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the-lower-eastsider
05-07-2012, 09:42 PM
i cant make it this wednesday, but i just drank a couple of double vodka's and this is what i would love to see happen next saturday day match. (sorry parky, denime, cant find a protest idea thread going-which surprises the bejeezus outta me).

two words: MASS MOONING!!!
(w/ banner(s) and two stick support)

just after the national anthem, everybody symbolically drops their drawers and moons the FO and MLSE private box en masse. then we pull up our drawers and effin leave. en masse. and nobody buys a single goddamn beer in the process (ok, i might get a delicious nathan's hotdog to go). and then we all go king dave's. EDIT: kathy says ixnay on goin back to king daves. ok, so we all leave and go a bar (bar prices are cheaper=win/win).

note: i will be providing a handful of high quality sharpies for those that want to display their displeasure on their ass. i already know what i'm gonna write. er, i just gotta find the girl to write it.

this should get their attention at the top. mlse will be be forced into seein the "bottom line". plus i'm lookin forward to the ladies joinin in on this one. HELLO! phonzo's ass - not so much.

its peaceful, non-violent and VERY effective. might even make the papers.

can someone under 40 pls post an example photo of a mass mooning on here? i dont know wtf i'm doin. i'm goin to make a drink...

craiger

OgtheDim
05-07-2012, 09:50 PM
And people wonder why Elvis always is busy doing weddings in Las Vegas.:fluffy::fluffy::fluffy::fluffy:

Code Red
05-07-2012, 09:53 PM
Can my grandma join in? g:D


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/SHz3jfLDwXI/AAAAAAAABPo/2RUo4KwTwQg/s400/Mooning+Amtrack.jpg

king dave
05-07-2012, 09:55 PM
Now this is a great idea.
If enough peple stepped forward to volunteer there ass-space for a message (2 spaces/letters/person), this would be a monumental ass banner.
If the message is 24 characters and 5 spaces for example, you would need 15 butts all in a row.
THis is bomb!
KD.

Couchy81
05-07-2012, 09:56 PM
I can get behind this. If anything we should sit on the idea a while. But we should do it with class.

the-lower-eastsider
05-07-2012, 09:59 PM
just bounced this off king dave. so heres what we do. we send a giant text message (via our asses) to MLSE. every guy has two letters written on their ass to spell out a message to them. some asses (preferably girls) have nothing written on them and will be the "spaces". there is no doubt people will take notice. everyone will look just to try and figure out what it says. so if we have a 20 word phrase, we need at least 10 asses. females will be given priority preference.

sign up HERE:

the-lower-eastsider
05-07-2012, 10:00 PM
effin right she can. whats her #?

the-lower-eastsider
05-07-2012, 10:01 PM
hey couchy81:

blah blah blah. the boy scouts club meets tomorrow night at 7pm.

the-lower-eastsider
05-07-2012, 10:06 PM
class? lets do it with ASS!!!

king dave
05-07-2012, 10:06 PM
MLSE CAN SUCK THE ZITS OFF OUR ASS!
Would require 18 asses.
KD.

Code Red
05-07-2012, 10:09 PM
Now this is a great idea.
If enough peple stepped forward to volunteer there ass-space for a message (2 spaces/letters/person), this would be a monumental ass banner.
If the message is 24 characters and 5 spaces for example, you would need 15 butts all in a row.
THis is bomb!
KD.

:smilielol5:You fucking kill me KD!

king dave
05-07-2012, 10:13 PM
MLSE IS ALL CLASS
But with an X through the 'CL'.
Only need 9 asses here.
KD.

the-lower-eastsider
05-07-2012, 10:15 PM
sorry couchy. the booze read it as you "CANT" get behind this here. my bad. get behind this. i get it now. hahahahaha

AL-MO
05-07-2012, 10:16 PM
LOL. Classic Craiger and KD.

Shakes McQueen
05-07-2012, 10:22 PM
My favourite part of this is KD feverishly working to crunch the numbers on how many butts the different options would require.

- Scott

Code Red
05-07-2012, 10:23 PM
effin right she can. whats her #?

Turns out she's unavailable but Bart Simpson tells me he's good to go for 2 letters.

http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/uploads/2007/09/bart-moons.thumbnail.jpg

king dave
05-07-2012, 10:25 PM
WE ARE BEHIND YOU
9 ass count on this one.
KD.

Kevvv
05-07-2012, 10:43 PM
More like


W*E A*R E*B E*H I*N D*Y O*U

ExiledRed
05-07-2012, 11:31 PM
I like the message idea, but I think its too small, and on certain asses around here you'd either have to put two letters on each cheek, or make the letters larger than others, and theres a risk that everybody involved will be ejected.
(excuse me sir, can you take down your pants? I would like to see if you have letters on your ass.)

But I like the idea of hundreds of asses even better, nobody is ejecting an entire section. In fact nobody would come near it.

I call for numbers!

We need a monumental display of bouncing, flatulent bums, a veritable orchestra of arses!

and that is the greatest sentence I ever wrote.

Yohan
05-07-2012, 11:38 PM
We need a monumental display of bouncing, flatulent bums, a veritable orchestra of arses!

and that is the greatest sentence I ever wrote.

ahahahaha. it'd be the greatest TIFO ever

king dave
05-07-2012, 11:44 PM
We would have to have a standard size, visable font in a very contrasting colour.
Should be a very interesting banner session.
Just had a thought.
No flares/smoke. Right?
But what about 'blue angels'?
KD.

Furtado91
05-07-2012, 11:58 PM
JESUS CHRIST KD AND CRAIGER. This shit is killing me man, I love your creativity :P.

razor787
05-08-2012, 01:10 AM
What about "MLSE BRASS" wiwth the ASS in Brass a different colour. That way it prevents the message from being confused with a problem with the players. No way of getting that confused. And better yet, only needs 5 asses!

the-lower-eastsider
05-08-2012, 05:22 AM
exactly. best TIFO EVER. its simple and very effective. and who doesnt like a good well deserved mooning? and IMO, MLSE and the FO deserve one for this 0-8 shit show after 6 years. there's no IF'S ANDS OR BUTTS!

AND we dont even need to write anything. exiled's right. just one big effing show of ass. how do u throw out a whole section? could u imagine if this had been done when the toronto star did that panoramic picture. NOW THAT WOULDA BEEN CLASSIC!!!

Wagner
05-08-2012, 05:38 AM
Don't forget this:
http://www.valetmag.com/gr/daily/grooming/skin_care/blade_runner/art-part1_razor.jpg

or maybe you can save on sharpie costs and go with something more like this, but on some butts:
http://thebostonjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/6a0115709f071f970b014e8bedbc61970d-640wi.jpg

the-lower-eastsider
05-08-2012, 05:40 AM
Great idea wagner. Phonzo would prolly be perfect for this!

the-lower-eastsider
05-08-2012, 07:52 PM
Don't forget this:
http://www.valetmag.com/gr/daily/grooming/skin_care/blade_runner/art-part1_razor.jpg

or maybe you can save on sharpie costs and go with something more like this, but on some butts:
http://thebostonjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/6a0115709f071f970b014e8bedbc61970d-640wi.jpg

crap that guy looks a lot like me.

[NBF]
05-08-2012, 09:18 PM
I can just see the headlines the next day, "Mass-Mooning Turns Ugly", serveral men unhappy with the FC's season record in MLS and MLSE's lack of accountability were arrested and banned for indicent exposure by Toronto police. Additionally they were ordered to do 1 week of community service and ordered to register as sex offenders.g:D

king dave
05-08-2012, 11:36 PM
^Yeah alright? When are you due back in boys town.
KD.

JuliquE
05-09-2012, 04:41 AM
MLSE will just be thinking, "wow.. they're really making this easier for us."

Maybe a banner which states, "All we ask is for a little more Vaseline" would be fitting.

Don Julio
05-09-2012, 07:45 AM
Somebody hasn't thought through the logistics of stadium-tiered mooning - or maybe they have.

Just One Man
05-09-2012, 07:55 AM
I am all for raging against MLSE, but come on...have you seen many of the patrons at BMO? I would like their asses covered (if not hermetically sealed) at all times.


Somebody hasn't thought through the logistics of stadium-tiered mooning - or maybe they have.

:lol:

Thought the same thing. Unless your on the top row, it won't be a pleasant sight.

Walms
05-09-2012, 08:37 AM
KD, your quotes are killing me this morning, my boss can't figure out why I'm laughing so hard

Cheer's

Initial B
05-09-2012, 09:23 AM
If you're still thinking about doing this I would suggest the words "CYA MLSE" as that only requires 4 bottoms and would be easier to execute from a logistics standpoint. And CYA has two meanings.

robowop
05-09-2012, 01:41 PM
Somebody hasn't thought through the logistics of stadium-tiered mooning - or maybe they have.
Has the potential of being the largest "Human Centipede" in history.