
05-25-2012, 12:42 PM
Yes JDG lost his cool and should have known better of course....what pisses me off the most about the whole incident even more than the falling down like he was dead...was that he completely provoked the situation. He took advantage that everyone was all over the place and no one was paying attention to anything....

Him stomping or stepping intentionally on JDG's foot.

Oldtimer
05-25-2012, 01:25 PM
Yes JDG lost his cool and should have known better of course....what pisses me off the most about the whole incident even more than the falling down like he was dead...was that he completely provoked the situation. He took advantage that everyone was all over the place and no one was paying attention to anything....

Him stomping or stepping intentionally on JDG's foot.

... and JDG fell for it. Not that other players, even great ones haven't (e.g. Zidane).

Auzzy
05-25-2012, 02:37 PM
East Side Stand Up awesome comic for this one: http://www.eastsidestandup.com/index.php

Auzzy
05-25-2012, 06:39 PM
To provide a bit of entertainment until somebody has time for a GIF or other jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PAArjxdr90o#t=10 9s

ManUtd4ever
05-25-2012, 06:49 PM
To provide a bit of entertainment until somebody has time for a GIF or other jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PAArjxdr90o#t=10 9s

LOL! And she's a hottie too.

Jack
05-25-2012, 06:51 PM
To provide a bit of entertainment until somebody has time for a GIF or other jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PAArjxdr90o#t=10 9s
Ok, that is fucking amazing g:D

james
05-26-2012, 07:33 AM
hes just another example of whats wrong with soccer players today. I would like to see MLS become the first league to actually clamp down on this pussy diving shit and start reviewing video tapes and suspending and finning players for doing such actions. MLS would help show rest of the world that this is should not be excepted in Soccer!

bigredone
05-26-2012, 11:42 AM
To provide a bit of entertainment until somebody has time for a GIF or other jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PAArjxdr90o#t=10 9s

Vancouvers fans' comments are so lame.