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ParadymeTFC
04-10-2010, 08:35 PM
Ya I went there.

justin
04-10-2010, 08:38 PM
the "is as useless as" thread had potential

MFG1
04-10-2010, 08:41 PM
just boo the asshole every time he touches the ball on thursday. Every single time.....

T.O TILL I DIE
04-10-2010, 08:42 PM
when they announce his name on thursday im forsure gonna boo that wank

RedWookie
04-10-2010, 08:43 PM
I am tempted to join a religion just to pray against Garcia

TheWolf
04-10-2010, 08:44 PM
His name is being Booed 100%

TOBOR !
04-10-2010, 08:46 PM
See what I did there ?

ArmenJBX
04-10-2010, 08:47 PM
lol in b4 lock

T.O TILL I DIE
04-10-2010, 08:48 PM
very creative im quit impressed LMAO

tfc2007
04-10-2010, 08:48 PM
Agreed.

Marc"2L"
04-10-2010, 08:54 PM
Put him in the starting line up.

Boo

Sub in the first minute.

Fire.

epic football history. But we lose the ability to sign ANYBODY.
I don't condone this, but it would be epic.

drewski
04-10-2010, 08:54 PM
well done sir

Krasno.pL.
04-10-2010, 08:55 PM
Im In.. he's done

Adanactfc
04-10-2010, 08:56 PM
hear preki's comment on him? he sounds ticked.

TheWolf
04-10-2010, 08:58 PM
hear preki's comment on him? he sounds ticked.

No, what did he say?

Lennon
04-10-2010, 08:59 PM
Great idea for a banner

Broadview
04-10-2010, 09:01 PM
See what I did there ?

Seriouxly.

tfc2007
04-10-2010, 09:03 PM
So when they announce,
"Number 4, Nickkkkkkkk __________"
what will be in that blank?

TOBOR !
04-10-2010, 09:05 PM
So when they announce,
"Number 4, Nickkkkkkkk __________"
what will be in that blank?

it could be an echo... "Number 4.... Nick" and we all go "GARCIA... SEE YA.... SEE YA... SEE YA... "

tfcmanu
04-10-2010, 09:10 PM
NICK USUCK!

TFC FORZA RPB
04-10-2010, 09:10 PM
Word is he will be signed as our 2nd DP, I don't understand why he still hasn't been released??? I think we need a banner about this one

TFC FORZA RPB
04-10-2010, 09:11 PM
Actually do you know what, if he is not released prior to the home opener, i will sell the remainder of the 12 home game tickets that I currently have.

tfc2007
04-10-2010, 09:12 PM
Realistically, Lets not waste are time on a banner for this. Although he needs to be let go, we should still support the lads that deserve it.

T.O TILL I DIE
04-10-2010, 09:15 PM
breaking news: nick garcia and moe have a physical relationship

Jack
04-10-2010, 09:17 PM
My twitter says it all. I twatted my opinion about Garcia there.

Kevvv
04-10-2010, 09:18 PM
Nick
Fidel
Garcia

twistedchinaman
04-10-2010, 09:31 PM
Dear Nick Garcia,

Please buy yourself a one-way ticket out of Toronto, and disappear. We do not ever want to hear from you again.

Thank you,
-TC

twistedchinaman
04-10-2010, 09:33 PM
Actually do you know what, if he is not released prior to the home opener, i will sell the remainder of the 12 home game tickets that I currently have.

If I had tickets, I'd do the same thing.

But since I don't...I'll do the next best thing. No road trips until Garcia is gone.

JDG
04-10-2010, 09:34 PM
By all accounts he's a good man, but it's clear he has had his day.
As a good man he needs to do the right thing and announce his retirement, effective immediately.
It's clear that the people who are responsible for feilding him as a starter have ulterior motives, or are simply blinded by friendship.

SilverSamurai
04-10-2010, 09:39 PM
I miss the Puerto Rican pylon... :( At least he moved and played with SOME passion...

synyster_gates
04-10-2010, 09:42 PM
the guy has cost us 2 goals a game so far. freaking guy.

Wagner
04-10-2010, 09:44 PM
By all accounts he's a good man, but it's clear he has had his day.
As a good man he needs to do the right thing and announce his retirement, effective immediately.
It's clear that the people who are responsible for feilding him as a starter have ulterior motives, or are simply blinded by friendship.

I like the way you put that.
I agree.

backbeat
04-10-2010, 09:48 PM
Nick needs to retire NOW and become the Assistant to the Assistant General Manager...PLEASE!!

Sign a solid CB and Striker NOW!! just like last year and the year before that...

Chevy
04-10-2010, 09:57 PM
Jordan
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/170149601_13aa4e4483.jpg


Gretzky
http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cf/Gretzky_statue.jpg/200px-Gretzky_statue.jpg


Garcia (work in progress)
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4052050/2/istockphoto_4052050-dejected-man-of-wood.jpg

twistedchinaman
04-10-2010, 09:58 PM
As a good man he needs to do the right thing and announce his retirement, effective immediately.


Let his friend fall on his sword? There's no way Johnston will allow that to happen!

twistedchinaman
04-10-2010, 09:59 PM
I miss the Puerto Rican pylon... :( At least he moved and played with SOME passion...

And actually doesn't cost us as many goals as Garcia has AND has scored a goal that humiliated Montreal at Stade Saputo's grand opening game.

UltraSuperMegaMo
04-10-2010, 10:00 PM
Are the players Jordan's dunking over supposed to look like Zombies?

twistedchinaman
04-10-2010, 10:04 PM
Are the players Jordan's dunking over supposed to look like Zombies?

Or a sickening scientific experiment gone horribly wrong?

(Sorry, a laugh is hard to come by right now...)

Nuvinho
04-10-2010, 10:23 PM
I wish I was like Nick Garcia

suck at football, and get paid close to $200K.....he is my hero.

Gixmo
04-10-2010, 10:43 PM
^^^ Twitter Tweet copy!!!

Pryu
04-10-2010, 10:49 PM
Nick, why are you holding on to your career like you have one. You suck poo, you ding dong! Do all of us a favor and leave town you mofo!

reggie
04-10-2010, 10:56 PM
i blame the assholes that put him on the field still...i already had enough of pricky,the fucker does not get along with anybody..his doghouse is the size of the hilton.

Bars92
04-10-2010, 11:26 PM
it just goes to show how hard it is to find a quality CB in MLS, when TFC management decides that Garcia is right for the job

koryo
04-10-2010, 11:33 PM
Please stop this thread.

Sharphish.

If you're not completely thick them it's obvious that Garcia is rubbish. As is - to date - the rest of the team.

No need for yet another thread that accomplishes nothing.

BoJangles
04-10-2010, 11:41 PM
Heres a song I wrote about garcia tonight actually :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCsOiCJl8uk

Lucky Strike
04-10-2010, 11:55 PM
Shameless advertising: Check Garcia's entry for numerous adjectives on his play.

http://64.13.252.151/forums/showthread.php?p=970645#post970645

BoJangles
04-11-2010, 12:08 AM
JCsOiCJl8uk

This was a little song I wrote tonight in honor of a complete low point for TFC, its fans, and of course. Nick Garcia.

All lyrics (except chorus) was spontaneous.

My bad for messing up somewhere around the first chorus.

TFCUNITED
04-11-2010, 12:25 AM
The song is pretty good. :yesnod:

James17930
04-11-2010, 07:00 AM
He needs to retire immediately.

Someone needs to make him retire immediately.

poppamidnight
04-11-2010, 07:08 AM
Is anyone going to that "season kickoff" thing Tuesday where u meet the players?

Somebody needs to inform this guy face-to-face, what an embarrassment he is, and see what he has to say...

In fact, I'm contemplating dropping off a letter to Mo informing him that I will work for exactly 1/2 of Garcia's salary and demand a tryout where I can go 1-on-1 w/ this clown....
I'm confident that an out-of-shape random fan can outdefend this guy,


Heck... Get a senior citizen to come try and and just tell them to kick the ball out of bounds whenever it comes their way.... Even THAT would be better than Garcia

EDIT: Wasn't that what Braz did? Just kick it out of bounds every time?.... Sheesh I must be loosing it to think that Braz is actually better than someone

onemanbarmyarmy
04-11-2010, 07:09 AM
The fact that he wears that stupid head string should have been the first sign that he sucks. That is the crap icing on the shit cake known as Garcia. If he starts the next game Preki has already lost the plot. I can see it happening though as Preki seems the type to stick with mistakes just so he doesn't have to admit he was wrong.

onemanbarmyarmy
04-11-2010, 07:11 AM
I'm confident that an out-of-shape random fan can outdefend this guy,


Heck... Get a senior citizen to come try and and just tell them to kick the ball out of bounds whenever it comes their way.... Even THAT would be better than Garcia
I'm confident a BROKEN piece of gym equipment like an old tetherball pole or an half filled medicine ball could out defend Garcia. At least not pass the ball back for an opposing forward to have a breakaway.

MUFC_Niagara
04-11-2010, 07:23 AM
I am confident that my dog could out defend Garcia. She's agile, has pace, never gives up on getting the ball, and you can never get the ball off her once she has it!

Bombonera
04-11-2010, 09:33 AM
I just keep wondering how it is remotely possible that this guy is still around... Serioux goes, and Garcia not only stays but starts?
I was looking forward to Thursday night, to a new season. But now the beer garden is gone, but Garcia... Even Carver would have benched him.. if MO would have let him to do so.
At this point I wonder whetehr I am even agnry about this, or just unbelievably embarassed... embarassed that I am still clinging to my season seats. THis used to be fun.. should be fun...

222Westside
04-11-2010, 09:43 AM
I missed the game, but just saw the highlights.... the back 4 gave 3 goals away. We've had so many changes, I can't keep track of who was on the back line, but they were awful. First goal defender on the wrong side of the forward, then what can I say about another classic Garcia moment, and that beautiful back pass for the fourth. This team brutal.

TFCREDNWHITE
04-11-2010, 10:49 AM
Garcia sucks shit!!!!!!

billyfly
04-11-2010, 10:55 AM
http://urbaneblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/larry-murphy.jpg

Larry Murphy


http://landoftheleaf.com/files/2009/04/bryan-mccabe2.jpg

Bryan Mccabe

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/soccer/story_preview/2009/07/10/tfc_rested_ready_to_fix_road_woes.jpg

Nick Garcia


What do they all have in common?

HATED Toronto defensive players. Will Nick be run out of town as well?

SteeltownBhoy
04-11-2010, 12:38 PM
Lets see, what job can we give Nicky to retire. I know, don't we need someone to mow the grass at BMO. Great future, job security and 200k off the cap.

Nicky the Grounds keeper has a nice ring to it !!!

KezmanCCCC
04-11-2010, 12:43 PM
I could play better than nick garcia and i have a torn ACL.... maybe mo can sign me...

Stryker
04-11-2010, 12:45 PM
Lets see, what job can we give Nicky to retire. I know, don't we need someone to mow the grass at BMO. Great future, job security and 200k off the cap.

Nicky the Grounds keeper has a nice ring to it !!!

Better yet how about we not pay him nothing and a few of the pot holes on the 401 get mysteriously filled.

Bombonera
04-11-2010, 02:19 PM
If we have to keep him, perhaps we can loan him to the Burrito stand at the north end...

Better free Burrito's for us than Free goals for all comers...

prizby
04-12-2010, 11:20 AM
NICK GARCIA FOR RIGHT BACK!!!

who saw that cross to DeRo?

Gazza
04-12-2010, 11:22 AM
NICK GARCIA FOR RIGHT BACK!!!

who saw that cross to DeRo?
play of the game from our standpoint! pure class! don't know whether to laugh or cry....or drink!

jenkinsm
04-12-2010, 11:24 AM
NICK GARCIA FOR RIGHT BACK!!!

who saw that cross to DeRo?

It was a great cross. I'll give him that. But itwas Dero that made that so pretty. We see a number of those crosses from different players every game with no results.

And Garcia is WAY too slow for RB.

FootieChick
04-12-2010, 11:24 AM
Guys... personal attacks. I'm no fan of Garcia myself... I almost got my self kicked off the board due to my hatred towards the 'man' (?).

Either way, booing might not work, I think complete utter silence might do the trick.

drewski
04-12-2010, 11:25 AM
NICK GARCIA FOR RIGHT BACK!!!

who saw that cross to DeRo?


even a blind squirrel finds an chestnut once in a while

Gazza
04-12-2010, 11:29 AM
even a blind squirrel finds an chestnut once in a while
Good point, although i'd trust that even the blind squirrel wouldn't give the ball to the other team the way Garcia does. And the squirrel, regardless of what direction it runs in, would be ten times faster too!

Boondaddy
04-12-2010, 11:32 AM
Guys... personal attacks. I'm no fan of Garcia myself... I almost got my self kicked off the board due to my hatred towards the 'man' (?).

Either way, booing might not work, I think complete utter silence might do the trick.

I'm so annoyed with Garcia as well but I agree with you, booing and banners is not the way to go. He's GOT to go but in the meantime, he is still TFC and we support the team.

No good will come from shitting on our own club.

Mango Kid
04-12-2010, 11:32 AM
So when they announce,
"Number 4, Nickkkkkkkk __________"
what will be in that blank?

"Piece of shit" might not be the right answer, but it is the first that comes to mind.

Gazza
04-12-2010, 11:35 AM
If you paid to go to the game and you feel like booing, then it's your prerogative...i just don't see how it can be productive especially to the morale of a team that's already so low.

P-NUTZ
04-12-2010, 11:46 AM
I posted this before - Dynamo's Ching on Garcia, after Garcia called Ching's teamate Kamara a 'mental midget' in the press while playing for San Jose:

"They (SJ) got a dummy in the centre of thier defence, and that just gives us motivation to score goals on them. Because they have an idiot on thier team...for me, I wanted to blow them out"

Later that week Houston went to San Jose and beat them 3 -1.

The opposition must relish playing against Garcia. I would.

Bloor West FC
04-12-2010, 11:49 AM
:yesnod: I think Garcia should be our captain.:hump:




:hide:just kidding, ship him out!!

JDG
04-12-2010, 01:03 PM
Ives chimes in:

http://www.soccerbyives.net/soccer_by_ives/2010/04/mls-week-3-a-look-back.html


Toronto FC fans that made the trek to see TFC's 4-1 drubbing at the hands of New England had to be asking themselves why it was Jim Brennan, and not Nick Garcia, that retired. Garcia is a liability and Toronto is (at least) two centerbacks away from being a serious playoff contender.