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TOBOR !
04-11-2009, 05:17 PM
Hey, I like this guy - his work ethic is top notch, but lately he's been a bit 'square peg, round hole' if you get my meaning. He's been profligate, but not in a Jeff Cunnigham (#96 because that's how many goals he's scored in MLS, never to see #97 in a Toronto kit) sort of way. The header he missed today was comical. He had a wide open goal, he saw where he wanted to put the ball, but all he came away with was bits of rubber stuck to his forehead. So, at his expense, let's have a bit of fun :

...couldn't find a Tim Horton's in Hamilton

okay, now you do one.

The Kingpin
04-11-2009, 05:25 PM
Couldn't score in a whore house...

Redcoe15
04-11-2009, 05:38 PM
Couldn't find the back of the net with a map and a compass. :prrr:

TOBOR !
04-11-2009, 05:41 PM
Couldn't find the back of the net with a map and a compass. :prrr:

come on, do better.

Dunc
04-11-2009, 05:41 PM
Couldn't finish his dinner

(he's no samuel to be fair)

Redcoe15
04-11-2009, 05:43 PM
Couldn't strike if he belonged to a union.

TFC Bhoy
04-11-2009, 05:48 PM
couldn't find a pub in Ireland

FluSH
04-11-2009, 05:49 PM
Chad... I still have your back! don't listen to these fooools! =P

Antoshka
04-11-2009, 05:49 PM
gayfish

Dirk Diggler
04-11-2009, 05:49 PM
Couldn't score a ticket for a Columbus Crew game.

LucaGol
04-11-2009, 05:50 PM
I'm starting to realize why Chicago fans were so disenfranchised with this player.

He plays soccer like he's wearing flippers. I mean his footwork is horrendous.

Dirk Diggler
04-11-2009, 05:51 PM
gayfish

Lmao.

TOBOR !
04-11-2009, 05:53 PM
Couldn't strike if he belonged to a union.

:) - I knew you could do it !

TorCanSoc
04-11-2009, 05:54 PM
Couldn't score on a ten dollar hooker.

Carts
04-11-2009, 06:13 PM
Barrett is paid to score - or at least hit the damn target!

I love his work ethic, which gives him some rope, some room for extra time... BUT, he must start putting the ball in the net for us to be successfull...

Carts...

Stryker
04-11-2009, 06:15 PM
Couldn't score in a whore house...
with a fist full of fiftys.

Marc"2L"
04-11-2009, 06:18 PM
Couldn't hack the Gibson with acid burn AND Crash Override in tow....

What?

Sally Mack
04-11-2009, 06:54 PM
Couldn't wheel a shopping cart

[NBF]
04-11-2009, 06:56 PM
..... The reason why Andrea Lombardo wants to make a comeback in the MLS...... to make sure Chad Barrett doesnt break his record for hitting more ball girls, fans, and policemen.:rolleyes::D:noidea:

InTheCrowd
04-11-2009, 07:08 PM
......... couldn't score Miss Cunningham.

Pachuco
04-11-2009, 07:15 PM
Actually, Carver is even worst for playing him.

LucaGol
04-11-2009, 07:20 PM
;464486']..... The reason why Andrea Lombardo wants to make a comeback in the MLS...... to make sure Chad Barrett doesnt break his record for hitting more ball girls, fans, and policemen.:rolleyes::D:noidea:

For all the grief we give that guy ... Andrea Lombardo was a 19-20 year old with Andy Welsh providing him service (Ronnie O was injured).

Chad Barrett is in his mid-20's with Dwayne de Rosario and Amado Guevara to play with.

FluSH
04-11-2009, 08:14 PM
P.S. Barrett deserved that call... would have been a PK.

jabbronies
04-11-2009, 08:24 PM
For the record, the Linesman on the West side was out to fucking lunch, he botched calls on both teams, he was unsure about offside calls on both team. He just looked fucking lost.

bhoybobby
04-11-2009, 08:31 PM
Couldn't score on his wedding night & shouldn't be playing in mls.

billyfly
04-11-2009, 09:31 PM
I'll steal one from one of the other guys in another thread.

He's all Swedish...no Finnish.

apetimberlake
04-11-2009, 10:07 PM
Couldn't find a ladyboy in a Thailand.



Anyways, this guys job is to score goals, thats it, nothing else.
His header today off the rebound was hard to watch.

pimpslapt
04-11-2009, 10:55 PM
couldn't find the ground if he was knocked unconscious

noochie
04-11-2009, 11:01 PM
couldn't find a teenage girl at a Hannah Montana concert

J .
04-11-2009, 11:44 PM
is going to find his form and score for us

Pachuco
04-12-2009, 12:18 AM
Can't find his penis while taking a pee.

Lennon
04-12-2009, 12:41 AM
This team won't get anywhere as long as he's our starting striker ... sure he hustles and gives it all he's got, but Barrett is just another Jeff Cunningham ... please give Vitti more then a minute on the field next week Concrete Carver ...

TOBOR !
04-12-2009, 07:33 AM
..just remembered one :

couldn't hit the ocean if he fell out of a boat

Davenport
04-12-2009, 08:42 AM
..just remembered one :

couldn't hit the ocean if he fell out of a boat
Couldn't score in a brothel.....

Get In There
04-12-2009, 08:51 AM
Couldn't hit tail at a porn shoot

B

Bloor West FC
04-12-2009, 08:56 AM
Can't find his shades while there on his face!!

Davenport
04-12-2009, 08:59 AM
Can't find his classes while there on his face!!
..... ?

Bloor West FC
04-12-2009, 09:02 AM
..... ?

shades

Davenport
04-12-2009, 09:10 AM
shades
Thanks....nice one.

Oor Wullie
04-12-2009, 09:35 AM
couldn't put the ball in the lake

InTheCrowd
04-12-2009, 10:15 AM
Couldn't score in a brothel.....

Our whole section was shouting/chanting that lol.

eustacchio
04-12-2009, 10:18 AM
Couldn't hack the Gibson with acid burn AND Crash Override in tow....

What?

aaaaaahahahaha...couldn't find the net in the place he put that thing that time

craigtfc
04-12-2009, 10:36 AM
couldn't score in a womens prison with a handfull of pardons.

Dale_Rojo
04-12-2009, 02:13 PM
.......... Couldn't hit the other end of a zip line ;)

ensco
04-12-2009, 02:18 PM
Maybe Barrett should sit, but this thread is over the top.

It's only four games, and he has had some decent moments. He's no Cunny, not even close, Chad does care, and hustles. He doesn't deserve this level of venom.

If there's someone to be blamed for his contract, it's not him.

Radical idea: how about we cheer for him next time he comes on?

trane
04-12-2009, 02:21 PM
I am one of those who thinks Barret shuold sit, but clearly he is not "the' problem on this team. Nor is he even close to Cunny.

Dale_Rojo
04-12-2009, 02:22 PM
Maybe Barrett should sit, but this thread is over the top.

It's only four games, and he has had some decent moments. He's no Cunny, not even close, Chad does care, and hustles. He doesn't deserve this level of venom.

If there's someone to be blamed for his contract, it's not him.

Radical idea: how about we cheer for him next time he comes on?

my god man. WE knew he couldnt finish before comming here. WHY does he even start anymore . Vitti Earned his start VS seattle and Barrett PLayed like crap. How does Vitti Sit then?? Because carver hates argentina??

InTheCrowd
04-12-2009, 02:25 PM
Radical idea: how about we cheer for him next time he comes on?

I like it. :D

Also let's please not go jumping all over the bandwagon after a couple of games. Remember how he was last season? He's creating chances, once he gets out of his mental state he'll be killer!

ExiledRed
04-12-2009, 02:26 PM
my god man. WE knew he couldnt finish before comming here. WHY does he even start anymore . Vitti Earned his start VS seattle and Barrett PLayed like crap. How does Vitti Sit then?? Because carver hates argentina??

Carver hates argentina?

Oh please! that is so pathetic it's untrue.

He didn't play player x so he must hate player x's country and family.

Dichio should have started every game this season, but hasn't. Does that mean Carver hates the english? Or does it mean that he may be worryingly short of clues?

I'd go with the latter, myself.

InTheCrowd
04-12-2009, 02:27 PM
Remember guys, we can't only play to our strengths. We have to consider our opponents weaknesses.

eustacchio
04-12-2009, 03:01 PM
I was only playing off of the Hackers reference.

Barrett will get out of his slump...hopefully sooner than later.

Brooker
04-12-2009, 03:05 PM
the back of 112 booing Barrett was awsome.

that'll help him break out of his slump.... or maybe another smoke weed all day chant will aswell.

Dale_Rojo
04-12-2009, 03:09 PM
Carver hates argentina?

Oh please! that is so pathetic it's untrue.

He didn't play player x so he must hate player x's country and family.

Dichio should have started every game this season, but hasn't. Does that mean Carver hates the english? Or does it mean that he may be worryingly short of clues?

I'd go with the latter, myself.

Dichio does not start because he is not a starter , he is a sub man and we all know that. Vitti is 50x better than choke barrett ;)

ExiledRed
04-12-2009, 03:16 PM
Dichio does not start because he is not a starter , he is a sub man and we all know that. Vitti is 50x better than choke barrett ;)

I'm afraid I don't know that, and that may be because I don't formulate my opinion by believing the shit that gets repeated over and over by people on these boards who want to appear to know their football, but really don't.

Sure he's definitely a candidate to come off early, but he's healthy enough to start. The heat is what slows him down the most, like most english players of any age, so Carver, in his wisdom keeps him on the bench while it's still cool.

Carter
04-12-2009, 03:20 PM
my god man. WE knew he couldnt finish before comming here. WHY does he even start anymore . Vitti Earned his start VS seattle and Barrett PLayed like crap. How does Vitti Sit then?? Because carver hates argentina??


VITTI played like shit vs seattle as well. but hey, don't see you saying that.... as for Carver, you wanna start trashin the man, i would like to meet you.

I'll be at the next tailgate where the 09 kit, with CARVER on the back.

InTheCrowd
04-12-2009, 03:22 PM
VITTI played like shit vs seattle as well. but hey, don't see you saying that.... as for Carver, you wanna start trashin the man, i would like to meet you.

I'll be at the next tailgate where the 09 kit, with CARVER on the back.

Actually Vitti was one of the few members of our team who played decently against Seattle.

Carter
04-12-2009, 03:25 PM
Actually Vitti was one of the few members of our team who played decently against Seattle.


I disagree, the whole team played like shit, it was disgusting.

trane
04-12-2009, 03:29 PM
^ No the whole team did not play like shit against Seattle. Barret did as did others, but many had ok games.

ensco
04-12-2009, 03:29 PM
Dichio does not start because he is not a starter, he is a sub man and we all know that.

We need a "post of fame" around here, so we can go back and savour some of these beauties at our leisure. To qualify a post must:

- make no sense in terms of the evidence (in this case, when healthy and until this season, Dichio was always a starter)

- make no sense in terms of the logic used

- be short and sweet, and generally cause the reader to break out laughing

I nominate the above post for inclusion into the "Post of Fame"

trane
04-12-2009, 03:30 PM
VITTI played like shit vs seattle as well. but hey, don't see you saying that.... as for Carver, you wanna start trashin the man, i would like to meet you.

I'll be at the next tailgate where the 09 kit, with CARVER on the back.

Are you saying that you want to fight a fellow RPB because they disagree with you about Carver?

Dale_Rojo
04-12-2009, 03:33 PM
Carter do you have a hard on for carver? ;)

Carter
04-12-2009, 03:37 PM
Are you saying that you want to fight a fellow RPB because they disagree with you about Carver?


Is that what i said?

I said i would like to MEET YOU, the words, FIGHT never came outta my mouth. Thanks for trying to put words in my mouth though.

Carter
04-12-2009, 03:38 PM
Carter do you have a hard on for carver? ;)

:rolleyes:;):hump:

Dale_Rojo
04-12-2009, 03:40 PM
Is that what i said?

I said i would like to MEET YOU, the words, FIGHT never came outta my mouth. Thanks for trying to put words in my mouth though.

i think that lad has a bit of the notion that every tfc supporter is a hoolie:hump:

ps. you like em rough eh :D:drinking:

Carter
04-12-2009, 03:50 PM
i think that lad has a bit of the notion that every tfc supporter is a hoolie:hump:

ps. you like em rough eh :D:drinking:

:noidea::noidea::noidea:

Oh well, hopefully we will see you out at the next tailgate on the 26th of April.

TOBOR !
04-12-2009, 07:21 PM
and on that note...