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jabbronies
03-10-2009, 10:48 AM
If you are looking for ideas to get at Columbus, here are a few things I dug up about them.

Columbus is popularly called "Cow-Town," and lives up to that title to a great degree. It is home to some of the most spectacular industrialist "half-assery" in the midwestern United States,

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Columbus%2C%20Ohio

Dumb Ohio Laws

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

TorontoBlades
03-10-2009, 10:56 AM
they're not deaf in Kolumbus....they just have selective hearing on logic

as for primarily being a heap of dumb cows...

Wagner
03-10-2009, 10:58 AM
I don't think the Deaf and Dumb thing is cool.

GabrielHurl
03-10-2009, 10:59 AM
I don't think the Deaf and Dumb thing is cool.

exactly

renda-10
03-10-2009, 10:59 AM
I don't think the Deaf and Dumb thing is cool.
Agreed

Wagner
03-10-2009, 11:01 AM
I'd suggest deleting your own thread.
Nothing good is going to come from it.

jabbronies
03-10-2009, 11:23 AM
I'd suggest deleting your own thread.
Nothing good is going to come from it.


Or I could just edit it and keep it going

backbeat
03-10-2009, 11:29 AM
[quote=jabbronies;408891]If you are looking for ideas to get at Columbus, here are a few things I dug up about them.

Columbus is popularly called "Cow-Town," and lives up to that title to a great degree.

I don't know I'd be a little leery of riding them on that nickname as one of Toronto's is 'HogTown' :noidea:

Wagner
03-10-2009, 11:57 AM
Or I could just edit it and keep it going
which is a better idea.:hump:

GingerNinja
03-10-2009, 12:03 PM
Dumb Ohio Laws

In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

These are hilarious!!!
Too bad the game wasn't on a sunday. :D

jaahuuu
03-10-2009, 12:09 PM
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
Not sure about the others, but I'd bet this one was written to close a loophole in the law banning brothels.

TFC Via Buffalo
03-10-2009, 12:11 PM
Not sure about the others, but I'd bet this one was written to close a loophole in the law banning brothels.

Or family gatherings that turned into orgys.

jabbronies
03-10-2009, 12:59 PM
Columbus is the 7th fattest city in the country.

Kevvv
03-10-2009, 01:20 PM
Dumb Ohio Laws

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.



These are all pretty sensible, frankly. You don't want to be late for church Sunday because you got stuck behind the flatbed bringing your whale to the taxidermist.

TorontoBlades
03-10-2009, 01:24 PM
Columbus is the 7th fattest city in the country.

who beat them?

Keystone FC
03-10-2009, 10:14 PM
1 in 25 Ohio adults jailed

State ranked among highest in prison population, prompting officials to rethink laws


http://www.daytondailynews.com/search/content/oh/story/news/local/2009/03/03/ddn030309prisons.html

Maybe they should change their name to the Columbus Convicts.

Cashcleaner
03-11-2009, 01:22 AM
You want to know something weak about Columbus?

When I was ther last year I asked for gravy on my fries with my dinner. Not only did they not have any, BUT THE SERVER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GRAVY WAS! I had to explain gravy to her!

s2cazz
03-11-2009, 01:32 AM
You want to know something weak about Columbus?

When I was ther last year I asked for gravy on my fries with my dinner. Not only did they not have any, BUT THE SERVER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GRAVY WAS! I had to explain gravy to her!
try asking for a Cesar...my wife did! its pretty funny
or try to get fries at Taco Bell

RedWookie
03-11-2009, 02:17 AM
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No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.


Interesting.....

Bloor West FC
03-11-2009, 08:47 AM
THE CITY THAT NEEDS VIAGRA!!!!

From 1 to 100. 100 being the worst city in the U.S.A, Columbus ranks in at number 79 for the limpest city in the U.S.A. Hahaha it just might be an easy time getting those Ohio ladies!! :)

This is from my Mens Health mag .

And if you are wondering who is the worst city with limp peckers its Tulsa, Ok. :) Suckers!!!!!!

BFin
03-11-2009, 09:07 AM
Makes sense to have a sorority convention there then...all the creepy perverts can't get it up anyway.

GingerNinja
03-11-2009, 09:36 AM
You want to know something weak about Columbus?

When I was ther last year I asked for gravy on my fries with my dinner. Not only did they not have any, BUT THE SERVER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GRAVY WAS! I had to explain gravy to her!


try asking for a Cesar...my wife did! its pretty funny
or try to get fries at Taco Bell

We asked for pitchers of beer last year too, and they looked at us like we had 2 heads.

Carter
03-11-2009, 10:18 AM
SHIT i was gunna go and get a fish drunk too.. damn IT! Remember all do not mistreat the beer, because it is of great importance, and is illegal to do so in Columbus

Technorgasm
03-11-2009, 10:23 AM
Battle of the Dinner plate?

Cow-Town vs Hog-Town?


hahahaha

TFC Via Buffalo
03-11-2009, 10:24 AM
You want to know something weak about Columbus?

When I was ther last year I asked for gravy on my fries with my dinner. Not only did they not have any, BUT THE SERVER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GRAVY WAS! I had to explain gravy to her!

This should have been followed with a direct slap to the face.

Technorgasm
03-11-2009, 10:32 AM
1 in 25 Ohio adults jailed

State ranked among highest in prison population, prompting officials to rethink laws


http://www.daytondailynews.com/search/content/oh/story/news/local/2009/03/03/ddn030309prisons.html

Maybe they should change their name to the Columbus Convicts.

I just spit coffee on my desk!!


Thanks Keystone, that was JUST what I needed this morning.


I see a banner in th works. .Colmbus Limp Dick Convicts

Chant?
I say Co-lum!
say Co-lumbus Crew!
say-Limp-dick Convicts!
We hate you!



this thread kicks so much ass.

Steve
03-11-2009, 11:10 AM
We asked for pitchers of beer last year too, and they looked at us like we had 2 heads.

I asked for a pint of beer and the server looked at me really confused and said "uhh, we don't have pints, we have 16 ounce glasses though". Thanks buddy. Here I thought I was talking to them in their language! Next time I'm going to ask for 50 decilitres of their finest ale.

ExiledRed
03-11-2009, 12:06 PM
I asked for a pint of beer and the server looked at me really confused and said "uhh, we don't have pints, we have 16 ounce glasses though". Thanks buddy. Here I thought I was talking to them in their language! Next time I'm going to ask for 50 decilitres of their finest ale.

Not to spoil anything, but this happened to me quite often when I first came to Canada. Maybe it's just a county wellington thing though.

James Oliphant
03-11-2009, 12:28 PM
Straight from wikipedia:

"The Columbus Gay Men's Chorus is also a vibrant part of the arts community, and showcases the city's diversity".

Can we find a way to sneak a banner that says "Columbus Gay Men's Chours" behind their supporters section?

Do we consider "gay" to be an insult now?

rocker
03-11-2009, 12:32 PM
Do we consider "gay" to be an insult now?

given that Columbus fans used racist language against players, I wouldn't be shocked if it was still an insult to people in Columbus ;) Of course in toronto we've evolved....

TFC Via Buffalo
03-11-2009, 12:32 PM
Do we consider "gay" to be an insult now?

In a broad scope, it is. I'm not trying to spew hate or anything like that. I just want to make that clear so nobody takes it this wrong way. It's not hateful. It's just as a goof to piss their supporters off. That is all.

MUFC_Niagara
03-11-2009, 12:47 PM
Do we consider "gay" to be an insult now?

I think it is, DOMIN8R (mod) took offense to it the other day when i posted a link that had a picture with the word homo on it. Plus I think based on some of the songs the mods have handed out bands for......i think, making fun of homosexuals is a no no.

TFC Via Buffalo
03-11-2009, 01:05 PM
I think it is, DOMIN8R (mod) took offense to it the other day when i posted a link that had a picture with the word homo on it. Plus I think based on some of the songs the mods have handed at bands for that making fun of homosexuals is a no no.

I'll delete the post. No harm was ment by it.

MUFC_Niagara
03-11-2009, 01:15 PM
I'll delete the post. No harm was ment by it.

None taken by me, just telling what I think the stance will be! Trust me....I hate Columbus just like you mate!!!! :hump:

james
03-11-2009, 11:05 PM
i think to many people here are up-tight with the word "gay". Most people just say it not meanning nothing from it, jsut like fuck. Seems people who arent even "gay" are the ones that take offence to it.