Name this play..

[Dub Narcotic]

Toronto, by some miracle, has the ball. Sanyan/Robinson passes it to Garcia/Serioux, who pass it back to Sanyang/Robinson (about three feet is covered here). Sanyang/Robinson then passes it backwards to either Attakora or Brennan. Attakora or Brennan hesitate for a second like they are actually considering options, then launch it into the opposing eighteen yard box where the opposing goalkeeper picks it up. This is TFC's entire offense, so I think it needs a name.

I am leaning towards the 'Pink Floyd', because the path the ball takes reminds me of the triangle on the 'Dark Side of the Moon' cover. The rainbow is the final useless ball.

http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/364/cover_2213172112008.JPG

[thepersianguy]

the facepalm

[Brooker]

LOL! how can something be so frustrating and so funny at the same time.

the Pink Floyd it is. learn it.

[Mikey]

It's the Desperado.

[jloome]

OR just the "Floyd", as that allows for more time to let the backstory be told over a pint.

[jabbronies]

The hot potatoe

[Roogsy]

Isildur's Bane.

[boysblue]

Clever and accurate thread. If you can somehow incorporate the futility of their cross balls, the ineptitude of the strike force and the seeming disinterest of Saturday night in Colorado then I will Dub thee genius.

[Shakes McQueen]

Isildur's Bane.

I bet I'm one of 2-3 people who actually get's this reference.

- Scott

[jloome]

Clever and accurate thread. If you can somehow incorporate the futility of their cross balls, the ineptitude of the strike force and the seeming disinterest of Saturday night in Colorado then I will Dub thee genius.

"Floyd and the Unholy Trinity."

[MartinUtd]

Hail Mary

[Roogsy]

I bet I'm one of 2-3 people who actually get's this reference.

- Scott

:lol:

[cmonyoureds]

tactics, but only if said dripping with sarcasm

[iansmcl]

The Aristocrats!

[billyfly]

I bet I'm one of 2-3 people who actually get's this reference.

- Scott

I get it. Who doesn't get it?

[Redpunkfiddle]

I get it. Who doesn't get it?

Yas.... The 1 billion dollar movie franchise thing took away that little niche of nerdom.

[billyfly]

Yeah. The shards of Narsil just doesn't have the same feeling anymore.

[morgank1986]

Comfortably Numb?

[twistedchinaman]

The WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!

[TOBOR !]

Route 2

edit - actually maybe that's Cummins entire philosophy. Muck about with it at the back making it seem as though you're controlling the game and welly it up the pitch as soon as the opposing striker scowls at you. Since the goal of Route One football is to put the ball into the back of the goal, or at least to another of your players, we must be using Route Two.

[ensco]

The Dieppe

[fetajr]

its "Boot it" by Michael Jackson

[1st Verse]
They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Boot It, Just Boot It

[2nd Verse]
You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Boot It, But You Wanna Be Bad

[Chorus]
Just Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Boot It, Boot It
Just Boot It, Boot It
Just Boot It, Boot It
Just Boot It, Boot It

[3rd Verse]
They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Boot It, Just Boot It

[4th Verse]
You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared
You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare
They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You,
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair
So Boot It, But You Wanna Be Bad

[Chorus]
Just Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

[Chorus]
Just Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It

[Chorus]
Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

[Chorus]
Just Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right

[Chorus]
Just Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

[Chorus]
Just Boot It, Boot It, Boot It, Boot It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Boot It, Boot It
Boot It, Boot It, Boot It

[mastermixer]

As funny as this thread is, you have to wonder if it is actually a tactic TFC is trying to use or the players just do not have soccer IQ and just forget what to do?
BTW.. I'd like to call it the "4th and 10"

[DangerRed]

The Aristocrats!

Now THAT is hilarious.

"Holy fuck -- what the hell do you call that????"

"The ARISTOCRATS!!!"

And then Cummins does a backflip.

[Lucky Strike]

The Aristocrats!

Awww, that's what I was going to say... :D

[fetajr]

its also called

"an Argentinian or Brazilian coach would shit on his players if they ever did that" play

[Parkdale]

play: TBA