Conrad's Corner

[ACSertL]

Here are some musings and predictions from Kansas City Wizards' defender Jimmy Conrad. Pretty well written and funny!

Enjoy!

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=627719&sec=mls&root=mls&cc=5901

[Super Cereal]

That wasn't too bad!

I loved the Barcelona one.

[Detroit_TFC]

Conrad's been around so long he doesn't care who he pisses off, hilarious.

[ACSertL]

My favourite was the comment about Greg Lalas :lol:

[TicTacTabarnack]

LMAO!!! Dude's hilarious! I'm really looking forward to the TFC prediction coming true!


Prediction
Similar to the situation when New England Patriots QB Tom Brady tripped and fumbled a ball in a big NFL game and blamed the grass -- which prompted the owners of the team to put brand-new sports turf in Gillette Stadium one week later -- new Toronto FC forward/midfielder Dwayne De Rosario will miss a huge penalty kick and blame the sports turf, leading to the installation of a new grass field for the first time in Toronto FC history.
Players from across the continent of North America, together with their knees and ankles, will rejoice in the news.


This one was funny too:

Prediction
MLS commissioner Don Garber will ask to be addressed only as "the Don" from here on out. Kissing his hand is still optional.