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__wowza
06-19-2009, 09:41 AM
here's my story:

i was at the comedy bar yesterday with my sketch comedy troupe "the SuperCult" (check that shit out on facebook). we were going on in five minutes for a competition that lead to entry into the toronto sketch comedy festival (litterally, the olympics of sketch comedy). we didnt run lines, we didnt warm up, we parked ourselves in front of a television set and watched chad barrett and amado fucking guveara net a victory.

so we went on stage, litterally RIGHT AFTER THIS, killed it, moved onto the second round of the competition (shameless plug, its tonight at 9:30PM at the comedy bar, $8 tickets and cheeeeap drinks). now, not only did we go out drinking heavily with troupes from winnipeg and new york afterwards in celebration of our victory, but we also went out and drank to celebrate the TFC win, which they were more than happy to celebrate with us (they were watching the game too commenting on how fucking nuts TFC fans are), but here's where things get a tad hairy...


I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING TREE


in ajax none the less. now, i don't know anyone who lives in ajax. nor do i remember climbing into the loving arms of sed tree. regardless i woke up sprawled out like a panther in the branches of a tree after having used a donatable clothing bag as a pillow. no idea how i got there from a show that happend close to Ossington station. to wrap this all up, i managed to make it into work today on time, i have sap in my hair, and i feel great about the double win.

anyone else have an interesting TFC inspired night?

MG42
06-19-2009, 09:43 AM
:lol:

Shaughno
06-19-2009, 09:43 AM
Wowzas is right. That's an amazing story. :rofl:

I_AM_CANADIAN
06-19-2009, 09:45 AM
LOL.... wow. I'm getting some weird looks but I just cracked up that story. A tree in Ajax... that is just too funny. :D

yanggoh
06-19-2009, 09:47 AM
hahaha amazing

flatpicker
06-19-2009, 09:47 AM
That is one heck of a story!

Perhaps you are Manamal but you don't realise it yet?

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Yohan
06-19-2009, 09:47 AM
lmao. one of greatest TFC inspired story ever

redangeldragnet
06-19-2009, 09:51 AM
While you're at it, go see The Hangover! Canada's #1 comedy!

Blazer
06-19-2009, 09:54 AM
Impressive balance Wowza!

__wowza
06-19-2009, 09:59 AM
While you're at it, go see The Hangover! Canada's #1 comedy!

last time i had a night like the hangover, i woke up with a hooters tshirt on and a sandal hanging out of my ass. my buddy had his hands spray painted black, a fire exit sign from the phoenix on his desk and a checkered flag.

someone tell me where the fuck you find a 6 foot wide checkered flag?
note: the indy WAS NOT in town

Kevvv
06-19-2009, 10:04 AM
warning to anyone searching "SuperCult" - be careful what you click on :D

__wowza
06-19-2009, 10:08 AM
warning to anyone searching "SuperCult" - be careful what you click on :D

hahahaha. thats why i said facebook that shit. theres a .com thats an alt porn site, kinda like suicidegirls but less popular. the owner tried suing us.

seriously though, no one else went and got tanked and did some crazy shit? am i the only one who went to work on 2 hours of sleep? am i the only one who wore the same clothes as he did yesterday and smells like salad dressing?

Carts
06-19-2009, 10:15 AM
I'm pretty much a boozer, I don't remember much of what I do (like going to the jester to celebrate last night after scallywags LOL - Mrs. Carts filled me in), but I've never woke up in a tree... THATS AWESOME!!!

Carts...

KdotOdot
06-19-2009, 10:24 AM
Pretty fucked up. And real fucking dangerous. Remember that Barrie kid who ran away from home after his parwnts took away his x box? Yeah well he decided to sleep in a tree, needless to say we all know how that story ends.

__wowza
06-19-2009, 10:36 AM
Pretty fucked up. And real fucking dangerous. Remember that Barrie kid who ran away from home after his parwnts took away his x box? Yeah well he decided to sleep in a tree, needless to say we all know how that story ends.

i'm going to that special place in hell reserved for child molestors and people who talk in the theatre.

__wowza
06-19-2009, 10:38 AM
http://newdealme.com/achieve.JPG

eustacchio
06-19-2009, 10:51 AM
How'd you get to work this morning?

__wowza
06-19-2009, 10:53 AM
How'd you get to work this morning?

took the heel toe express. i work at eglington and don mills..

eustacchio
06-19-2009, 11:02 AM
Man, definitely one of the funniest things that I've read. I'll be telling this story to everyone.

greatwhitenorf
06-19-2009, 11:33 AM
As Cliff from Cheers might say: 'That pretty much describes your typical alien abduction situation.'

TFCUNITED
01-20-2010, 03:02 AM
How long did it take you to realize you were in Ajax?

Auzzy
01-20-2010, 09:45 AM
^ Wow, this IS an even better story, somebody fell asleep & woke up up 7 months later ;) ;)


EDIT: Just joking, I realize you weren't even on the board when that thread was posted...

TFCUNITED
01-20-2010, 11:52 AM
HAHA. This was being talked about in another thread and I decided to go find it. I mean...how do you find out your in Ajax? :D