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Stugatzo
04-01-2009, 06:36 AM
I have it on really good authority that TFC front office will finally be announcing a new DP to shore up the central defense today.
Can't reveal sources, although most of you know I have connections, but I'm being told it's A. Prilfül.
Prilfül is a star CB in the Swedish first division and is often compared to John Terry for his ability to command the backline.
This should be stellar! i'm told he's reporting for duty today, April 1, 2009.
Finally!!

onemanbarmyarmy
04-01-2009, 06:37 AM
April fools!

ensco
04-01-2009, 06:45 AM
I thought it was going to be the Welsh CB, U. R. Gullibul

T_Mizz
04-01-2009, 06:57 AM
I'm all for a good joke but don't play games with my heart like that

drewski
04-01-2009, 06:58 AM
goal's article on Capello resigning had be fooled for longer then this did, which was abotu as long as it took me to click the link

Stugatzo
04-01-2009, 07:10 AM
Well it was this or an elaborate hoax revealing that the city has officially ruled out grass at BMO after signing a multi-year deal with the Argos and the Monster Truck Jam folks...but that would have been downright cruel.

Alarius
04-01-2009, 07:12 AM
Ah how obvious...

Damien
04-01-2009, 07:15 AM
http://www.katradio.com/media/2008/03/original/aprilfoolsday9.gif

drewski
04-01-2009, 07:22 AM
the internet has ruined most good april fool pranks.

everybody assumes if there's no link (or if there is a link there's a million there sites to double check on) then its a prank

not too mention, with all the BS that floats around the rest fo the year, we've all become a lot more skeptical

trane
04-01-2009, 08:53 AM
I was going to say April Fools, but it has already been done.

Plenty of Trout
04-01-2009, 09:03 AM
I'm all for a good joke but don't play games with my heart like that


I agree.

ginkster88
04-01-2009, 09:06 AM
I considered this one at around 1 am last night, except I was going to do a fake wikipedia entry (and hope it stayed there for a bit) and submit it to MLS rumours, but I didn't want to do that to you guys...

drewski
04-01-2009, 09:10 AM
I considered this one at around 1 am last night, except I was going to do a fake wikipedia entry (and hope it stayed there for a bid) and submit it to MLS rumours, but I didn't want to do that to you guys...


see now that woulda been good, links et al. if you do do it next year, maybe steal a soccer websites page formate and write up an article to link to

ginkster88
04-01-2009, 09:12 AM
^^ Again... I just couldn't pull the trigger. April Fools isn't to ruin lives, despite what some people may think :)

Fort York Redcoat
04-01-2009, 09:14 AM
I think they're calling another conference to say they're really close to signing someone but, of course, they can't say who.:sleep:

trane
04-01-2009, 09:16 AM
I wish this was true.

Lucky Strike
04-01-2009, 09:21 AM
Though jokes of new rumours coming in can be cruel to us supporters, at least it's nothing like that time a hundred people or so died in a tsunami because they didn't take the warning seriously; it was April 1.

Frank Costanza
04-01-2009, 09:54 AM
what??? dont toy with a die hard 3 days till the home opener. i like the joke though had me going as well as most of us,

Ossington Mental Youth
04-01-2009, 09:56 AM
cold, very cold of you sir

zeelaw
04-01-2009, 09:57 AM
i saw this april fools

Mrs. Workie
04-01-2009, 10:07 AM
IPrilfül is a star CB in the Swedish first division and is often compared to John Terry


http://images.sportinglife.com/08/05/330/John-Terry-Chelsea-Champions-League-Final-Man_889185.jpg

http://brotheradam.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jt1.bmp

Don't know if that comparison is a good thing :noidea:


;)

trane
04-01-2009, 10:15 AM
^ I was having similar thoughts. But he can be Harmse like at times.

jloome
04-01-2009, 11:26 AM
Ah, Loof Lirpdas, How we miss your commanding presence.

Roogsy
04-01-2009, 11:28 AM
This was beyond cruel. How can you do this to me???

And we shared a Burger King meal together! Did that mean nothing to you?

loconet
04-01-2009, 11:35 AM
This is BS. I need to stop opening threads today..

Yohan
04-01-2009, 11:55 AM
This is BS. I need to stop opening threads today..
i agree

the thread starter starter should get a penis punch on matter of principle

stugautz
04-01-2009, 12:16 PM
It's after 12...shouldn't we close this thread?

Boondaddy
04-01-2009, 12:18 PM
i agree

the thread starter starter should get a penis punch on matter of principle

BANG KOK!

scooter
04-01-2009, 12:30 PM
yes dont kid about stuff like that - i forgot it was april 1st

but what it really means is 3 MORE SLEEPS TILL OPENING DAY

drewski
04-01-2009, 12:38 PM
BANG KOK!


phu ket

Detroit_TFC
04-01-2009, 01:54 PM
Thank God nobody posted "Carver to rejoin Shearer at Newcastle - BBC"

That April Fool joke would have sent my computer out the window.

Stugatzo
04-01-2009, 04:04 PM
This was beyond cruel. How can you do this to me???

And we shared a Burger King meal together! Did that mean nothing to you?

yes, Chris...it was special!
:yum:

Shaughno
04-01-2009, 04:05 PM
STOUCHEBAG! Get home safe from C-town I assume? :lol:

ensco
04-01-2009, 05:21 PM
Ah, Loof Lirpdas, How we miss your commanding presence.

We'll never pry him loose. He's too important to his club, Jusjoking FC.

egoodwin
04-01-2009, 05:46 PM
i heard were signing U. Radouche

TERSIGNI
04-01-2009, 07:34 PM
April fools or not...still funny. Beats talking about tasers and such