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king dave
04-25-2009, 05:31 PM
Just a thought, but I could get some business done with the components at my disposal.
Well?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3346/3473879753_ce703bf2f6.jpg?v=0
KD.

InTheCrowd
04-25-2009, 05:32 PM
I don't know about interim coach, but you look like you've got a good chance at water boy.

deeznutz
04-25-2009, 05:33 PM
only if you get to hold a beer in hand on the pitch!

London
04-25-2009, 05:38 PM
i certinly would enjoy your gameday antics, would you wear a real suit or the classic warm-up suit?

ExiledRed
04-25-2009, 05:38 PM
Signing KD as coach would be the greatest moment in the history of TFC.

It's a shame that MLSE wont put up the substantial cash that would be needed to allow such a deal to go through, but if they did.....

Come on MLSE, get er done. Put the King on his throne, and TFC will rule the league.

rocker
04-25-2009, 05:39 PM
King Dave should be our Designated Anthem Singer.

Kevvv
04-25-2009, 05:42 PM
I don't know about interim coach, but you look like you've got a good chance at water boy.

It wouldn't be water, except maybe as mix.

Kevvv
04-25-2009, 05:42 PM
Just a thought, but I could get some business done with the components at my disposal.
Well?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3346/3473879753_ce703bf2f6.jpg?v=0
KD.


Hey, don't let Kathy style your hair, ya douchebag.

king dave
04-25-2009, 05:45 PM
Okay, who voted against me?
KD.

ExiledRed
04-25-2009, 05:47 PM
I'll bet it was nascar

Kevvv
04-25-2009, 05:48 PM
Okay, who voted against me?
KD.


The rumours are true - Mo checks the boards.

Parkdale
04-25-2009, 05:52 PM
would he also sing the anthems?


oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
caaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna-duh!


(I vote yes)

king dave
04-25-2009, 05:55 PM
would he also sing the anthems?


oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
caaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnna-duh!


(I vote yes)
Where are your seats again?
Just for the record.
KD.

king dave
04-25-2009, 06:00 PM
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KD.

Parkdale
04-25-2009, 06:05 PM
the first guy to heckle Coach Dave would be in for trouble.
I can picture Coach Dave walking into the stands "Okay, which one of you douchebags said that?!?!?!"

wzhxvy
04-25-2009, 06:22 PM
Only if he selects Jesus as his assistant and health & conditioning coach

Canadian Blue
04-25-2009, 06:25 PM
ridiculous.......I don't know why i wasted my time by opening this thread

rocker
04-25-2009, 06:25 PM
Only if he selects Jesus as his assistant and health & conditioning coach

jesus is the keeper coach

London
04-25-2009, 06:55 PM
^^^^^Jesus saves , Dichio scores!!!!

i got dibs on this 2-stick

Cambridge_Red
04-25-2009, 06:55 PM
I thought he was already King of all douchebags how would you be able to do both jobs??

InTheCrowd
04-25-2009, 07:11 PM
Jesus backwards sounds like sausage.

Cambridge_Red
04-25-2009, 07:12 PM
Jesus backwards sounds like sausage.

FUCK you're right..;)

nascarguy
04-25-2009, 07:19 PM
lol yeah right good chance at water boy

flatpicker
04-25-2009, 07:27 PM
At least if King Dave was in charge we are guaranteed to have a large number of great 2-sticks in the crowd!!

Not to mention a chant of "Douche! Douche! Douche! Douche!..."

James Oliphant
04-25-2009, 08:02 PM
Where's the "douchebag" option in the poll?

Rocco
04-25-2009, 08:42 PM
i voted yes for KD... Coach Dave for president!

dag
04-25-2009, 09:01 PM
Don't know the man aside from his posts to this board, but I'll drink to that. :drinking:

GOOMF
04-25-2009, 10:10 PM
lol lol

s2cazz
04-25-2009, 10:17 PM
all joking aside ... he would do a better job than Mo

twistedchinaman
04-26-2009, 04:57 AM
I don't know about interim coach, but you look like you've got a good chance at water boy.

^ Blasphemy! :D

The man shall be Designated Anthem Singer, that's already been established. Coach, sorry dude...can't see it happening. :D

twistedchinaman
04-26-2009, 04:59 AM
At least if King Dave was in charge we are guaranteed to have a large number of great 2-sticks in the crowd!!

Not to mention a chant of "Douche! Douche! Douche! Douche!..."

Oh that is the best ever! :lol:

denime
04-26-2009, 07:30 AM
ridiculous.......I don't know why i wasted my time by opening this thread

And than you "wasted"even more to write something too.:rolleyes:


KD I'll vote yes if you promise to sing Canadian anthem before every game.

nascarguy
04-26-2009, 07:33 AM
Okay, who voted against me?
KD.


I'll bet it was nascar
damm right :drinking::drinking::drinking::drinking::drinking:

koryo
04-26-2009, 07:42 AM
King Dave as head coach. Our tactical nous would be "GET HIM...GET HIM!" and, of course, "DOUCHEBAG".

Get it done!

pekduck
04-26-2009, 07:50 AM
King Dave as head coach. Our tactical nous would be "GET HIM...GET HIM!" and, of course, "DOUCHEBAG".

Get it done!

add...."IN THE BOX!" and "EAT IT!" :rolleyes:

InTheCrowd
04-26-2009, 08:58 AM
Get er done!

scooter
04-26-2009, 09:06 AM
add...."IN THE BOX!" and "EAT IT!" :rolleyes:


yes yes yes yes
kd for president:drinking::drinking::drinking:

scooter
04-26-2009, 09:07 AM
sorry wrong thread

ExiledRed
04-26-2009, 10:13 AM
Thinking about it, I can't afford to be helping to raise the money for his weekly fines, that are certain to breach +$1000

The Kingpin
04-26-2009, 10:16 AM
I'd rather pay the fines vs. the bar bill!!

I_AM_CANADIAN
04-26-2009, 07:37 PM
If Carver got fined $750 for calling a ref a 'disgrace', I can only imagine what the league would make king dave cough up for calling a ref a douchebag. :D

billyfly
04-26-2009, 08:45 PM
Talked to KD today and it only cemented my opinion even more than ever that the man needs to lead TFC into the playoffs.

GeorgeB
04-26-2009, 08:50 PM
KD can lick my balls

RedWookie
04-26-2009, 08:52 PM
if anybody could get a bigger supporters section it would be coach dave

ExiledRed
04-26-2009, 11:14 PM
KD can lick my balls

KD can lick his own balls.

can you?:D

Kevvv
04-26-2009, 11:15 PM
KD can lick my balls


But he won't, and that's why you're so bitchy all the time

yellowfellow
04-26-2009, 11:16 PM
Fire King Dave!!!

just getting a head start....:D:D

Workie
04-26-2009, 11:16 PM
KD can lick my balls

Please with those track pants you wear. KD has taste. :D

Kevvv
04-26-2009, 11:17 PM
KD can lick his own balls.

can you?:D


Saggy scrotum, eh? Sucks getting old.

Parkdale
04-27-2009, 08:21 AM
can we get Craiger on as the assistant coach?

AL-MO
04-27-2009, 04:59 PM
KD can lick my balls

na na na na na

AL-MO
04-27-2009, 05:00 PM
King Dave as head coach. Our tactical nous would be "GET HIM...GET HIM!" and, of course, "DOUCHEBAG".

Get it done!

I know exactly how KD would look on the sidelines....saw him in action in Charleston...

Constant pacing and alot of "GET HIM" for sure Koryo. :D

James Oliphant
04-27-2009, 05:19 PM
can we get Craiger on as the assistant coach?

Pretty sure it was already a package deal.

twistedchinaman
04-27-2009, 10:20 PM
Pretty sure it was already a package deal.

No...I'm pretty sure it's nascar. :D

ExiledRed
04-27-2009, 11:26 PM
No...I'm pretty sure it's nascar. :D

No Nascar get's Mo's job

rocker
04-28-2009, 08:40 AM
Nascar writes as clearly as Mo's accent ;)... perfect fit

ExiledRed
04-28-2009, 10:30 AM
And Nascar would get us DP, by Sunday or Paul would be gone.

GlenM
04-28-2009, 08:39 PM
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE

YES

GlenM

the-lower-eastsider
04-29-2009, 01:47 AM
add...."IN THE BOX!" and "EAT IT!" :rolleyes:
pekduck's right. although he usually yells "get in the box". 36X a game.
sir lump-a-lot

nancymiranda
04-29-2009, 10:35 AM
King Dave would be an awesome Coach!!!! Would probably get red-carded alot, but still... would be very entertaining!