maximo_rpd
10-16-2010, 07:13 PM
<please note - the quality of this thread isn't half as good as Ensco's Anselmi Diary, but perhaps it is better than nothing - I will keep it up for a few days, if there is any interest...>
The Fake Richard Peddie Diary - Early Evening, October 16, 2010
Shit. Can’t a guy enjoy a night off? Here I am, just about to head out to opening night at the Opera with the wife, when Max my valet goes fucking missing. Where the hell is my clip on-bow tie - and where the HELL IS MAX! I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight after this Death in Venice opera thing... Nothing I enjoy more than priming Larry, Jim, Hugh, Louis and the rest of the boys with the upbeat Raptor ticket revenue numbers and I can toss in that the Leafs are 3 and fucking Oh ! Three and FUCKIN OH. I know those teacher pension bean counters don't care how the teams do, as long as they make their numbers, but THREE AND FUCKIN OH!!
Now I remember, it is Saturday - why did I ever agree that Max could have a half day off each week? Next thing you know, Max will be joining a manservant union, or something. That reminds me, I should bring my overcoat tonight - I saw Max put on a scarf when he went out today... Where the hell is my bow tie...?
Man, things are going so well - the teachers board was estatic the other day when I gave them Tommy A's 2011 Toronto FC numbers - 30% revenue hike! - Nobody could fuckin believe it - but I convinced them! The board promised me tickets to a Seattle Sounders game if I can meet those numbers - I can hardly wait to meet Drew Carey! He is such a funny guy, but what the fuck does he know about running a football club? Not only that, but their team colors are GREEN - what idiots, that might remind the fans of corporate greed - no way I ever want to see green shirts and jerseys in any of my venues... I will have to make a note to give Drew a little advice on that one... I hope the caviar is good tonight - that caviar crap they served at the teacher's board meeting the other day tasted like dog poop - somebody should tell 'em...
Ah, here is my tie (clip), I wonder why Max wrapped my tie up in green cloth? THREE AND FUCKIN OH!!
I must remember to ask Tommy A. how the second half of the football season is going... nobody ever tells me what is going on...
The Fake Richard Peddie Diary - Early Evening, October 16, 2010
Shit. Can’t a guy enjoy a night off? Here I am, just about to head out to opening night at the Opera with the wife, when Max my valet goes fucking missing. Where the hell is my clip on-bow tie - and where the HELL IS MAX! I'm really looking forward to dinner tonight after this Death in Venice opera thing... Nothing I enjoy more than priming Larry, Jim, Hugh, Louis and the rest of the boys with the upbeat Raptor ticket revenue numbers and I can toss in that the Leafs are 3 and fucking Oh ! Three and FUCKIN OH. I know those teacher pension bean counters don't care how the teams do, as long as they make their numbers, but THREE AND FUCKIN OH!!
Now I remember, it is Saturday - why did I ever agree that Max could have a half day off each week? Next thing you know, Max will be joining a manservant union, or something. That reminds me, I should bring my overcoat tonight - I saw Max put on a scarf when he went out today... Where the hell is my bow tie...?
Man, things are going so well - the teachers board was estatic the other day when I gave them Tommy A's 2011 Toronto FC numbers - 30% revenue hike! - Nobody could fuckin believe it - but I convinced them! The board promised me tickets to a Seattle Sounders game if I can meet those numbers - I can hardly wait to meet Drew Carey! He is such a funny guy, but what the fuck does he know about running a football club? Not only that, but their team colors are GREEN - what idiots, that might remind the fans of corporate greed - no way I ever want to see green shirts and jerseys in any of my venues... I will have to make a note to give Drew a little advice on that one... I hope the caviar is good tonight - that caviar crap they served at the teacher's board meeting the other day tasted like dog poop - somebody should tell 'em...
Ah, here is my tie (clip), I wonder why Max wrapped my tie up in green cloth? THREE AND FUCKIN OH!!
I must remember to ask Tommy A. how the second half of the football season is going... nobody ever tells me what is going on...