Stefan Frei Facts Take II

[TFC USA]

Freshly deported from the USA to the....USA (see last Frei facts thread), let's try this again!

Stefan Frei is the Wall of Honor.

If Canada wanted to, they could give Stefan Frei to America to help stop the oil leakage into the ocean.

Stefan Frei blocked Bars92 from posting and saved him from further embarrassment.

Stefan Frei makes Ken Dryden look like Dave Dryden.

If Stefan Frei saw Landon Donovan being chased by a shark.....he'd just watch.


Play nice and don't post while drunk. :drinking:

[Azerban]

HAHAHA

chuck norris

HAHAHA

FUCKIN LAUGH RIOT TAKE II

[Oldtimer]

Stefan Frei's arms aren't made out of flesh, they're made out of stretchable rubber.

If Stefan Frei had been up against William Tell, he would have caught the arrow.

[Gixmo]

Frei is Legend.

[drek]

Stefan Frei can speak french, in german.

[dawkins]

Frei is not only the MOTM from last night... he is TFC.. sound like its time for a new frei cheer!!

[Kaz]

Stefan Frei is used by the Canadian Forces in Afghanistan to deflect IED explosions from conveys of Orphans.

Stefan Frei met the PolkaSwede and through Awesome Osmosis made him TechnoViking.

Stefan Frei doesn't save the Ball, the Ball merely obeys his thoughts out of fear of his wrath.

[bigtfcfan]

Stefan Frei can squeeze orange juice out of a banana.

[Villa TFC]

During a recent Scotland Yard investigation into the disappearance of the Berlin Wall from Berlin, it was found between two goalposts in Toronto.

[drek]

http://i41.tinypic.com/30if0x5.jpg

not really a fact, but a little joke from the the preki post game iview..

[TFCUNITED]

Every time there is an earthquake, Frei is stopping another rape.

[Auzzy]

MLS is seriously considering a request to make Stefan Frei's goal equal to the full width of the field, just to make things a bit more fair for his opponents.

[Whoop]

Frei hates annoying threads about himself.

Especially a second one.

[Auzzy]

Stefan Frei really enjoys a bit of goofy humour, because it shows things are going fairly well with the team.

[TFC USA]

Frei hates annoying threads about himself.

Especially a second one.

He also hates when people bitch about these threads because they are in fact a way to indirectly blow him for all the great work he does.

[bobtfc]

Stefan Frei can speak french, in german.
with an Italian accent. He's a well rounded Swiss Player!

[LesH]

Frei...
...the man who stops bullets shot at his goal, while all women watching him "live" shot cum at their TV screens.

[LesH]

Frei...
...hated by all opposing forwards.
...loved by spiders sleeping in there webs knit in his goal-net.

[LesH]

Frei...
... the fair-play loving keeper, who lets opposing forwards shot golf balls at his goal instead of football-balls, to give them a fair chance to score once every 4 matches.

[LesH]

Frei...
...rumored to get a transfer to FC US Border Patrol, to single-handed stop illegal Mexican emigrants to enter the US on a 100 mile stretch of the US-Mexico border.

[Brooker]

When Stefen Frei jumps into a lake, he doesn't get wet..... the water gets Frei'd.

[LesH]

Frei...
... the keeper who asked FIFA to move the 11 m penalty spot to 7 m against him, to give him a chance for a bit of stretch while stopping those penalties.

[LesH]

Frei... made in Altstätten, worshiped in Toronto, crowned king at BMO Field.

[LesH]

Product name: Stefan Frei
Description: Mobile brick wall
Dimension: 7.31 m x 2.43 m
Position: Tightly fit in the mouth of a standard dimension football-goal
License of usage: Toronto FC
Approved: FIFA