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RPB_RED_NATION_RPB
03-18-2009, 09:07 PM
This is a joke right...?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y9VzvTaf50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y9VzvTaf50)

RedWookie
03-18-2009, 09:09 PM
We got em beat. they only got 20-30 guys at a game? BAH hum-bug!

James Oliphant
03-18-2009, 09:11 PM
Don't worry...that guy won't be able to afford a ticket to an MLS 'Caps game. Not with the price of white, knee-high socks what it is in this economy.

FluSH
03-18-2009, 09:12 PM
What a disgrace... the guy in the middle is just dreading this interview

RPB_RED_NATION_RPB
03-18-2009, 09:15 PM
What a disgrace... the guy in the middle is just dreading this interview

One of the comments...:D

"14 years of work legitimizing the sport and league... gone in 2 minutes with Evil Bert, Captain Geico, and Andrew the mouthbreathing chav".

RPB_RED_NATION_RPB
03-18-2009, 09:16 PM
I turned it off after the Doll came out........im sure it got better?

Nerepis
03-18-2009, 09:22 PM
LMAO!

Daveisonfire
03-18-2009, 09:26 PM
Wow..........that guy came off as a very large douchebag

kodiakTFC
03-18-2009, 09:27 PM
haha gold!

FluSH
03-18-2009, 09:28 PM
I turned it off after the Doll came out........im sure it got better?

I couldn't tell if this was something out of the '80s... WTF was the guy wearing?

Jeff s
03-18-2009, 09:47 PM
lmao why the fuck would you do that!?

We have to make a chant based on this when they come here :lol:

FluSH
03-18-2009, 09:50 PM
Man... this is embarrasing not just for the Whitecaps... but for Soccer Worldwide.

fucking sad... How in the world are you going to tell your friends to come and watch a Whitecaps game after they see thsi video?

RPB_RED_NATION_RPB
03-18-2009, 09:53 PM
Man... this is embarrasing not just for the Whitecaps... but for Soccer Worldwide.

fucking sad... How in the world are you going to tell your friends to come and watch a Whitecaps game after they see thsi video?



ROFLMAO

Daveisonfire
03-18-2009, 09:54 PM
lmao why the fuck would you do that!?

We have to make a chant based on this when they come here :lol:

or a banner or something...this is just too easy to make fun of

Bluenose13
03-18-2009, 09:55 PM
Wow......Just wow.

loconet
03-18-2009, 10:02 PM
I'm embarrassed for them. Wow.

They can't be serious?

Jack
03-18-2009, 10:03 PM
I'll say it again here. Joke fans. Joke team. Joke management.

MLS is laughing all the way to the bank with your 40 million.

I hope you make it, but I doubt it will happen.

Moe911
03-18-2009, 10:07 PM
Lmao Holy Shit..

THA BUTCHA
03-18-2009, 10:19 PM
terrible.

GOLDEN RULE. should be on RPB charter


NEVER CHANT ON CAMERA unless your @ a pub...
You'll always look like a twat

FluSH
03-18-2009, 10:21 PM
terrible.

GOLDEN RULE. should be on RPB charter


NEVER CHANT ON CAMERA unless your @ a pub...
You'll always look like a twat

Exactly... I would have busted out Liquor and Whores

WHAT!

Pigfynn
03-18-2009, 10:23 PM
OMG....omg

That was so very,very sad.

Evil Bert.....wow

....I don't know what to say

It's like an insult just wouldn't even be fair.

Pigfynn
03-18-2009, 10:26 PM
I will say this though...that should be played on the big screen when the whitecraps come to BMO.

Daveisonfire
03-18-2009, 10:30 PM
http://209.85.62.26/5895/3/upload/p6469794.jpg

tfcleeds
03-18-2009, 10:38 PM
Impact fans with LOL painted on a garbage bag and Vancouver fans with...Evil Bert.

Guess its up to us to give Canadian soccer fans a good name!

Rudi
03-18-2009, 10:51 PM
I'll say it again here. Joke fans. Joke team. Joke management.

MLS is laughing all the way to the bank with your 40 million.

I hope you make it, but I doubt it will happen.
Why?

They've supported soccer very well for decades.

Shakes McQueen
03-18-2009, 11:00 PM
I turned it off right after the puppet came out, and he made that nasal laugh.

There isn't much more to say, aside from just... wow.

I say when we play in Vancouver this season, like 600 RPB's show up with Beanie Babies, making that awful laugh. :D

- Scott

gardooney
03-18-2009, 11:05 PM
Was that real or a put on????:D Really scary.

ginkster88
03-18-2009, 11:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

This is amazing. Bob is probably dying inside discussing those individuals. Evil Bert will have no part of any future Vancouver Supporters groups, especially if anything like RPB or U-Sector happens in Vancouver.

James Oliphant
03-18-2009, 11:15 PM
Why?

They've supported soccer very well for decades.

Indeed.

Besides which, it was only $35 million.

Ossington Mental Youth
03-18-2009, 11:16 PM
why do i get the feeling that he gave himself that nickname

Martin Groove
03-18-2009, 11:22 PM
wow, well kids whoever is going to vancouver, bring pepper spray

Jack
03-18-2009, 11:28 PM
Why?

They've supported soccer very well for decades.

I forgot one. Joke city.

It's not a rational thing, so I don't really have an explanation for it. Vancouver just turns my stomach a bit.

Good for them if they've supported soccer very well for decades (I really hope Evil Bert is not an example of that)

It's good for the sport to grow in Canada, but please don't expect me to welcome them to the league with open arms, because I can't do it.


Indeed.

Besides which, it was only $35 million.

Thanks for the correction.

FluSH
03-18-2009, 11:38 PM
Indeed.

Besides which, it was only $35 million.

Are you serious...

James Oliphant
03-18-2009, 11:40 PM
http://www.vancouversun.com/Sports/official+Whitecaps+joining+2011/1402528/story.html


The group paid US$35 million for the franchise, down from the $40 million price tag MLS was originally asking, but more than the $30 million the Seattle Sounders paid two years ago.

Sally Mack
03-18-2009, 11:40 PM
The sad part is, I actually have a bert puppet from my childhood just like the one the guy's holding... maybe we should put a TFC jersey on it or something? Or maybe just throw it at a whitecaps player when they come in may ;)

FluSH
03-18-2009, 11:43 PM
I can't believe I am doing this... I really can't... there is a first for everything I guess


35,000,000.00 USD

=

43,632,732.12 CAD

United States Dollars Canada Dollars 1 USD = 1.24665 CAD 1 CAD = 0.802150 USD

James Oliphant
03-18-2009, 11:43 PM
And?

BuSaPuNk
03-18-2009, 11:44 PM
I like Lenarduzzi....the opostion keeper has to listen to that...jeez no wonder they get some wins at home the keeper probably is on the floor laughing his head off....wow sad, pathetic, words cannot describe.

FluSH
03-18-2009, 11:44 PM
and what?

James Oliphant
03-18-2009, 11:45 PM
I just wonder what the exchange rate has to do with anything.

FluSH
03-18-2009, 11:45 PM
posting it as an FYI

James Oliphant
03-18-2009, 11:48 PM
So you're not implying that they paid above $40 million, because that would be incorrect as the asking price (as with all sums mentioned in connection with MLS) was always in USD.

Just making sure here.

FluSH
03-18-2009, 11:48 PM
So you're not implying that they paid above $40 million, because that would be incorrect as the asking price (as with all sums mentioned in connection with MLS) was always in USD.

Just making sure here.

no I'm not implying that at all

Jack
03-18-2009, 11:51 PM
Who cares if it's $40m or $35m anyway.

Good for the Whitecaps. I hope they do well.

Blah blah blah.

James Oliphant
03-18-2009, 11:53 PM
Then I guess there's only one thing left to add to this discussion:

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/11_2008/Bert.jpg
Evil Bert makes babies cry.

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Captain Croatia
03-19-2009, 12:08 AM
That shirt tucked in the shorts was a very classy move.

But seriously, the Evil Bert looked like he was from the 80's or some shit! LOL!

Evil Bert Banner!

Rudi
03-19-2009, 12:17 AM
21OH0wlkfbc

RedWookie
03-19-2009, 12:28 AM
86i7LQg9PVQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86i7LQg9PVQ)

Flipityflu
03-19-2009, 01:20 AM
so what if evil bert and his posse look like they just finished a serious 29 hour d&d session, i still like 'em more than the KKKrew.

s2cazz
03-19-2009, 01:36 AM
so what if evil bert and his posse look like they just finished a serious 29 hour d&d session, i still like 'em more than the KKKrew.
AMEN!...

Keystone FC
03-19-2009, 04:33 AM
so what if evil bert and his posse look like they just finished a serious 29 hour d&d session, i still like 'em more than the KKKrew.

The TRUELY sad thing is they look tougher than the High Street Handbags.
I mean the HSH are just a bunch of teenage punks but these guys look like they have a screw loose, and you know what they say...you don't mess with crazy.

RedWookie
03-19-2009, 04:36 AM
no. you just bring her home and not call her again.

twistedchinaman
03-19-2009, 05:00 AM
http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Humor/Fail/1FAIL.jpg

James Oliphant
03-19-2009, 05:03 AM
"Never...promise...crazy...a baby..."
http://gotorontofc.com/jamey/bluth_crazy.jpg

Tintin
03-19-2009, 06:38 AM
I'll say it again here. Joke fans. Joke team. Joke management.

MLS is laughing all the way to the bank with your 40 million.

I hope you make it, but I doubt it will happen.


Joke fans yes, for now. Remember the Lynx....You have to wait to give a fair judgment.

Joke Team!!! Are you kidding me! They are well run and successfull.

Joke management. Well, Bert's comments were ridiculous but that team is normally well managed.


But yes, 40 million is a joke.

Azerban
03-19-2009, 06:49 AM
http://www.kieranstafford.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/99067-bert-123-1143lo-thumb1.jpg

Shaughno
03-19-2009, 07:13 AM
The sad part is, I actually have a bert puppet from my childhood just like the one the guy's holding... maybe we should put a TFC jersey on it or something? Or maybe just throw it at a whitecaps player when they come in may ;)

Funny thing is, the first thing I thought when I read your post was to put a Caps jersey on it and do as below...


http://www.kieranstafford.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/99067-bert-123-1143lo-thumb1.jpg

Red CB Toronto
03-19-2009, 07:22 AM
I love this guy, Evil Burt, how can we slam supporters of another team like we are, just have fun and enjoy we have another team in Canada to kick around

Yeoman
03-19-2009, 07:33 AM
my brother that works security for the caps said they had some pretty good fans
now?
i think i found yet another reason to taunt him heh.

forza_tfc
03-19-2009, 09:12 AM
Not sure I'm cool with making fun of a guy who clearly has some kind of delay. It was stupid of that TV show to let the poor guy humiliate himself.

Toronto Gunner
03-19-2009, 09:15 AM
^^^

I agree with Forza. God bless this guy for his enthusiasm, but the broadcaster really should have selected a few fans that were more representative of the caps fanbase as a whole. I think this TV segment just lost the caps a whole whack of fans!

wisnae me
03-19-2009, 09:19 AM
Wow virgin FC

Jack
03-19-2009, 09:47 AM
Whenever someone sticks a camera in your face and asks you to do a chant, tell them to hit you up in the stands.

rocker
03-19-2009, 09:52 AM
If TFC fans get on TV, they just need to play some videos of the support... then interview the fans.. no need to chant on TV when you have the video evidence.

Lenarduzzi looks so uncomfortable coming on with those guys. He knows they are pathetic. What kid would want to join those chumps on the south side? hahah

joel
03-19-2009, 09:55 AM
Wow virgin FC

bwahahahhaahhaahhah

Cheese
03-19-2009, 10:02 AM
That was the best thing I have possibly ever seen! I'm even more disappointed that I won't be going to the game against Vancouver now.

Cheese
03-19-2009, 10:03 AM
(What a world it would be if we were all that cool!)

Sally Mack
03-19-2009, 12:26 PM
Funny thing is, the first thing I thought when I read your post was to put a Caps jersey on it and do as below...
Good idea... Looks like Bert will be hanging from section 110 in may when the caps come to BMO lol. Does anyone know how to make a miniature caps jersey? ;)

flatpicker
03-19-2009, 12:28 PM
Whenever someone sticks a camera in your face and asks you to do a chant, tell them to hit you up in the stands.

QFT

chanting alone or with a couple buddies is never gonna go well (at the bar maybe... but not on tv!)

Keep it in the stands or in the bar!

Mrs. Workie
03-19-2009, 12:38 PM
Whenever someone sticks a camera in your face and asks you to do a chant, tell them to hit you up in the stands.

To be quite honest, the chanting was the LEAST for their problems.

However, you can't knock their enthusiasm....at least they have fans....even if they are ones that we can mock :D

Carter
03-19-2009, 12:48 PM
I AM EVIL CARTER, look OUT, here i COME!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA, MUHAHAHAHAHA

AL-MO
03-19-2009, 12:49 PM
I just felt sorry for this dude.

SuperTCP
03-19-2009, 01:12 PM
i think after watching this MLS will revoke the Whitecap's license.

Is this the kind of supporters we will run into in Colombus as well????

james
03-19-2009, 01:30 PM
k i want those 3 minutes of my life back!

TorCanSoc
03-19-2009, 02:25 PM
I just felt sorry for this dude.

Truly. Its like American Idol bringing on people with, not mental but, social deficiencies, then totally let them hang themselves on T.V.

He's probably the nicest guy you'd never invite to your house. Oh....I'm making it worst.

Poor bstrd.

Sally Mack
03-19-2009, 03:03 PM
I keep on replaying the part where he does the laugh... You think by 2011 this will have faded off, or just gain momentum for every team in the league to heckle the caps with Bert laughs?

egoodwin
03-19-2009, 03:09 PM
ROFL!

I thought Limp act supporters were sad

"Go Whitecaps Go" what are they a hockey team?

and there chosen chant is one that has been time after time REJECTED here due to it's lameness

Carts
03-19-2009, 03:13 PM
If any of the ladies in Vancouver are looking to take a guys V-card who isn't still in highschool - there's three in that video!

ExiledRed
03-19-2009, 03:13 PM
You know there was always something twisted about Burt.

http://www.mlcsmith.com/strange/bertsama_bin_laden/art/osama_burt_reuters.jpg

http://www.ananova.com/images/news/binladen_burtAP410x225.jpg

repost from the sesame street thread.

s2cazz
03-19-2009, 03:33 PM
^^^

I agree with Forza. God bless this guy for his enthusiasm, but the broadcaster really should have selected a few fans that were more representative of the caps fanbase as a whole. I think this TV segment just lost the caps a whole whack of fans!
Surprise surprise a north american broadcaster picked the biggest douchebags and social rejects to represent the fans of a team as a whole... its a conspiracy to keep football down!!!!!! If I remember correct I saw a segment on the news quite like this with Torontos biggest TFC fan before... Its a media conspiracy to make football a joke..and its all headed by Bobo Mclown....LOL:hump:

EENIE MAN
03-19-2009, 03:51 PM
You're Blue
You're White
You"re A Fucking Sodomite
Vancouver.......

Wankers!

egoodwin
03-19-2009, 04:10 PM
only way to make this better is by them changing their name to the Southsider Hooligans

rocker
03-19-2009, 04:36 PM
ya this is up there with so-called hooligans putting "Hooligans" on their T-shirts. the columbus people have not lived that down yet.

Bloor West FC
03-20-2009, 10:13 AM
I saw this while on Big Soccer. Just so dam funny and sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y9VzvTaf50&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigsoccer.com%2Fforum%2Fshow thread.php%3Ft%3D975905&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtbuI7qJc4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigsoccer.com%2Fforum%2Fshow thread.php%3Ft%3D975905%26page%3D2&feature=player_embedded

Parkdale
03-20-2009, 10:16 AM
sad thing....... they really aren't that different from everyone else in this league.

flatpicker
03-20-2009, 10:17 AM
http://www.redpatchboys.ca/forums/showthread.php?t=10961

DVS
03-20-2009, 10:20 AM
I think right now the expectations are just hoping to fill the place up. If history proves correct I"m sure VAncouver will do ok in that respect.

Wagner
03-20-2009, 10:25 AM
If evil Bert thinks football is awesome, he should try kissing girls.

20-30 guys??????? LOL

poppamidnight
03-20-2009, 10:58 AM
Guys, I grew up in Van, went to swangard lots, and I gotta say, this is a bad case of Misrepresentation

These guys aren't even the legit supporters - They are a handful of social deviants that show up each game sitting in their own little section trying to blend in....

...my guess is either:
a - Somebody thought this would be great TV - (in preparation for Jerry Springer)
or
b - (most likely) These we're the only unemployed individuals that bothered to show up for the taping of BT.


I mean lets be honest. If somebody showed up on TV w/ a RPB fanny pack, pink whistles and pom-pom's in a Andy Welsh jersey we'd all be up in arms saying "Misrepresentation"

trane
03-20-2009, 11:00 AM
I feel kind of embarrsed for them. However, they already have more supporters then the KKkrew.

James17930
03-20-2009, 11:01 AM
Evil Bert looks like a Jays fan, c. 1982

DVS
03-20-2009, 11:05 AM
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9449/evilbert.jpg


Bert became a big Whitecap fan after he broke up with Ernie

trane
03-20-2009, 11:06 AM
^ Perfect, we must make one for the first game againsts them.

DVS
03-20-2009, 11:07 AM
^ Perfect, we must make one for the first game againsts them.


bahhh much more flattering than this though

http://i42.tinypic.com/2qimv4n.jpg

TFC OZZ
03-20-2009, 11:15 AM
If evil Bert thinks football is awesome, he should try kissing girls.

20-30 guys??????? LOL

bahahahahaha

TFC07
03-20-2009, 11:17 AM
I used to find those videos funny but now I feel bad for them.

trane
03-20-2009, 11:20 AM
^ Me too.

Rudi
03-20-2009, 11:23 AM
20-30 guys??????? LOL
You do realize they are a USL-1 team, right?

flatpicker
03-20-2009, 11:25 AM
I hope the Vancouver Whitecaps marketing team is ready to work hard!

pimpslapt
03-20-2009, 11:52 AM
first off....i'm sure they are good people...but they are geeks........but i don't anyone can say that they haven't seen similar people at bmo....or around the league...but fuck, it is embarassing

pimpslapt
03-20-2009, 11:53 AM
first off....i'm sure they are good people...but they are geeks........but i don't anyone can say that they haven't seen similar people at bmo....or around the league...but fuck, it is embarassing


but i have to admit, i've never seen shorts like that before around bmo

shaggingscot
03-20-2009, 11:55 AM
why do i get the feeling that he gave himself that nickname

As opposed to the board names on here?

Okay they didn't come off as the supporters you want representing your club but Vancouver has had great support over the years. The franchise will do just fine.

I'm sometimes amazed at the elitist attitude on this board at times....:noidea:

flatpicker
03-20-2009, 12:02 PM
I'm sometimes amazed at the elitist attitude on this board at times....:noidea:


that still surprises you???

you should be used to it by now!

edmundo
03-20-2009, 12:06 PM
Guys, I grew up in Van, went to swangard lots, and I gotta say, this is a bad case of Misrepresentation

These guys aren't even the legit supporters - They are a handful of social deviants that show up each game sitting in their own little section trying to blend in....

...my guess is either:
a - Somebody thought this would be great TV - (in preparation for Jerry Springer)
or
b - (most likely) These we're the only unemployed individuals that bothered to show up for the taping of BT.


I mean lets be honest. If somebody showed up on TV w/ a RPB fanny pack, pink whistles and pom-pom's in a Andy Welsh jersey we'd all be up in arms saying "Misrepresentation"

well the stocky guy with the beard i definitely seen at the canada - jamaica match in august, so he must have some money to be traveling for matches, or maybe he's a hobo and just hitched the first train he saw heading this way, who knows

AL-MO
03-20-2009, 12:12 PM
You do realize they are a USL-1 team, right?

Threads merged.

And thanks Rudi for giving the board a reality check! ;)

THA BUTCHA
03-20-2009, 04:53 PM
I'm dressing up as evil bert. If toronto make the playoffs.

Flipityflu
03-20-2009, 05:36 PM
would i be cool if i brought in my napoleon dynamite doll to the games. its does spout off random quotes...

oh, and it would totally out dance that bitch bert.

Super
03-20-2009, 08:16 PM
Doesn't matter if they are cool or lame, it's our damn job to tell them they suck. The moment we stop doing that is the moment we become Mickey Mouse. It's bad enough our league is Mickey Mouse, but we, the supporters, don't have to be it.

s2cazz
03-21-2009, 01:56 AM
I was at swangard last year for the NCC... They do have a lot of fans who are normal people... I still think that they pulled the wierdest ones in for the TV interview to make them look like idiots because it's soccer... The media will continue to do everything to make soccer look bad... I hope that BC Place does sell out and that vancouver does get real support... they do have fans now... even though they don't chant anything other than Go Whitecraps Go... there is still people in the stands...

That said... I hope TFC makes them look like a onelegged man in an asskicking contest this year!!!

Super
03-21-2009, 02:00 AM
It's typical of TV to draw upon the "freaks" to make our culture look stupid. I hate it, hate it, hate it! I also hate it when people around me in my section invite people who find it SO FUNNY what we do ... you know, sing and chant. It's not a joke, people. Oh well... Grrrrr

James Oliphant
03-21-2009, 06:26 AM
I was at swangard last year for the NCC... They do have a lot of fans who are normal people... I still think that they pulled the wierdest ones in for the TV interview to make them look like idiots because it's soccer... The media will continue to do everything to make soccer look bad...

http://www.philzimmermann.com/images/TinFoilHatArea.jpg

greatwhitenorf
03-22-2009, 10:44 PM
Ha-ha-ha. I've been to Swangard, aka Happy Families Park. Verbal shots at the goalie usual consist of telling him his socks aren't pulled up level or his shirt isn't tucked in. Not like Evil Bert, who must have carefully pressed his after sleeping in it all night.

These guys are about as dangerous as a duvet. Good news is none of them are ever likely to breed.

SuperTCP
03-24-2009, 10:19 AM
I'm dressing up as evil bert. If toronto make the playoffs.

My friend has a wicked Bert costume - I will see if we can borrow it.

THA BUTCHA
03-24-2009, 03:01 PM
If TFC make the playoffs the first game would most likely be played Haloween Weekend. It would be a fun day @ BMO. :)

Azerban
03-24-2009, 03:13 PM
As opposed to the board names on here?


there is a difference between having the email address sexykitten69@hotmail.com and leaving the email address sexykitten69@hotmail.com as the contact in an employment application

one is a little silly and the other is embarrassing and counterproductive

hope y'all enjoyed my little analogy here

MUFC_Niagara
03-24-2009, 03:17 PM
wow...just wow. first time i've seen this...bless him, he's not all there.