Toronto FC at Houston Dynamo, Sept 18, 8:30 PM pre& game thread

[twistedchinaman]

It's never OBW time.

Never say never, my dear...sadly.

[ArmenJBX]

Houston Dynamo currently is not using a young winger named Corey Ashe, who we should probably take a look at.

[Brooker]

I swear to god if they sub on Jacob Peterson....

[swan]

+1...

+2...lol

[twistedchinaman]

BULLSHIT!

16K? Houston? I'll +1 to that....

[DangerRed]

It's never OBW time.

+1,000,000,000

[Kevvv]

Best free kick goal for TFC since Brennan scored that screamer in Columbus back in 2008


How did he score that goal?




Attendance tonight in Houston: 16 000+


That's about average for them. Pretty good, considering their season so far.

[ArmenJBX]

We're coming alive a bit now, but it's still not good enough.

we're still too static and we're still not moving the ball around enough, too many give aways and throw ins.

[James17930]

C'mon Daso -- where's the sub?

Why wasn't Mista playing more tonight anyway? He can't play on Tuesday -- they probably should've started him and brought in Santos after.

[SirBobSaget]

What the hell is wrong with Mista?

[ArmenJBX]

De Vos is totally right. de Guzman's gotta figure himself out.

[SirBobSaget]

+1,000,000,000

My fav part of starting a new Football Manager 10 game is waiting for OBW to come back from injury so that I can waive him.

[deltox]

bullshit camera work too,,,,,,these tight angle shots are doing nothing

[James17930]

fuck off saric. Don't be Beckerman.

[grizzle]

Pathetic Saric

[twistedchinaman]

+1,000,000,000

I'll do you one better. +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....

[kaos197O]

That's about average for them. Pretty good, considering their season so far.
You looked at them stands? I count 12!

[James17930]

I'm going to stab myself in the eye.

[ArmenJBX]

I'll do you one better. +1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000....

How bout some of this?

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000

[Brooker]

If ever there was a time for OBW to score...

[Kevvv]

bullshit camera work too,,,,,,these tight angle shots are doing nothing


Seems to be a feature of the American broadcasts. But you're right, completely unnecessary.

[kaos197O]

So now we lose or tie! OBW for Barrett! Fuck me!

[bgnewf]

Best free kick goal for TFC since Brennan scored that screamer in Columbus back in 2008

[Nuvinho]

Is JDG under contract next year? was it a 2.5 year guaranteed deal?

If not, I highly doubt he'll be back next year.....if he is, at a wayyyyy lower salary.

[Oldtimer]

If ever there was a time for OBW to score...

There never will be a time for OBW to score.

[deltox]

does it matter if jdg played in la liga?

he is playing here now and he is not exactly playing great. u would have a tough time finding anyone saying the JDG is one of the best 30 players in the league

[Heart of Stone]

You looked at them stands? I count 12!

That would be BMO at the start of the game...

[James17930]

Wow -- we got lucky there.

Horrible offside call.

[twistedchinaman]

I'm going to stab myself in the eye.

I'll +1 AND raise you a...


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[ArmenJBX]

Usanov is definitely playing some rough Russian footy, where they probably don't call fouls unless you smash a bottle over another players head :D

[ArmenJBX]

And there's Corey Ashe, I'm telling you, he's definitely worth a look.

[twistedchinaman]

How bout some of this?

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000


Ah, you have much to learn about art of concurrence, grasshopper...

[DangerRed]

My fav part of starting a new Football Manager 10 game is waiting for OBW to come back from injury so that I can waive him.

LOL! I've long traded him in FIFA 10 and will do the same when 11 comes out in a bit.

[Oldtimer]

Usanov is definitely playing some rough Russian footy, where they probably don't call fouls unless you smash a bottle over another players head :D

Beer bottles don't count, only vodka bottles might draw a yellow :D

[kaos197O]

That would be BMO at the start of the game...
At least I'm one of them. Hmmmm.....should i be bragging about that???:hide:

[Oldtimer]

Yup, OBW can't score.

[James17930]

I think I can jump higher than OBW. And I can't jump very high.

[twistedchinaman]

Usanov is definitely playing some rough Russian footy, where they probably don't call fouls unless you smash a bottle over another players head :D

^ :lol:

[ArmenJBX]

FIFA 10 lineup

------------------Frei-------------------
-Gargan----Nana------Cann----Tim Ward
------------Matsui---JDG----------------
--Will Johnson-----De Ro------Barrett----
---------------Omar Cummings-----------

[kaos197O]

LOL! I've long traded him in FIFA 10 and will do the same when 11 comes out in a bit.
FIFA 11 is dynamite! Big step up over 10!

[James17930]

Mista's gone next year, for sure.

[swan]

why not mista instead of OBW

[ArmenJBX]

I love playing against Iniesta, they added tricks against which is just awesome.

[twistedchinaman]

Beer bottles don't count, only vodka bottles might draw a yellow :D

And even then to draw a yellow half of said bottle would need to be drunk before being smashed. :lol:

Red would be to smash a completely unopened bottle...I think?

[Brooker]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ArmenJBX]

I was gunna say Vodka bottle but held back due to fear of infringement! :P

[Oldtimer]

Why Peterson and not Mista? Mista must be injured... or something.

[twistedchinaman]

why not mista instead of OBW

That is what I've been wondering as well...I think we've all wondered.

[kaos197O]

Mista's gone next year, for sure.
Yeah....huge waste of a half a million smackeroos. This is why Dero complains so much! MLSE throws away money on other people and won't give him what Mo promised.

[James17930]

Maicon looks like he just finished the Long Walk.

[ArmenJBX]

Jacob Peterson will score the winning goal.

[deltox]

dero now playing up front

[Oldtimer]

I was gunna say Vodka bottle but held back due to fear of infringement! :P

Vodka is not much more of a stereotype than Canadian=beer.

[DangerRed]

I love playing against Iniesta, they added tricks against which is just awesome.

Don't want to be a douche (I love FIFA 10, PSN: Danger Chimp) but let's keep on topic.

And on that note, here comes Peterson to cost us the game.

[ArmenJBX]

"Daddy, he's really bad"

Did I just hear a little girl call Gargan bad?!

[swan]

Why Peterson and not Mista? Mista must be injured... or something.


maybe he is being benched for his kick last game that got him the red

[Heart of Stone]

"What is possible and what is realistic are two different things." - Gerry Dobson

[Oldtimer]

Saric lacks skill, but he knows how to dive.

An obvious one to be replaced next year.

[Brooker]

Jacob Peterson will score the winning goal.

if Jacob Peterson scores I will change my avatar to the Montreal Impact logo until 2015

[ArmenJBX]

Oh come on, OB, pass to Peterson! :(

[DangerRed]

Man, the band in Houston is pretty dope.

[Batman]

Oh come on, OB, pass to Peterson! :(

yep..he wasted a great opportunity. what a terrible year this guy is having.

[ArmenJBX]

Black screen of death'd! :O

[James17930]

It's going to be so embarrassing getting trounced by all the best Canadian players in Vancouver next year -- but it will be even worse losing the NCC to Montreal.

[twistedchinaman]

if Jacob Peterson scores I will change my avatar to the Montreal Impact logo until 2015

We're holding you to that... :D

I think Saric will score before Peterson will...bet on that.

[ArmenJBX]

Peterson will score the game winning goal at 85th minute.

[Nuvinho]

Black screen of death'd! :O

TFC are so bad, even sportsnet wants to black them out.

[James17930]

Look at Ching grabbing Gargan's jersey there.

[twistedchinaman]

It's going to be so embarrassing getting trounced by all the best Canadian players in Vancouver next year -- but it will be even worse losing the NCC to Montreal.

Too soon to say that, but I could believe it at the way that we're going...

[kaos197O]

We're holding you to that... :D

I think Saric will score before Peterson will...bet on that.
He already did!

[twistedchinaman]

Look at Ching grabbing Gargan's jersey there.

...and that was missed? How?

[Brooker]

We're holding you to that... :D


no worries here :D

[deltox]

just kick it up field

[James17930]

Too soon to say that, but I could believe it at the way that we're going...

I know it's being overly pessimistic too early, but just looking at how things are going there and here . . . :(

[Hooligan69]

Enough with the screen going blank, Sportsnet.

[twistedchinaman]

He already did!

Oh yeah, forgot about that one... :D

Either way y'all get my drift, I needn't correct meself.

[deltox]

give it away, give it away give it away now

[ArmenJBX]

lol Dobson gushes over Harden :D

[Brooker]

uhm... julian...

[deltox]

jdg let that go to the other team

[Heart of Stone]

DeGuzman has been paid off... maybe by the Bushes...

[Batman]

JDG is a momentum killer!

[James17930]

Frei looking annoyed again at how bad our defence is.

[twistedchinaman]

Only hope we have left is if one of our guys strikes a Bent-esque goal at the death...'cause I don't see it happening any other way.

COME ON STOPPAGE TIME GOAL!

[DangerRed]

lol Dobson gushes over Harden :D

Rightly so. He stopped by the Foggy Dew on King after the RSL game with his lady. Super nice guy (I introduced myself), very humble. And it was the same night as I was sitting at the same bar and Dan Gargan rode by on his bike and waved hello.

[Heart of Stone]

Forrest starting to call out JDG more and more...

[James17930]

Okay -- ref is out of my good book. Ridiculous card.

[SirBobSaget]

LOL! I've long traded him in FIFA 10 and will do the same when 11 comes out in a bit.

You found a team that will take him???

[rocker]

JDG is a momentum killer!

i loved his beautiful pass to the sideline awhile back... almost as good as leaving the ball to the opposition.

[Brooker]

handball in the box again :D

[bgnewf]

Why Peterson and not Mista? Mista must be injured... or something.

the "or something" is a bad attitude and a stupid red card three days ago.

Mista is the 2010 winner of the "Laurent Robert Bust" Award.

[ArmenJBX]

3 games in a row with a handball in the box.

[DangerRed]

Last call.

[Brooker]

ahahahah obw

[rocker]

what an AWFUL header by White.. pathetic

[Oldtimer]

unmarked OBW loses us 2 points

[James17930]

I don't actually wish for people to die, but OBW -- die.

[twistedchinaman]

Is that it?

[deltox]

OBW has to score with that

[Batman]

holy shit..how bad can OBW be!!!!

[dantdot]

This is a pro soccer player, fucking shameful.

[SirBobSaget]

Nice try OBW, nice try

[James17930]

Red card, must be.

Fuck off ref -- he was the last defender!

[DangerRed]

And OBW SHITS THE FUCKING BED.

Unreal.

[Oldtimer]

'cmon DeRo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brooker]

Do It Again!

[DangerRed]

Holy Shit! Holy Shit@!!

[dantdot]

Rofl. Dero For The Win.

[Brooker]

rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl! rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl! rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl! rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!

i dont believe it!

[ArmenJBX]

Oh MY FUCKING GOD FINALLY AN INJURY TIME WIN!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

[James17930]

adofhaoifosdfoiasfaiodfjpsdfsdfpasdf

[Oldtimer]

DEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !


3 POINTS, count them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grizzle]

2 fuckin rockets!!!! DERO YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!

[kaos197O]

Un Fucking Believable

[morgank1986]

I can't believe it worked twice.

[yanggoh]

DEROSARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO where are the haters NOW???!

[boysblue]

yessssssssssssssssssssssss

[ArmenJBX]

You Have Been More Then Forgiven My Man! :d

[lips]

Yes Yes

[James17930]

Now Don't Fuck It Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DangerRed]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Brooker]

adofhaoifosdfoiasfaiodfjpsdfsdfpasdf

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[Flipityflu]

its amazing what can happen in 45 minutes

[Oldtimer]

Yes! DeRo won us the game!!!!!!!!!!!

[swan]

holy crap

[Batman]

wow. What a shot....world class.

[kaos197O]

Victor fucking ry

WOW!

[pawlukj]

DE ROSARIO FOR THE MOTHER F*IN WIN!!!!!!!!

side note: JDG is terrible

[Nuvinho]

DeRo > JDG, yet JDG > DeRo in pay

[deltox]

how the hell did we just win this game?

[Kaz]

I'm in shock and awe right now.. happy but damn

[Hooligan69]

DeRo!! That just blew my fucking mind. :eek:

[London]

a road win!!!!!

[James17930]

Okay -- well, a happy De Ro is better than a motivated team, it seems ;)

[twistedchinaman]

Wow...stoppage time goal. How did I predict that???

[DangerRed]

I'm sitting on the floor....

I'm counting them...


I'm making sure they're all there...

THREE FUCKING POINTS.

[ArmenJBX]

A road win!!! A De Rosario double! 3 fucking points! A last minute goal!


FINALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[deltox]

we didnt deserve to win,,,,,this win will cover up the fact that they played like shit for the whole game

[Donald Duck]

YES... is DE RO again
and YES.... FUCK OFF OBW and JDG.... let go them and free up the salary cap....

[Number Nine]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Holy Fucking Shit! We Actually Won! We Actually Fucking Won!

[ArmenJBX]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/New_Jersey_31.svg/600px-New_Jersey_31.svg.png

[James17930]

we didnt deserve to win,,,,,this win will cover up the fact that they played like shit for the whole game

Yeah, but we can worry about that later.

Spurs win, TFC wins -- great weekend! :D

[kodiakTFC]

we didnt deserve to win,,,,,this win will cover up the fact that they played like shit for the whole game

No kidding, they played terribly for 90 minutes but by way of God (dero) managed to win. I can't believe OBW plays this sport professionally, he just has absolutely nothing to offer.

[ArmenJBX]

Also, Every One Who Wrote In Beginning Caps Were Actually YELLING! :D

[rocker]

DEROSARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO where are the haters NOW???!

how about the De Ro realists? He'll do great things and then 5 games of shooting over the net and going offside.

That's De Ro -- you take the bad with the good.

Interesting that he saves his best game for AFTER the coach is fired ;)

[sully]

We have hope.

[twistedchinaman]

we didnt deserve to win,,,,,this win will cover up the fact that they played like shit for the whole game

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000...

More on that in the post-game thread.

[MG42]

What is DeRo's leadership style...

BOSS

[ArmenJBX]

5 games left now. We need about 12 points to make it. 4 wins boys. 4 wins

[Kevvv]

A win on the road, and DeRo stands up to be counted. What a fantastic way to end the week.

[TFC/Everton]

OMG!!!!!! DEROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before he scored, I said outloud, this is our season right here, riding on this free kick.

Amazing!

[Batman]

Pg thread now open.

[kaos197O]

Bad news:Dero saves MLSE's ass and ticket prices will continue to go up. Good news:Dero gets DP money on that increase.

[Oldtimer]

http://www.redpatchboys.ca/forums/showthread.php?t=24658