Teh David Beckham Venom thread

[Technorgasm]

you know its all the media is talking aboot. . Becks finally going to play on the surface of BMO in an MLs competitive match
(Allstar game doesnt count)

I remember a banner that said "Beckdidnt save football. . we did"

"you can stick your david beckham up your ass" chants and the like.

I am sure there are computers JAMMED with images and videos against him.. or maybe RPBrs jjsut have some jokes saved up. . anyways. . lets segregate the venom from the other places and concentrate them in here. . . Might be just another way to get PUMPED for tonights match up. .

http://nbcsportsmedia3.msnbc.com/j/afp/was2468647.h2.jpg

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[RPB_RED_NATION_RPB]

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love that vid....

I say you start the Chelsea Dagger over in 111 tonight.....and i promiss ill getr going in 112..:)


im in the mood for some spontaneous..chanting tonight! :drinking:

[Technorgasm]

I hate to say this but. . the TechnorB will not be featured in 111 tonight.
Im on teh wagon for april. and will be sitting (yes, sitting) in JDG's family seats by the tunnel in 125.

bring it loud, bring it proud for me LADS!

(woudl love to see a pic of that "Becks didnt save Soccer. .we did" banner/2 stick = class.

[Ageroo]

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[flamehawk]

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[Roogsy]

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LOL! Good times...

[ManUtd4ever]

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Other than the Miracle in Montreal, I think this is my favorite road victory in TFC's history.

The LA press was all over TFC prior to the match, and the American game day broadcast even showed how cold the temperature was in Toronto that day just to ridicule our city.

I remember the old RPB Forum exploded after Cunningham scored the late winner!

[tfcleeds]

What have a Cartier watch and David Beckham got in common? Both come in a Posh Box.

David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank.
"I'd like to donate some sperm," he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly, Sir," she replies. "Have you donated before?"
"Yes," replies Beckham, "you should have my details on your computer."
"Oh, Yes, I've found your details," says the receptionist, "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?"
"Why do I need help to donate sperm?" asks Beckham.
"Well," the receptionist replies, "it says on your record that you're a useless wanker."

[tfcleeds]

Alex Ferguson is sitting at home watching TV one morning when he receives a phone call "Hello boss, it's David Beckham "Yes David what can I do for you?"

"Well boss, Posh has gone out and bought me a jigsaw to do. The problem
is though none of the pieces fit together, it's impossible" "What's it supposed be?"

"The picture on the box is of a chicken, but like i said it's impossible, it's really doing my head in now, if i don't get it finished by Saturday I don't think I'll be able to concentrate on the game" Ferguson starts to panic now. "I'll tell you what David bring it round here and we'll both have a go"

"Cheers boss, that's brilliant"

About half an hour later Beckham turns up at Ferguson's house with his jigsaw under his arm. He knocks on the door and Ferguson lets him in. They walk into the kitchen, and Beckham tips the pieces onto the table. Ferguson looks down at the table and then at Beckham. "David, put the fucking cornflakes back in the box"

[Roogsy]

Other than the Miracle in Montreal, I think this is my favorite road victory in TFC's history.

I remember it so well because Sutz absolutely stood on his head and was giving Donovan fits! And it was one of the few road wins Toronto has ever gotten on the road.

Good memories.

[Technorgasm]

^^^
David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating.
He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
"And that's good?" asks Posh.
"You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."


Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice

David Beckham walks into a pub.
The landlord says 'A pint of your usual, David?'
Beckham replies 'No, just a half, then I'm off'

[ManUtd4ever]

I remember it so well because Sutz absolutely stood on his head and was giving Donovan fits! And it was one of the few road wins Toronto has ever gotten on the road.

Good memories.

Fore sure...

[nobodybeatsthewiz]

lol!!! nonameboy mike for the win :)

[Red4ever]

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[rocker]

George Best on David Beckham

"He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right."

[TFC Via Buffalo]

This was a chant posted a couple of years ago (Can't remember who) and I plan on singing it tonight.

Posh Likes to be on top
With Beckham down below
But she starts to bump and grind
She's thinking Dichio!

It then goes right into Dichio 24.

[Technorgasm]

This was a chant posted a couple of years ago (Can't remember who) and I plan on singing it tonight.

Posh Likes to be on top
With Beckham down below
But she starts to bump and grind
She's thinking Dichio!

It then goes right into Dichio 24.

AMAZING.


http://cdn.worldcupblog.org/www.worldcupblog.org/files/2010/03/beckham-red-card.png

[Shakes McQueen]

I've got no problem with Beckham - it's the circus that follows him that I can't stand.

- Scott

[werewolf]

my biggest issue is the merchandise stands at our home stadium selling items of the visiting team.

[ExiledRed]

you can stick your beckham beckham up yer beckham!

hahaha........Mike's a legend!

[TFC Cityboy]

You're Not Famous
You're Not Famous
You're Not Famous Anymore
You're Not Famous Anymore

[TFC Cityboy]

and of course the classic (to Go West)
"Posh Spice... takes it up the arse"

[Wull]

We need a song about prostitutes from somewhere, that seems to set him off

[TFC Cityboy]

I'll see what I can come up with- see you l8r
:)

[nancymiranda]

lol... Heard last last night (I believe) on CityTV that Beckham didn't like playing here in Toronto because of the passionate fans... ha ha ha.. hope his ass shows up tonight!

[Brooker]

You're Not Famous
You're Not Famous
You're Not Famous Anymore
You're Not Famous Anymore

Even his wife has a thread dedicated to her on this board.... Just sayin'. :o

[Gazza]

He's taken corner kicks infront of the same West Ham supporters who threatened his wife and kids, i think he can handle us.

[Dreadlocks]

3 cheers for Posh, hip hip whooooooooooooooooooooooray!

[Wull]

I'll see what I can come up with- see you l8r
:)
Fuckin' right!