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TFC USA
08-13-2009, 09:25 PM
Donovan contracted the H1N1 flu virus (apparently in the US) and boom that's the official excuse for why we lost.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/grant_wahl/08/13/donovan.flu.ap/


He may be sick but I want to call bullshit on this.

ArmenJBX
08-13-2009, 09:28 PM
People don't make things up like that...If he has it then he has it. Good luck, and get well soon.

Antoshka
08-13-2009, 09:30 PM
1) i hope he's gonna get better soon
2) im not going to any more mls games

TFC USA
08-13-2009, 09:31 PM
Guess that's going to be the excuse for his ass getting torn apart in the Mexico game.

Hope he gets better for the country, not his piece o'shit club. :D

wzhxvy
08-13-2009, 09:33 PM
I dont believe he didnt catch it in Mexico...

Darlofletch
08-13-2009, 10:34 PM
cue pig related tifos next time we play LA.

TFC USA
08-13-2009, 10:51 PM
I want to say this is suspicious since he's been billed as Jesus in the USA and he didn't play well at all.

Would this be the excuse for his poor play?

We've been trying to build him up as American Pele and one off-game wouldn't do his image any good.


Or he could be sick at the worst possible time. I guess that must be the answer.

CretanBull
08-14-2009, 02:33 AM
I'm so torn on Landacakes. My gut says "Landon you're a cunt" but at the same time I can't help but to empathize for him at the same time...when the Beckham circus leaves town in LA, he'll be the guy that was there from the begining and the guy who will be there when it's all over with, and I can't help but respect that. Plus, he's done a lot for the USMNT and what's good for them is good for us....

Red CB Toronto
08-14-2009, 04:49 AM
I'm so torn on Landacakes. My gut says "Landon you're a cunt" but at the same time I can't help but to empathize for him at the same time...when the Beckham circus leaves town in LA, he'll be the guy that was there from the begining and the guy who will be there when it's all over with, and I can't help but respect that. Plus, he's done a lot for the USMNT and what's good for them is good for us....

Landon is the face of US Soccer, he is one of the premier players in the MLS and derserves all the respect on the pitch because if you don't he will burn you, he reached 100 caps at age 26 when Becks got his at 32, that says alot in my mind about what type of player he is. Hope he gets better soon so we can all appreciate his skill on the pitch in 100% form. I know a lot of you have a dislike for him but this issue is one of a serious matter and no laughing matter, I can no way that this was an excuse.

Redcoe15
08-14-2009, 09:53 AM
Donovan may be an insufferable asshole, but nobody deserves to come down with that. Here's hoping he gets well soon.

Shaughno
08-14-2009, 09:55 AM
It's Grant Wahl, he was probably giving Landon head at the time he wrote that article. He's just making up excuses for Landy forgetting to play against Mexico.

ArmenJBX
08-14-2009, 10:12 AM
Why do people hate Landon? What was the cause, like, what has he said? Sorry, I've just never actually heard him say anything incredibly assholish to warrant hate like this.

Shaughno
08-14-2009, 10:19 AM
:lol: Have you ever seen his on field antics? The shit he's pulled while playing against Canada? Plus, he thinks he's king shit, when really he's just shit.

AL-MO
08-14-2009, 10:20 AM
Why do people hate Landon? What was the cause, like, what has he said? Sorry, I've just never actually heard him say anything incredibly assholish to warrant hate like this.

He is just a douchebag.

Have you ever seen him take a penalty?

ArmenJBX
08-14-2009, 10:24 AM
So he's a bit of a showoff, doesn't mean he's a cunt.

Shaughno
08-14-2009, 10:25 AM
He's a cunt and a sad, sad, womanly version of a man. :lol:

bertal
08-14-2009, 10:26 AM
wow!

Fort York Redcoat
08-14-2009, 10:27 AM
^it's part of the game ffs.

I can't wait for him to get over it, which he will, he's an athlete, so I have more fodder for him when he visits.

Dirk Diggler
08-14-2009, 10:56 AM
I wonder how many other professional footballers have had swine flu. I think Micah Richards (I believe it was him?) was the first one to contract the flu.

Brooker
08-14-2009, 05:23 PM
Landycakes is so soft i bet he'll actually die.

Yohan
08-14-2009, 05:45 PM
Landycakes is so soft i bet he'll actually die.
c'mon dude.
that's a pretty cruel thing to say

canadian_bhoy
08-14-2009, 06:47 PM
Landon Donovan's body has gone viral! SUM and Don Garber must be really excited!

SilverSamurai
08-14-2009, 08:20 PM
^it's part of the game ffs.

I can't wait for him to get over it, which he will, he's an athlete, so I have more fodder for him when he visits.
Well according to some teams so is diving.
But we should be ok with that since it's just part of the game...:rolleyes:

Still I'll admit he's a good player, but he's definitely a douchespoon...

mighty_torontofc_2008
08-16-2009, 08:11 PM
if Landon does have swine flu.. and travels with the team ,,it brings the term when pigs fly , to reality